Eight ways to die if your an African
child👇👇
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1. Loosing your mom’s Tupperware
during a school Trip..
2. Eating the meat that was reserved
for your father..
3. Taking out a new faduku(cloth) without
your moms permision..
4. Using the cups and glasses that
are placed in the Room Devider..
5. Admiting that you are 3 years
older in a taxi and your mom end up
paying full price..
6. Not going to your room when a
XXX scene is shown on Tv..
7. Calling your mom by her name by
mistake..
8. Not finishing your food while
you’ve already eaten the meat..
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Be with someone who’s consistent in their efforts towards you. Someone who still checks up on you even though they’re busy. Someone who doesn’t make you feel unimportant. Don’t be with someone who’s hot and cold or sending mixed signals because they’re only giving you attention when they’re bored or have nothing else to do.
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
Serious Couples are chasing money together
you and your bae busy worrying about
“Ex vs Current Challenge”..!
Visitors act like they are focusing on the TV
when u bring the food.
Silibhekile.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it didn’t wanted to be a chicken
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
Guy’s with strong Relationships,
where do you all get the Building Material
Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…
When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free,
but they don’t understand that
you make yourself available for them every time…
Don’t cheat immediately after her cheated
wait for him to believe that you forgive him
than attack 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ladies who think that men with cars they got money…..
happy children day to you!!!!
1 packet of mazimba for lunch its enough for me
Whatever comes Let it come…
Whatever stays let it stay….
Whatever goes let it go…
Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst notice now😏
We are all in the same game but in different levels.
Dealing with the same hell but different devils.
Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar