Dear Taxi Drivers:
I think you must start putting calculators on that front seat so that we can work easily…
Hey maths is killing us shem
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The Government Should help us tell the owner of Simba, to reduce the Air dey Pump Inside The Sachet..
Or is air part of the ingredient???
Pillow fights with bae should end in 2018..
Next year we are using frying pans
My girl told me she needs money for her fees(200 thousand$) saying her dad is sick and couldn’t send the money,
all I did was to send A dollar and told her to buy drug for her dad
so he could pay for her needs
Guess what she broke up with me please ppl did I do any thing wrong??
I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart, I truly know, you’re the one that I love and I can’t let you go.
Me : babe it’s OVER 😔😔…
My abusive girlfriend : What??? 😠😠😡😡
Me : it’s over the table babe🙁🙁
Wemen are the most faithful creatures ,
they
dont cheat ,they don’t lie , they are
trustworthy.
Remember I said We Men.
Son: Father, what must I do to make Zulu man get angry.
Rainbow: Buy him teeth brush and Colgate
The amount of lipstick some guys have
swallowed in the name of kissing is
enough to paint two local governments
schools
Don’t be shy. Text him again,
he probably just forgot that he’s in love with you.
The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…
Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?
I almost died last night because of
cold, it won’t happen again ladies,
now | am ready to send transport
fare.
To all ladies if you like a guy, approach him, he won’t say no.
They are all cheap
Starting with me.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!
The silence of Orlando pirates supporters is
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