I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited

If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!

A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that, but I couldn’t breath.”

South African girls are the most beautiful Creatures In Africa but my problem with them, is they always don’t have TT,
Transport money…💔

Dear Girlfriend
Please take note that on the 30th of November, all relationships are closing due to December shutdown.
The South African Boyfriend Association would like to thank all ladies that took part in dating,
we strongly apologise for any inconvenience.

Different religions with different God but we all have one devil
. So we must find different devils as well

I’m selling a powerfull powder which kills rats very effectively.
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You just hold the rat and give him one teaspoonfull Of the powder in the morning and one in the evening..

Behind every successful man
There is one Idiot standing somewhere saying “DAT man was my classmate

Just imagine all the cosmetics companies decided to shutdown,
many girls will remain single I’m sure of that

If You Have A Happy Relationship,
Then You Are Obviously Dating The Wrong Person