i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY
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There are ten ways to avoid broken heart
1. Never call her
2. Never ask for anything from him
3. Don’t be giving her all ur time
4. Work for money
5. If she ask u to meet her don’t go with money buh rather hide de money
6. Let her no u are rich buh very stingy
7. Always make her happy
8. Always advice her
9. Ask for sex in a polite way
9. Ask for her friends number
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If am to make a wish i will wish to spend the rest of my life with you.
Cos am so much in love with you.
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I live in constant fear that someone might kidnap my ex.
she lives alone on St13 room 48 and she just won the lottery
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I May Not be Posting Much About My Mom 😓
But God Knows I Love Her
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God, Thank You for reminding me that it’s okay to be weak – because you are all the strength I need. I admit that I am tired, I am scared, and many days, I don’t feel up to the challenges of life. But Your grace is enough! Your power works best in my weakness! I invite You to work through me today. ❤️
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Taxi was full,so this female nurse wearing uniform didn’t hv a seat,other man offered her to sit on top of him,this guy wanted to start conversation,are you nurse? Asked the guy, yes hw did you know?your uniform!
Then the nurse asked the guy;are you mechanic, the guy was surprised, yes I am how did you know, your jerk is jerking me
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Life is a journey…..
we all need to walk with our God through ot all.
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*My phone is very spiritual guys*
Last Sunday l went to church ,I walked almost half way then my phone starts showing “NO SERVICE” I returned home very happy I knew *there was no church that day
Thanks to my phone .
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You’re no longer broke,
you’re financially humiliated..!
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When an Eagle builds it’s nest, it collects thorny branches and uses them as a foundation for the nest, then it collets soft feathers to cover the thorns. When the baby Eagle’s are old enough to fly but are too relaxed because of the comfort of the nest, the mother Eagle then removes the feathers so that the baby’s can feel the pain of the thorns and know that its time to leave the nest and fly on their own. When God wants to move you to higher ground, he will remove the soft feathers of the comfort zone you’re in so you can experience the painful thorns , the purpose is not to harm you, but for you to know that it’s time to fly to higher ground.
A very good day to you
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She told me that she can’t visit men.
So I asked, are u a virgin? She said no, then I asked but how you lose your virginity? She blocked me🤦🏽♂️
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Bae this, Bae that ,Bae here, Bae there
the day you’ll be dumped please
call a Press conference we deserve to know. .
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The best things in life are free,
the second best are very expensive.
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Witchcraft + Satanism – Is when you walk 🚶♂ 3km to work and when you get to your office you realize you left the office key 🗝 at home 🏡, you leave your heavy brief case 💼 at the office doorstep then you walk back home.
When you arrive you realize you left your house keys 🔑 in that heavy brief case 💼, you go back to the office doorstep and fetch the big brief case 💼.
Then when you get home 🏡 you see the office key in your big brief case 👀
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when your Girlfriend post her photo on Facebook asking people how she looks like, my brother just buy her a mirror. We are here for real business. If she is your wife, Big Bros tell her to stop advertising Goods that is not for sale .
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