Witchcraft is when you think that your boyfriend is loyal but
reality is girls just don’t want him..!
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During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much;
Don’t hope too much, Because that “too much”
Can hurt you so much..!
Those days, When your uncle visits and gives you money but your mum takes it afterwards and when you protest she shouts
“shut up have you forgotten I almost died because of you in labor”.
Tracy : “Ronnie my friend Sasha says i’m pretty and my colleague thinks i’m ugly, what do you think?
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Ronnie : “aaah!! I think there is a combination of both “pretty ugly”.
Relax and take a deep breath. You will graduate. You will find a job. You will fall in love again. It’s only a matter of time before things fall into place. For now you just have to keep focusing on yourself and have faith that these things will happen at the right moment and at the right time.
I Rather Walk For Seven Days Then Asking
Direction In Johannesburg
Be your self no matter what others think.
You have to live your life, not they.
Then we have those people who worship God Ignorantly and in Vain. They think by listening to the tapes or CDs of some certain pastors at home there’s no need for them to go to church anymore. [Destruction is certain for those who try to hide their plans from the Lord, who try to keep him in the dark concerning what they do! “The Lord can’t see us,” you say to yourselves. “He doesn’t know what is going on!” How stupid you can be? He is the Potter, and He is certainly greater than you. You are only the jars he makes! Should the thing that was created say to the one who made it, “He didn’t make us”? Does a jar ever say, “The Potter who made me is stupid? (Isaiah 29:13-16)]
Importance Of Thumb
Babies Use It For Chewing.
Illiterate People Use It For Sign.
Winners Use It For Victory.
My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS.
Oh! You Too? Crazy Fans.
The only problem of being a visitor is
where to hang your underwear.
I am just limited edition Person..!!
If u don’t feel blessed when u look at her,
let her go bro bcoz that’s another man’s Blessings😊
Never misuse the one who likes u.
Never say busy to the one who needs u.
Never cheat the one who really trust u.
Never forget the one.
Who always remember u.
WHITES:STOP SINGING
BLACKS:BOPHA M🔜 WENJA✊
I SALUTE BLACKS
Telling the truth making someone cry is better
than telling a lie making someone smile