BYE BYE FIREWORKS
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Nyaa entered into a pub 4 drinks with other friends.
After 2 hours of drinking , the bill comes and it reads :
Mr Nyaa : $4,50
Ms Ngena : $4,50
Ms Xolie: 4,50
TOTAL : 1,350
when Nyaa saw the bill he turns to the barman and raises his voice ;
Haaaaa!! I will only pay for Ngena and Xolie as for Total , he will pay for himself coz we did not invite him after all he owns a lot of garages country wide
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If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too
Then we’ll sit down as adults&discuss how u want ur funeral
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The Bible said”a body is the temple of God”
but why do girls don’t want guys to enter the temple of God
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This December when they send me to buy lucky star
i buy flying fish
Mus they are all fish
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Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??
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My mom is not happy that I’m still in her house.
I told her, she can also go to her mom’s house and
leave me in peace in my mom’s house.
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“When someone is crying, of course,
the noble thing to do is to comfort them.
But if someone is trying to hide their tears,
it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” — Lemony Snicket
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When people hate you for no reason,
Remember God Loves you for no reason.
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A students is talking to his teacher.
Student:”would you punish me for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: of course not.’
Student: Good,
because I haven’t done my homework.
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dear,
be a friend yourself this time .. never blame yourself and tell it ” those moments will end as it began and i know that behind every cloud there’s a heavy rain .. after every failure there’s a great success .. trust in god and stand again , the fall isn’t worthy of you
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Why are you knocking at every door ?
Go, knock at the door of your own heart.
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Jack gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the wife He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” Jack slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, scaring the kids!”
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There Are Two Types Of Pain In This World. Pain That Hurts You. Pain That Changes You….
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Your slippers and G-Strings at my place won’t shake me
Leave your Qualifications,
Payslips and car keys
Give me a challenge Boo…
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Do you know whenever I like a woman/lady as lover I always developing fair.
Can someone help me to averte my peculiar problem!
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