Even if you can Write “Jesus ”
on the out cover of your books
If you gonna fail you gonna fail
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You give someone R500 for hair,
then they come back home with cut monada,
and they are drunk 😒
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If all he does is make you cry… My dear you are not dating a man… You are dating an onion… SHIYA LO VEG
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Some of you are not depressed,
your hearts are just filled with
hatred and jealousy!
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She wrote “slender by nature”
Are you sure my sister that it is nature not hunger?
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No matter where you are or what you’re doing or who you’re with…
I will always honestly, truly, completely love you.
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HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with
Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”
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If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10😂😂😂😂…..!
Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!
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When you lock the door to kill a snake and electricity goes off my friend thats when you realize that the devil is using your life to test the new version of temple run.
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A Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, the Pastor said to the congregation,
“The Baboon is going to pray today.”
The Baboon sat still and the Pastor repeated over and over again “The Baboon is going to pray today”, but the Baboon did not respond.
After the service pastor asked the Baboon, “Why didn’t you want to pray when I asked you to?” and the Baboon answered, “Was it necessary to call me Baboon? Everybody here is referred to as Brother irrespective of their status in life. You could have at least said Brother Babs!” 😂😂😂😃😃Everyone deserve little R*E*S*P*E*C*T
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*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*.
The current ones don’t read their Bibles. Only jealousy and selfishness .
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Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance.🕺🏽🙄 How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre?🤔 Is “nay le walk” gonna take you home?
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I am starting to like you less because
I’m beginning to love you more.
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*Imagine going to hell for small lies like
“I miss you too”*
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With Your Bank Account Balance Right Now,
Where Can You Travel To?😣
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In America, when two lovers stare at each
other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear
something like :- “Why are you looking at
me, do you want to give me money? ” Life
is so beautiful in Africa.
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