I miss the old days when we used to be so close and friends.
But then we got together and things got confusing
and now we pretend we don’t know each other.
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Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄
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POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE Personality:
1. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don’t have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
3. Don’t over do; keep your limits
4. Don’t take yourself so seriously; no one else does
5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip
6. Dream more while you are awake
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result make a different choice
A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.
He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.
Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “I Am Not American.”
Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”
Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”
What if Jacob Zuma wants to
resign but can’t write
a resignation letter??.
Don’t educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price.
“Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food”
The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to
give up he will find one reason to hold on.
There is a lot of difference between
human being and being human.
A Few understand it.
You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between You have to manage!
If u want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone
But if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together.
If you see the moon You see the beauty of God.
If you see the Sun You see the power of God.
And If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD.
So Believe in YOURSELF.
We all are tourists &
God is our travel agent who already
fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations.
So Trust him & Enjoy the “Trip” called LIFE.
U are important to me Friend
95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”
When flood comes,
fish eats ants and
when flood recedes,
ants eat fish.
Only time matters.
For making soap,
oil is required.
But to clean oil,
soap is required.
This is the irony of life.
No one is self sufficient.
Everybody needs somebody at any point in time.
Do not despise or treat people any how.
No one knows tomorrow.
Trevor : “do you know how to make someone really curious?”
–
Ronnie : “no why?”
–
Trevor : “i will tell you tomorrow”
Those who cut tissues without following the dotted line, what is your problem?
Never give people permission to disrespect you….
Yaz In High School There’s No Other People Who Have Pride More Than Physical Science Students,
BRUH They Act As If They Grew Up Playing With
”Albert Einstein”
When you meet her friends and
you realize you got the ugly one
*Quote of the day:*
*Having an ugly friend is not a problem ..
The problem is when people start asking,
“Are you twins ?