It is not important to have long friend list on facebook and whatsapp .
But it is important to have at least one friend who can read your face as a book and ask …..“What’s up”
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William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
Must Read William Sexfears Jokes
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Once Nasrudin woke up at the midnight by scream and quarrel from the next door. He put his blanket on his shoulder and went out. When he returned without the blanket; his wife said,, “what was the mater?” ” The quarrel was about my blanket only they took it and dispute ended!!”
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Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just
Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick
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ts funny when you enter your neighbours house you find everyone consuming delicious food..you will start talkin’ too much:i have jc ate right now from home..um full
though you were not asked!!
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I’m 100% sure that the person who came up with a quote of: “All Men Are The Same”, is a Chinese
woman who lost her husband in a crowed..!
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Your word is my favorite sound, your name is my favorite word, your hug is my favorite site.
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Life always offers you a second chance.
It’s called tomorrow..
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At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace.
*The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor*.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom’s mother fainted. The bridal trail scooted towards the door.The groom’s men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
*The woman replied, “I can’t hear from the back.*
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Sometimes the best revenge is to
Smile, move on, and do nothing
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Don’t judge what people do,
until you know what they’ve been through.
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Good morning all singles…….! The rest will get your good morning from your boyfriends/hubbies or girlfriends/wives.
Put more jackets singles its cold and
make yourself warm and fat with clothes
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I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing
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That moment when you are chilling with bae
and her phone
rings. Before answering the call, she stares at you while lowering the volume. My brother just know that your assistant is phoning
.
Just ask her to do you a huge favour to put it on loud-speaker
. Her reply will tell you more about the call.
Try it and you will thank me later
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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time you were truly happy…
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Skebhe and his two friends attended a party and got themselves drunk……On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrived at their destination……they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked… to his grtest surprise while Skebhe was coming down he gave him a sound slap….the driver thought that Skebhe knew what he did but decided to ask Skebhe why the slap and Skebhe answerd “you were too fast YOU ALMOST KILLED US“`
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