I use six slices of bread to test if the sugar is enough
in the tea then after that i start eating…
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Questions: “What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?”
Answer: “Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.“
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Never give up on something you really want.
It’s difficult to wait , but more difficult to regret.
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Even June as the guards to visit September who am I not to visit my Ex.🚶😂
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it is so painful to know that ,
after 100years everybody in this App will be dead,
RIP in advance friends😭😭. I love u
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Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone
that does not think about us for 1 second.
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Character is like a pregnancy which cannot be hidden
one day, the pretender must be exposed
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The reason why I will always mind my business.
So this guy was beating his girlfriend on the road, I intervened, start fighting the guy, the case got to the police and the lady defended her boyfriend,
she said “I should’ve mind my business”.
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An engineer in a car manufacturing company designed a world class car. The owner was impressed with the outcome and showered him with praises.
While trying to take the car from the manufacturing area to the front office, they realised that the car is few inches taller than the entrance.
The engineer felt bad that he didn’t put that into consideration before creating the car.
The owner was at loss on how to take the car out of the manufacturing area.
The painter suggested they force out the car and then repaint the few scratches this will cause to the top of the car.
The engineer suggested that they break the entrance and after taking the car out, they can renovate it.
The owner was not convinced with any of the ideas. He felt that it is not good enough to break or scratch.
The watchman, who has watching all the drama, slowly approached the owner. He wanted to give an idea if they have no problem taking it.
They thought what is it that this guy have to say that the experts have not said. They allowed him, nonetheless.
The watchman said that the car is only few inches taller than the entrance so if they let out some air from the tyre, the height of the car will reduce and can be easily taken out.
Everyone there was surprised and clapped in appreciation of his ingenuity.
Don’t approach problems only from the expert point of view. There is always a layman point that may provide needed solution.
Everyone around your life has a key role in your life.
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Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future.
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A married man left work early one Friday,
but instead of going home,
he spent the weekend partying with the
boys. When he finally returned home
on Sunday night, his wife really got on his
… case and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of swearing and
screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer.
“How would you like it if you
didn’t see me for a couple of days?”…..
The husband couldn’t believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, “That would suit me just fine!!”
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn’t see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little
out of the corner of his left eye.
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At church service⛪
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Pastor called Rich infront of congregation for a prophecy🎤
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Pastor: Can I prophecy?😶
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Rich: Yes Man Of God😮
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Pastor: Do I know u? Have we Met before?😐
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Rich: Not at all Pastor! And its my first time coming here☺
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Pastor: You have blankets at home😕
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Rich: Yes that’s true pastor😊
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Pastor: you eat food and drink water for almost everyday😕
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Rich: Yes papa! Go deeper papa go deeper!
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Pastor: And your mother is a woman
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South African don’t measure salt. We just
sprinkle into the food until we hear the
spirit of our ancestors whisper “Enough
my child
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It’s normal to miss someone when you are alone and sad,
but missing someone when you’re busy,
having fun, that’s true affection.
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One miss call is enough dont keep calling me like
i have your kidney.
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imagine if God use to exchange senses, each year ,
he take mad person sense and give to you,
and take your own sense and give mad person.🤣
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