LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest
OR
Who came first
OR
Who cares the best
It’s all about WHO CAME &
NEVER LEFT.
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When you speak fluent English bare wiketsa clever🙄
MOM paid School fees for 5 years and that means
I’ll speak English whenever I want to.Infact, carbohydrates
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Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.
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I always hate that moment…when i’m just at the door of the church, about to get in and the pastor shouts ‘Pray against the devil that is coming into church right now!!!!!’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The feeling i get like i must go back home
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*Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.*
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I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said,I’m
gonna use a straw.
😁😁😁😁😁
The devil is a liar
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My friends, Never ever dare to wish your haters to die. 😂 😂 😂
.
Reason being, “You mighty loose some of your family members”. 💖
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Unusual quotes…
* Speak when u r angry & u will make the best speech u will ever regret
* Life is unsure, eat ur dessert first
* If you can’t convince someone, confuse them
*Say the truth but run immediately after it
* Smile, bec0z it makes people wonder what u r thinking
*Be happy because its the best revenge
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I drops my girl at home & just puts hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans
towards her;
Me: Can I kiss you?
Her: Not now, I’m at home.
Me: Please.
Her: No
Me: You were too sweet in bed today.
Her: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had foUr rounds.
Me: Let me kiss you good night.
Her: Someone may be watching,they still think I’m a virgin at home.This goes on
for ten minutes,
– then her brother appears at the gate and says “Dad says whether you kiss
him or not its your decision,but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button because everyone at home is listening to your conversation
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Some guys are very successful
because they have more than one girl praying for them,
prayer points in many locations
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My girlfriend found me kissing her sister ..
now she’s boiling water
i think she wanna make tea for us
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Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑
Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯!
Boyfriend: Okay Stay 998,826,100 Kilometres away from me then
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NEVER say all he wanted was sex when all you offered was only sex
Have you ever tried to give him money and he refused it?!
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Pretending to think hard🤔 when the teacher is looking👀at you!
Who else did this?
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Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a
mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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