Preaching the truth and nothing else but the truth:
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Polygamy is not about a man having many wives. It’s about every woman having a husband.
AMEN.
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Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day,
which must be done, whether you like it or not
Good Morning
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Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
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Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??
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Im Just Here To Remind You That
“I Will Never Leave You” Has Left
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it Doesn’t Matter if You Don’t Smoke Or You Don’t Drink ,
Okusalayo You Also Gonna Die You Healthy Bastard
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Whether it’s Green, Red or Yellow…
It’ll always be Green Pepper To Me
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Character is like a pregnancy which cannot be hidden
one day, the pretender must be exposed
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2084 is my year 🙌🏽 I can feel it
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Missing my freind like crazy
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If your GF once saw your torn underwear,
it’s very hard to cheat on Her!
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Sometimes I reduce my Sis’s phone brightness to Zero,
and tell her she needs $10 to buy a new screen bulb…
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Nyaa married a good looking lady,
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.
“I’ll be home when I want,
if I want,
what time I want,
and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table,
unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting,
fishing,
boozing,
and card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?”
His new bride said,
“No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o’clock every night,
whether you’re here or not.”
One word for the bride?
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Our kids are in trouble 😳😳😳… Nigerian volunteer teachers coming
How Nigerians pronounce English words:
1. Diz hwan – This one
2. Ozzband – Husband
3. Gugu – Google
4. Broader – brother
5. Con son- concern
6. Save johnny – safe journey
7. Order shy knees – other Chinese
8. Lukatit – look at it
9. More door – mother
Lastly…….most hilarious!!!!
10. Salt of free car – South Africa!!!!
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Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!
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Hi, I am currently in high school, doing Grd 12.
I applied at UJ fortunate enough i got a letter that says
i was admitted,
so should i quit school and Go There to study or what?
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Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒..
I remember way back in the apartheid
era Facebook and smart phones were only for white people😮..
us blacks we had nothing😭😭
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