in South Africa , Not Having An Medical Aid Makes Your immune System Stronger
Because Your Body Knows That You Can’t Afford To Be Sick
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in South Africa , Not Having An Medical Aid Makes Your immune System Stronger
Because Your Body Knows That You Can’t Afford To Be Sick
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Girlfriend : “I want to end our relationship now,
i’m going to return everything u gave me”
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Ronnie : “serious??, ok then let’s start with the kisses i gave u”
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The harder you fall the stronger you rise
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It’s only African people that can go to the butchery,
and buy bones.
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Then go home, and begin to complain
that the bones doesn’t have meat.
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The setting sun reminds me of our last meeting..
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A love bite from a Xhosa girl it feels like
you have been bitten by a Black Mamba…
Iyooo wena very painful..
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A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail. When the case was called in court she started weeping. Her husband, family and friends who accompanied her started weeping but there was no hope. But something happened. Before the lady could stand in the witness box a man stood up and the court room was silent. Everyone looked at Him. He was noble and gentle. He stood in the witness box and interceded on behalf of the woman. The case was difficult, yet He used all His strength, energy and resources to fight on behalf of the woman. After a long legal battle between the man and the accusers, the lady was set free. The lady fell before the man and asked *’WHO ARE YOU’* The next day the lady deliberately committed another crime and was sent to the same court. As soon as she entered the courtroom, she saw the man who interceded for her the previous day on the judgement seat. He was no longer a lawyer, but a judge. With smiles on her face the lady said *’I have come again’* The man lifted his head and said ‘yesterday I was a lawyer, so I fought for you, even when you were guilty. But today I am a judge and my judgement must be fair.’ With tears in the ladies eyes she asked for the second time *’WHO ARE YOU’* and the man replied *”YESTERDAY I WAS YOUR SAVIOUR. BUT NOW I AM YOUR JUDGE”* Today Christ Jesus is our lawyer and redeemer, but a day is coming when He will give a fair judgement to everyone. *JESUS IS COMING SOON, SO PREPARE TO MEET HIM*. I will not force u to share this with
others, but as for me, the gospel must keep spreading! If u believe in spreading the gospel, then do so. This will help someone on your contact.
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Hold me tighter, Kiss me longer,
Love me harder and I’ll be yours forever.
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Interviewer : Can you handle pressure
.
Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don’t care 🤔
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A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.
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An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives.
1. Monopoly Should Be Broken.
2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Service.
3. If You Have 1 Wife, She Fights With You. But If You Have 2 Wives, They Will Fight For You.
Feel The Difference & Decide.
Note: Sender Not Responsible For Any Side Effects.
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Some strangers will show you love
more than your family members
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Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food
Have You Noticed!??
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I’ve been here on Facebook posting jokes not knowing people met in my comments, dated and got married behind my back . Without even inviting me.
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-Sa chat
Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny..
Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..
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if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence
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