Girlfriend : “ILY”
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Ronnie : “mmmh! thats so romantic please spell it out”
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Girlfriend : “I’m Leaving You”
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Joke Of The Year 😂🤣
Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .
Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??
They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”
Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins
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Two single boys living away from home were talking among each other….
First -: “have you ever used a ‘ Recipe-book ‘ to make cooking..??”
The second boy :- “brought two-three, but the first step of making any recipe is the most difficult..!!”
First boy :- “which one..??”
Second boy :- *”take a clean pot..!!”*
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Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.
1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”
2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“
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I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥
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SOMe stOriES aRe writtEN witH Pen
aNd soMe aRe writtEN witH Pain
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can i check your pockets i think you stole my heart!
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Mobicel is a phone to someone , Pumps are valuable shoes to someone! That Security job is a good job to someone! That RDP house is a beautiful home to someone .. No one chooses to suffer in life !!! so stop belittling people just because the Sun is shining on your side.
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Life is not so simple .
Ups and downs are part of life.
Instead of going to any Jyotshi ,
one should sit below a nice tree in a garden
and start evaluating one’s own wrongs and good things
he has done and find ways to rectify his own mistakes .
Never give up .I am sure that you will one .
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Why did the chicken cross the road
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Because it wanted to go to the other side
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A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!
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I applied for a job at NASA…
but there’s no space
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I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in
the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the
bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their
destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very
proud of myself because I sat next to her. I
did all the signs I could to make her feel my
presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I
took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys
always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I
can’t make it today because I’ve just
received a call from our CEO asking me to
replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge
country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range
Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her
dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I
will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that
she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u
surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell
when u
were taking your phone out of your
pocket…..
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the
kombi Happy new month.
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My uncle’s wife asked me to download facebook for her when I check the web history I found
“Facebuku . Kom” 😁😂😂??😂
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How can u tell me on how to solve my problems
and u urself u r unable to solve urs
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We can save many relations…
If we understand a simple fact,
that people are not wrong,
they are just different from our expectations.
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