KFC says R2 that i donate when buying feeds
over 100 000 children everyday. I now feel like deputy Jesus…….✊😅😅
Hooooooray its friday.
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Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *😂😂😂imagine *
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Ladies!!
If a boy invites you to his house and his
friends are leaving one by one.
Follow the last person!!
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Valentines day is for White people.
Black people must just wait for Black Friday
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* TO ALL HUMANS *
1) My first restaurant => * my mother’s breast *
2) My first toilet => * my mother’s laps *
3) My first school => * Mom’s kitchen *
4) My first teacher => * my mother *
5) My first doctor => * it’s my mom *
6) My first thermometer => * my mother’s fingers *
7) My first friend => * it’s my mom *
8) My first dresser => * it’s my mom *
9) My first vehicle => * my mom’s back *
10) My first lawyer => * it’s my mom. *
Thank you mom for all you did for giving me life
* Long live to all mothers*
* _A mother can easily maintain 6 children, but it would be difficult for 6 children to maintain a mother?
* To all the moms of the world *
May God continue guiding and strengthening you and give you a Paradise on earth.
Pass it to every mummy
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People who are online without the Green Dot are
More dangerous than Electricity
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If you WON 50 Million of Rand and your Ex
needs 49 Million for Kidney transplant
.
Which colour of Lamborghini will you
Choose ?
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If you’re going to make me cry,
at least be there to wipe away the tears.
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Me:its over.
Her: But you said only death could do us apart.
Me :We did not specify whose death will do us apart
anyway I just lost my granny, its over.
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An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in
prison: “Son, this year I will not plant
cassava
and yam because I can’t dig the field, I know
if you were here you would have helped
me”.
.
The son replied his father: “Dad don’t even
think of digging the field because that’s
where I buried the money I stole”.
.
The POLICE OFFICERS on reading this letter
went early in the morning and dug the
whole field in search of the money but
nothing was found.
.
The next day the son wrote his father again:
“Dad you can now plant your cassava and
yam this is the best I can do from here.”
.
Dad replied: “Hahaaa my son, you are too
powerful indeed, even in prison you still
command police men to work for me. I was
so surprised to see the IGP and his team
holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm.
I will write to you when I want to
harvest.”
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To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too
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What’s the difference between like & love ?
a masterpiece :
When you like a flower, you just pluck it.
But when you love a flower, you water it daily .
Good morning
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when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.
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As I Was Helping Mommy With The House Spring Cleaning I Found My Uncle’s SIM card and My Uncle Die Two Years Ago So I Was Thinking Of Sending A Massage To His Girlfriend And Say ” Guess Who’s Back”
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Stepfather: “what must i bring back for my kids?”😎
Kids: “Bring back our real father”
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Job interview for a security guard
Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England
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