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If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence,
make them appreciate your absence. –

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Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk

Me: I didn’t see you coming

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When nails grow long, we cut nails not fingers.
Similarly; When Misunderstanding grows up,
cut your Ego not your Relationship!!

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Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,

if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother

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riddle riddle
l am an eight letter word
people use me for a secret my first, second, third, letters if u do not get it you will not be intelligent.
my fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight letters form a strong weapon what am i.
Answer:PASSWORD.

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No body as a perfect relationship..everybody as his or her own problem…even does that have brakeup…. U girls that are look for perfect guy… U have to wait til Jesus come

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If cheating could generate electricity,
some girls could power AFRICA and
two European countries 🏃🏃

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Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

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If he no longer cleans his room when you visits…
My sister just know that you’ve been promoted
from side chick to main chick

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Good morning Whatap App people
They say everyday is a new possible adventure
So what are your plans for today ?

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When I miss you I re-read our old conversations
and smile like an idiot.

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I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused

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If she tells you “I love you from the bottom of my heart”,
My brother ask her who is at the top.
We can’t be wasting our resources

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I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.

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Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!

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