This my Dad ….
Me: Hello daddy
Dad: Yes, how are you?
Me: Fine, I just called to greet you
Dad: I don’t have money.
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Our house was so dirty that we had to
wipe our feet when we went out
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A true friend looks past all the negative,
finds the positive,
and loves you for it with all her/his heart.
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Sometimes it’s very hard to move on
but once you move on,
you’ll realize it was the best decision you’ve ever made.
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Feminism Failed Me
Feminism is a western ideology that has detroyed black families. The black man is king. This thing of women bashing and hating men thinking they are feminists are wrong. It’s diving our society. The wombman is can never be equal to men because we birth them. I choose to remain a faithful powerful black woman.
I choose to be a woman who respects and submits to her black man
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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…
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Drinking lots of water can help you mind your own business,
You will spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.
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When your girlfriend start answering your calls like “eish hellow”
My brother your days are numbered…
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Don’t get it twisted…
Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat.
They just don’t know your budget.
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My doctor told me i have 7 months to live because of cancer,
i killed that Doctor and Judge gave me 20 years..
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Teenagers now a days, act so sweet with each other but they’re just friends.
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Jealousy is normal in a relationship,
it shows someone doesn’t want to lose you.
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Be grateful for the chance you’ve been given to be with someone. Not all people get second chances and some don’t even get a chance at all. Make every moment special so in the end, you’ll have no regrets once it’s all said and done.
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I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not
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So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular,
weird looking guy in the back. His
phone rings and he answers, “Sure thing
boss, I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off “.
.
As I am talking to you right now,
everyone refused to get off the taxi,
we’re now at the Taxi driver’s gate
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Protect her like a daughter,
love her like a wife,
and respect her like your mother.
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