Sometimes you don’t need a goal in life,
you don’t need to know the big picture.
you just need to know what you’re going to do next!
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Dear Girls
Next time if you go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money
There’s always that one☝family member who always views your status
and tell the whole family..!
Somebody kidnap cassper and force him to quit rap😫😫😫
Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right
Will I be single until death, while there are so many single ladies?
Mxm🤦
Even when I’m serious, you’ll just laugh
Fellas,if u visit her and she puts on leggings, just know u ain’t getting past 2nd base… If the leggings are leopard print u not even gonna kiss… Head for the door quick before she gives u blue balls…
No matter where you are or what you’re doing or who you’re with…
I will always honestly, truly, completely love you.
We come from different families, we don’t think the same, we don’t do things in a same way! How they’ve raised you is not how they’ve raised nor taught me! NEVER THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS, in front of the eyes of the Lord we are all equal.
Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what’s in the refrigerator,
…and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what’s in the bed
and goes to refrigerator
Women are very gentle and even the slighest of harsh words will definitely hurt her so be sensitive to her feelings
SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct
-If he left once, Never trust him.
He’ll leave again.
He wouldn’t have left you if he cares ..
New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own “Time Zone.”
Some one is still single. Someone got married and ‘waited’ 10 years before having a child. There is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !
Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.
Everyone works based on their ‘Time Zone’,
People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.
Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might “seem” to go ahead of you.
May be some might “seem” behind you.
Everyone is in this world running their own race on their own lane in their own time.Time is the difference. Obama retires at 55, Trump resumes at 70
Don’t envy them or mock them, it’s their ‘Time Zone.’
You are in yours!
Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good.
You’re not late … You are not early … you’re very much On time!😊👍stay blessed.
You Are In Your Time Zone….🌐Good day
It’s nice to know that someone wants to be with me.
And it’s even nicer to know that,
the one who wants to be with me,
is the one I want to be with too .. ‘
A man walks into a doctor’s office
and the doctor sits him down.
“OK what’s your problem sir?”
“I’m half deaf” he replied
“That’s ridiculous! You can’t be
half deaf!There is no such thing!”
“Yes there is!”
“OK OK! Go down the hall and I’ll
shout a number and you shout it
back.”
“OK!” He said
When he got to the end of the hall
the Doctor shouts down.
“88 shouted the doctor.
“44”shouted the man