Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later
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Understanding women is not a mystery.
When you’re wrong,
you apologize and when she’s wrong,
you apologize. Simple!
This policeman vowed that he
must extract at least 50bob from
this driver. After checking all his
particulars and saw that the man
had everything OK. The
policeman looked at the car boot
and saw a he goat that the man
bought for Xmas. “What about
that goat” the policeman asked.
the driver submitted the purchase
receipt. When the policeman
knew not what to ask for again,
he kept quiet for about 10
seconds, then asked, “what of the
birth certificate of the goat”
Successful people maintain a positive focus in life no matter what is going on around them. They stay focused on their past successes rather than their past failures, and on the next action steps they need to take to get them closer to the fulfilment of their goals rather than all the other distractions that life presents to them.
Some girls they will spend the whole time
in a relationship trying to catch a nigga
cheating instead of being happy..!!
“In High school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, i’d get between 2% an 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks. So i would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called out. One day the Maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s &70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking” Man wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in Maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called Genius wrong.. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, There is a cow who did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now”….
As long as I am not dead
I’ll. .not sleep
When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟
We need it please
Learn to be specific…
Don’t pray for a job, if you just want money…
Get straight to the point
It doesn’t matter where you go in life, what you do, it’s who you have beside you. I am truly blessed to be married to my soul mate for years today.
A Bird🐦🐧Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies🤣🤣
When your mom tells every visitor that you’re going to be a
successful Engineer
because you changed the light bulb
Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face
.
I Need To See Some Rent🤷
magine u spent R220 buying ur family KFC bucket & ur father gives u attitude when u tell him to wash the dishes afterwards.
Welcome to south Africa where you can have
Jesu’s account as your friend on Facebook 😅😆
Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him