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“In the last days!! People will come to you in a form of preaching Christ while they know they serve their master the Devil”.
I read my Bible and will not be fooled by all this false preachers…Bushiri, Omotoso, Alph, Mporo, Snake Pastor, Petrol Pastor and all those who sell miracles to our people. ☝😕
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Watch out SA!! We are awaiting the King!!!
This are the last days. Death will knock or Jesus will come. 🙏
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Are we ready to meet Jesus in the sky???

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Finally I gave up, am single again😭😭😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 to put an end to the rumours, and those who speak ill about my life, you must know that my relationship was very difficult, so today to avoid gossip, I inform you that we no longer together, several times I felt very good, I had a lot of fun, I cannot deny that I really liked it and I was very happy, but I didn’t realise what evil I was doing to myself, I finally decided to leave that unhealthy relationship, I decided to take another route, but am not going to deny that we will continue to see each other, for me to move on to other things and end this evil in my life, Today I end my relationship with sugar, fries, pizza, softdrinks, alcohol, chocolate, cake, vetkoeks and other unhealthy food……

Confuse your enemies, copy and paste this on your wall,
Someone was about to throw a party…..
I see your spirit of witchcraft, come out
We know you,

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Happiness comes with a price tag.
If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.

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Happiness is a decision which depends on you and no one else

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BREAKING NEWS!!!
A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel
this afternoon was at a very high speed along
bulawayo road when the driver spotted a motor bike
that was also at high speed coming towards him.
Meanwhile, the motor bike rider was carrying a
7 months pregnant woman who was just coming
back from chegutu Hospital.
To cut the story short, as they got closer to each
other the tanker driver looked closely and
identified the motorcycle rider to be his
childhood friend. They both slowed down,
stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while
and continued their journey.

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Any woman cheating on her man this year may u catch fire, break your leg, loose your front teeth…

Any man cheating on his woman…Father forgive us and teach us how to love for we don’t know what we are doing.

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You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr

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The only time life should tear you up is wen it’s beautiful.
Therefore there is no way we can survive as human beings
in the world without finding unity.

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You Better Call Life Alert,
BeCause I’ve Fallen For You And I Can’t Get Up.

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A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn’t ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client’s room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn’t sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn’t reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn’t leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn’t arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-”If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?”
-”I promise I will never let anyone know”.
-”Swear”
-”I swear I won’t reveal your secret”
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn’t revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know… thank you for reading.
Do you want to come and beat me?

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Delete all your music🎶🎶 and leave only one☝song🙄🎵and see how it feels💔like to date one person..!🤦

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Love is one of the best things to have in this world;
it will keep you happy without reason.

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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours,
give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!

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You guys Lie Too much
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You said Yesterday it was BlackFriday.
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N I was the only one wearing All Black

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Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh

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Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do,
and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything.

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