Guys There are people who are
selling fake airtime so before you recharge
just send me the voucher i got a machine
which tells whether the airtime is fake or
not

No matter how full my wardrobe is,
I never seem to find anything to wear.

Ladies in 2019 when we inbox you with “Hey”
after looking through our profiles,
please reply with either “potential” or “Friendzone”
let’s not waste each other’s time.

When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your husband ,No no my sister don’t be stingy learn to share.

You are not black enough if you don’t switch off all your appliances
because it thundering

Doc to an injured Patient
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Doctor : “how did this happen??
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Man : “My wife kicked me out”
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Doctor : “but it is not worth jumping down from a 2nd floor.
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Man : “doctor, you dont understand……I said she kicked me out literally”

2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic

WITCHCRAFT is when your father sells his only piece of land and sent you abroad to study medicine, After 7 years you come back as a DJ.

Why do KFC employees wear safety boots kante
hw dangerous is it to fry Chicken

In 10 years time you’ll be fighting with
your husband because of a girl who’s
in Grade 2 right now

*Some girls are really funny, you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s yet your father is is still broke in his 60’s …. my sister what are you smoking, Tear gas??