When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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Before Corona kills me. I have a confession to make to South Africa.
Bheki Cele was dating Hellen Zille in the 80’s and she cheated on him 7 times while she was drunk.
This is why he hates Alcohol
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When I want to smile,
I know exactly what to do,
I just close my eyes and think of you
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Teacher: “What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?”
Pappu: “A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl“
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“I AM PREGNANT” she TOLD her
MAN…
he SMILED and KISSED her LIPS and
said
“CORRECTION my LOVE, we ARE
pregnant.
FOR that CHILD in YOUR womb is
HALF of ME and
HALF of YOU; and I will NOT let
YOU go
THROUGH the PREGNANCY alone… I
may NOT
carry OUR child BUT i WILL carry
YOU and
OUR child IN my HEART and CARE. I
WILL be
THE best FATHER to OUR child…
WE are PREGNANT!”
Now that’s a REAL MAN, One in a MILLION.
Blessed day You All
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Life is like a sea. We are moving without an end.
Nothing stays with us.
What remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as waves .
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m I alone who feels guilty when a guy
send me a friend request while
I’m a guy too I even start zooming my pic
n see if I’m not a gay
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It does not matter how many times you get knocked down,
but how many times you get up.
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A man, checking out of his hotel, asked the clerk, “What’s with that old Indian in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.”
“Oh, that’s Chief Forgetmenot. This hotel was built on Indian lands and part of the agreement is to allow him free use of the premises for the rest of his life.”
“But what’s with that name, Forgetmenot?”
“He’s called that because of his phenomenal memory. Even at age 92, he can remember every detail of his life.” The man decided to test the chief’s memory.
“Excuse me, Chief. Can you remember what you had for breakfast on your 21st birthday?”
“Eggs,” replied the chief, without a moment’s hesitation. The man was impressed. 10 Years later, he happened into the same hotel and was surprised to see Chief Forgetmenot sitting in the same chair in the lobby. As he headed for the elevator, he passed the Chief and gave a friendly, “How!”
The Chief replied, “Scrambled.”
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I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed! On further asking, I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water… under his wife’s supervision!
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*I’m selling medicine that causes
Landlords forget their RENT*.
*Inbox me for price*. *
Only serious customers are welcome*
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Girls who hate other girls for dating their ex’s
should go back to Pre-school..
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5 perfect ways for a lady to be completely happy in life…
1. Be with a man who make you laugh always😁
2. Be with a man who give you his time🕟 and attention💑
3. Be with a man who take care of you always💅💆💇
4. Be with a man who really love you unconditionally👫 and the way you are😍😘
5. Make sure that all these 4 men (idiots) dont know each other!!!!!
Ladies try it and you will thank me later
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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
–
Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
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I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff
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The reason why I want to get married is
that I want someone who can switch off
lights when I sleep.
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