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Guys did you notice that even money is social distancing now 😂😂😂😂

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If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

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what will happen today can’t happen tomorrow , what will happen tomorrow can’t happen today…!!!!!…/Hamlet/ Willam Shekspir

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ADVICE FROM AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN! IT IS A TRUE PRICELESS MASTER PIECE!
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Don’t expect life to be fair, just stay positive
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that he has.
When playing games with children, let them win.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
When someone hugs you, let him be the first to let go.
Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your epitaph could read, NO REGRETS.
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
Never waste an opportunity to tell people you love them.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
Count your blessings.
Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with PEOPLE. That is emotional intelligence.
Share this to help your friends.
A very good morning to all of you, have a blessed day

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I JUST SAW THIS NICE STORY WITH A WONDERFUL LESSON
AND THOUGHT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL, PLEASE ENJOY:*
An old King realized that if he died he had no one to take over his
throne. He decided to adopt a son.
He launched a competition and 10 boys made it to the top. The
King said to them, “I have one last test and whoever comes top
will become my adopted son and heir to my throne”.
He gave each boy a seed of corn and told them to take the seed
home, plant and nurture it for 3 weeks. The 10 boys took their
seeds and ran home to plant their seeds.
In one home, the boy and his parents were sad when the seed
failed to sprout. The boy had diligently done everything required
but he failed.
His friends advised him to buy a seed and plant it, but his God
fearing parents who had always taught him honesty refused.
The day to give account to the King came and the 10 boys went to
the palace. All the other 9 boys were successful with their seeds.
The King went to each boy asking – “Is that what came out of the
seed I gave you?” And each boy said “Yes, your majesty”. The King
would nod and move down the line until he came to the last boy
in the line who was shaking with fear.
The King asked him – “What did you do with the seed I gave you?”
The boy said “I planted it and cared for it your majesty but it failed
to sprout.” The King went to the throne with the boy and said, “I
gave these boys boiled seeds and a boiled seed cannot sprout.
If a King must have one quality, it must be honesty and only this
boy passed the test.” We live in a society where people will do
anything for success.
God sometimes does not give us things because He wants to teach
us a lesson.
How many people out there have achieved success the wrong way?
How many people send their children to expensive schools, build
houses, buy expensive cars, etc, with stolen money?
How many people are occupying top positions yet they stole the
certificates? How many people are successful out there at all
costs?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE CROWNED AS KINGS IN HEAVEN FOR
BEING FAITHFUL UNTIL THE END? I PRAY THAT YOU AND I BE
FAITHFUL TO THE END..!!!
Please be faithful to God no matter what life throws at you, even if
life gives you boiled seed.
If you can spare some of your precious time to send this allegory
to other people to encourage them to be faithful in their life,
please do. And if you don’t have the time now, no problem; just
let the message be preached.

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Schools are so expensive now.
My kid will learn everything from Takalani Sesame

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Don’t Date Me ✋ Coz I’m Too Broke ,
All i Have To Offer is “Good Morning Baby♥” Text

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There were six fish in a bowl 3 drowned and 3 died
how many fish are left?
3 because fish can’t drown

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Since joining facebook
i have never made any spelling mistekes.

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Do Guys Know Girls Move On
Before They Even Break Up ?

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Until you are Married, you are Single
Stop deceiving yourself
Let’s clear this confusion and mentality:
1. We just got engaged (single)
2. I live with my boyfriend (still single)
3. We have been together for 5years (super single)
4. He had credit in my name (very very single)
5. I call his mother and she calls me also (connected single)
6. I stay at his place (foolishly single)
7. He post my pictures on social media and uses my pictures as his dp (first class Mumu single)
8. He comes to my house everyday (end of discussion single)
9. He has come to see my people before traveling abroad (living in bondage single)
10. All his family knows I’m his future wife (senselessly single)

Gently mans and ladies be wise!!!

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Sometimes its better to put LOVE into hugs
than to put it into words.

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When you meet the right person you will
realise that you were not asking for too
much!!

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When your family finally accepts that you
are a whore
They will be like
”Please bring pizza when you’re back

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I left without saying goodbye not because am done loving you but because it hurts to say goodbye
💔💔💔

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