After 2 missed calls
Whites:Hey Bbe call me bck when you get this.love you
Blacks:Have a nice life

I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!

Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?

The money I pay in school is called school fees.
The money that I pay in the Church is called Offering and Tithes.
The money I pay in the bank is called Bank charge.
…
Up till now, I still don’t know what to call the money that I give to ladies.

In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
……………………………….
You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!

Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English

Loool… Day made
I said to ma babe you look so Modric, your body so Pivaric your eyes are so Rakitic. Your smile makes me look Perisic, When I see you my body feels Brozovic. The way you move that Kramaric it’s so Strinic. Babe you are my Dalic and my Lovren for you is so Kovacic. When i’m with you i feel so Subasic, you are my Mandzukic…before I finished she seized my phone & saved my number as Romanticí

Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects.

DATING A SLIM GUY IT’S AWESOME
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WHEN UR BORED U INVITE HIM OVER JUST TO COUNT HIS RIBS