When a girl says “Tell me about yourself ” she’s asking if u work or if u drive not this nonsense of I’m a caring & loving guy
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The Bible says : “He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery”
And since its winter i say “He who looks at water and soap lustfully has already bathed”
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A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!
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She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments
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A man needs a woman who can push him.
A woman needs a man who can uplift her.
Find someone who challenges your growth and matches your worth
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The choices that you make, make the person that you become.☝💛💕
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2⃣. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.💖💟
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3⃣. Being Silent isn’t the right thing to do. Own your opinion and let it be heard. That’s being yourself. If people get mad, tough luck for them, at least you were honest. BE A LEADER AND SPEAK YOUR HEART!
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The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
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Follow your heart but take the mind with you.
If they are two-faced, don’t forget God gave you
two hands to slap on their two faces at the same time!
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The family of Mr. Joseph and Mary of Nazareth invites you to the birth day party of their beloved son Jesus Christ which will be held on Monday 25-12-2017. Your presence will glorify the function.
“MERRY X-MASS” And happy new year 2018. Hope am the first person to invite you to this party.
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“Books Before Boys
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Because Boys Bring Babies
.
Look now Babies are Bringing R500s
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Thug:Put the money in the bag, or you’ll be geography…
Tebza:I think you meant to history sir…
Thug:Don’t change the subject just get the money in bag.
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LUCKY Are Those Who Have Plug Point 🔌
Near Their Beds To Charge Their Phones 😥
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That moment when 🤔 you at a wedding 🤵🏾👰🏾 and you enjoying the seven colors 🍲🍝🍱 and then boom pastor Lukau start praying 🗣 and all beef 🥩and di chickens 🍗 starts ressurecting 🐓🐄 and you are left with rice and onions in your plate
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Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August
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Africa is the only place you don’t need to set an alarm to wake you up ………..
Just sleep your problems will wake you up..
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I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited
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