*Dating a lady with a car*
*Advantage :she can come anytime*
*Disadvantage:she can come anytime*
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A man, checking out of his hotel, asked the clerk, “What’s with that old Indian in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.”
“Oh, that’s Chief Forgetmenot. This hotel was built on Indian lands and part of the agreement is to allow him free use of the premises for the rest of his life.”
“But what’s with that name, Forgetmenot?”
“He’s called that because of his phenomenal memory. Even at age 92, he can remember every detail of his life.” The man decided to test the chief’s memory.
“Excuse me, Chief. Can you remember what you had for breakfast on your 21st birthday?”
“Eggs,” replied the chief, without a moment’s hesitation. The man was impressed. 10 Years later, he happened into the same hotel and was surprised to see Chief Forgetmenot sitting in the same chair in the lobby. As he headed for the elevator, he passed the Chief and gave a friendly, “How!”
The Chief replied, “Scrambled.”
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You pay 60k lobola, Spend 200k for your wedding,
Pay bond of 1,4m… A car of 500k…
And then break up because of an sms worth 50c
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Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says,
“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
👩🏼 Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”
👴🏼 Husband replies, “It’s me….. talking to the whisky.”
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Good or Bad, whatever you do will come back in one form or another; that would explain why the earth is ROUND.
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A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.*
Am waiting for the rejected ones.
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He wrote “human bins”instead of Human Beems.
Should I dump him ?
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My ex-girlfriend asked me to put 1 john 4:18 on her wedding invitation card but i made a mistake, deliberately by not including the 1 before john so i printed john 4: 18.
1 john says ” There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears” and John 4:18 says ” for you have had 5 husbands before and even the one you have now is not your husband.”
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When ever you are down,
always say, there is a lifting up for me.
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Two mentally disturbed men decided that they have to attend school. So they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was a school . The following day,one got there early and climbed a tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked:what are you doing up there ? The friend replied : I’m in high school now
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1 Boy On His Way 2 Home With His Mom After School,
Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road…
He Suddenly Shouted and Said Look Mom,
They Are Fighting For Chewing Gum.
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If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.
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Thank you God, not only for all the blessings,
but for the frustrations which have helped me
become a better person
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Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You
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A love between a brother and a sister
is one of the deepest and noblest of human emotions. <3 :*
Love You Sisso.
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If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence,
make them appreciate your absence. –
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