A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Calvin says, “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, have an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of Calvin, decides not to give importance to what he has said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Amanda?” the teacher asks.
Amanda says, “I wanna be Calvin’s Bitch”
You know you can be hated by your aunt who’s way older than you..! 💔
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This ‘Blood is Thicker Than Water’ phrase is only real when we’re talking about the actual liquids. Family can be the most toxic people in your life💯, the only people that can ever wish you well from the bottom of their hearts with no envy is the woman that gave birth to you💯.
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You’re only cute when you’re wearing nappies, not in a graduation gown🎓 or in the office.💔
A man lost on no-man’s-land Island.
1 day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life.
Suddenly a höt girl came there &
the man use the wood 4 making bed.
Moral- A girl can change ur göal…
The reason why I will always mind my business.
So this guy was beating his girlfriend on the road, I intervened, start fighting the guy, the case got to the police and the lady defended her boyfriend,
she said “I should’ve mind my business”.
