Imagine life without Make-up,
Some Girls Would Be Like Our Brothers

Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm

Is it in inside already?
Yes, it is!
Are you feeling pains?
Yes!
Should I remove it?
No!
So, do you like it?
Yes, I love it!
Those shoe sellers and their lengthy questions. 🤦🤦🤦

When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex,
ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision*?

Thanks to social distance
I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

A fat man saw an advertisement: “Lose 5Kg In A Week”⚠

He called and said: “I would like to join”😕

The girl said: “ok, be ready tomorrow at 6 am”😐

The next morning he got to the office and was taken to a room …he opened the door and found a hot babe wearing only shirt and pant😋

She said: “If you can catch me…you can sleep with me!”😉… the man started running after her but couldn’t catch her😩…During the whole week he tried to catchher but he couldn’t and he lost 5 Kg…

He then asked for the 10Kg program…The next morning at 6 am, he opened the door and found hotter babe wearing a bikini👙…she said: “If you can catch me, you will sleep with me…” He lost 10Kg that week…

So he thought that this program was awesome…He then requested for a 25kg program…The girl asked: “Are u sure??…it is really tough!!”😐

The man said: “Why not?”💪

The next day he opened the door expecting to see a naked girl but found a naked man who said: “If i catch you, i will sleep with you!”😀

That week the man lost 40Kg

Do Guys Know Girls Move On
Before They Even Break Up ?

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up,
and the same wind blows dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*😂

As soon as I wake up I grab my phone.
I don’t even check if am still alive..!