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I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband’s pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, they find chalks and list of noise makers😅



I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited

Be grateful for the chance you’ve been given to be with someone. Not all people get second chances and some don’t even get a chance at all. Make every moment special so in the end, you’ll have no regrets once it’s all said and done.


7 CARDINAL RULES FOR LIFE

1. Make peace with your past so it won’t disturb your present.

2. What other people think of you is none of your business.

3. Time heals almost everything. Give it time.

4. No one is in charge of your happiness, except you.

5. Don’t compare your life to others . You have no idea what their journey is all about.

6. Stop thinking too much. It’s alright not to know the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it.

7. Smile. You don’t own all the problems in the world.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy,
but the bible says love your enemy.


When A Girl Claps Before Dancing,
Just Know She Is About To Dance Nonsense..


To those of you who helped our
mother’s catch us when they wanted
to beat us, How is the police industry
going?

Tbh if i was a man who have bad woman
if i work for my money i will not give her some


Sitting in class wondering who would die
if one of the lights fell down.


The number she is refusing to give you is the same number
another guy just deleted.Dont kill yoself my broda


Attention guys please avoid eating Russians Polony
and Mixed Portion Rainbow Things
They said they have virus that can kill you within 2days

Truly speaking not a joke

You can Google

The Ant and the Dove:

One hot day, an ant was searching for some water. After walking around for some time, she came to a spring. To reach the spring, she had to climb up a blade of grass. While making her way up, she slipped and fell into the water.

She could have drowned if a dove up a nearby tree had not seen her. Seeing that the ant was in trouble, the dove quickly plucked a leaf and dropped it into the water near the struggling ant. The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed up onto it. Soon, the leaf drifted to dry ground, and the ant jumped out. She was safe at last.

Just at that time, a hunter nearby was about to throw his net over the dove, hoping to trap it.

Guessing what he was about to do, the ant quickly bit him on the heel. Feeling the pain, the hunter dropped his net. The dove was quick to fly away to safety.

One good turn begets another.

A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but forgot what it was called, He asked the waiter,”can I see the food syllabus