Life is better when you are happy but
life is best when other people are happy
because of you,
be an inspiration and always share a smile
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Good morning all singles…….! The rest will get your good morning from your boyfriends/hubbies or girlfriends/wives.
Put more jackets singles its cold and
make yourself warm and fat with clothes😂
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Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!
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My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…
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Little Johnny’s father asked for report card.
Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.”
“Why not?” His father asked.
“My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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any position. Just come in. That’s how to work.”
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Teacher Ask A Question To Santa.
Teacher: “What Is 5 Plus 4?”
Santa: “9”
Teacher: “And What Is 4 Plus 5?”
Santa: “Are You Trying To Fool Me, You’ve Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6.“
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Skebhe and his two friends attended a party and got themselves drunk……On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrived at their destination……they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked… to his grtest surprise while Skebhe was coming down he gave him a sound slap….the driver thought that Skebhe knew what he did but decided to ask Skebhe why the slap and Skebhe answerd “you were too fast YOU ALMOST KILLED US“`
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E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs.
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a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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Never give your secret to anyone because
if you can’t keep it to yourself don’t expect others to.
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The fact that a BUS driver can STOP to pick you where there’s NO BUS STOP,
But the same driver will REFUSE to drop you
where there’s NO BUS STOP,
Proves that people ONLY need you
when it’s BENEFICIAL to them.
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Always dress well, smile, be humble and act calm,
so that when you fart in public,
no one will suspect that it’s you. 😁
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Awesome moment is when you reading someone’s status
and you know its for you….
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Girls Are Never Wrong
Just Sometimes Confused,
Rude,
Stubborn,
Senseless Emotional,
Unchangeable,
Crazy,
Stupid N Even Mad.
But Never Wrong.
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Tag a tsonga person to show them
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Nothing and run away
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Vocadom is the best🔥🔥
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk
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