Man is at his best when doing what he loves most
and at his worst when doing nothing.
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Always listen to your heart. Its on your left side
but it will always be RIGHT.
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Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine..
I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When
Am Hungry Nd Refuse To Bath
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People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…
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My brother don’t feel sad when these
Facebook gals don’t reply your inbox,
most of them can’t read
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I want to date someone who will respect my Girlfriend..!
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Nobody walks faster than someone who has been
given extra change at the shop
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To die in love for someone is not the
big thing….
To live with that
pain with smile forever is the great real
achievement
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Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
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Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
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Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
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Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?
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One teacher
One child
One book
One pen
Can chang the world
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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When a short person tells you nice hair, quickly check your zip*🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*Have u ever been so broke and then yo girlfriend visits. U decide to buy her a drink…. U go 2 the shop with two bottles, buy one Fanta and fill the sprite bottle with water so that u may keep her company as she enjoys yo last coin. And when u get back to the house she says “Baby serve me sprite its my favorite” 😳🙆🏽♂. My brother u will feel the symptoms of ebola
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A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Said the counsellor: “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
*In the corporate world they call it…..*
*Job Rotation*!”
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Can You Trust A Nurse Whose Husband
Makes Coffins ?
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Never hate something or someone
just because someone else does….
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