When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better
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don’t worry i hate myself more than you hate me.
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I guess that I’m the loser
because you have found some one new
But I’m still here, still all alone
Just crying over you.
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Race for the Golden boot at Russia2018:
*Cristiano Ronaldo*- 4
Denis Cheryshev- 3
Diego Costa- 3
Lukaku – 2
Kane – 2
Griezmann, and many others- 1
*Lionel Messi,* Anthony Martial, Mario Balotelli, khama Billiat, Asamoah Gyan and myself – 0
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DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU GET UPSET
WEN YOUR BOYFRIEND ONLY GIVES YOU ONE ROUND ??
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Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that i was playing soccer
Teacher :so what?
Thami: we had extra time and penalties
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In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
.
I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out
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Dear Men:
By not supporting the child👶
you are not hurting the mother!!
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That awkward moment when you have visitors and your mother takes out the biscuits and
drinks that you never knew that they exist in the house
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Dont worry Failure ;
The harder you fall,
the higher you can bounce back up.
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Cartoons brings children together and
soccer brings man together.
Please I want to know what brings woman together?
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I always thought the perfect guy was a dream. Someone who was made up in a movie or a book. But I realize even more so on this Valentine’s Day that my perfect man is you
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IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and I will help you quit.
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The world is full with monsters with
pretty innocent faces
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IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK
• No Under 15’s.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A
Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 50.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will
Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet
or When You’re Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You’re Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor’s Note .
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn’t go
to church, you can’t login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing
In.
• You fart your facebook automatically logs
out
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That moment you’re laughing with your Mom then
she just Ask where is my yesterday’s Change..!! 🙄😳
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