It’s easy to flirt, easy to cheat and easy to get what you want. But having someone who’s truly sincere, honest and consistent, that’s rare. So if you have them, keep them. Don’t ever play with their heart and feelings. Because in the end, you’ll surely regret it.
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I instantly smile when your
name shows up on my phone.
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Unemployment Is High In Mzansi
Even The Relationships Don’t Work!
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I don’t want to be your whole world.
Just your favorite part in it.
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The words of kindness are more healing to a drooping heart
than balm or honey.
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A man’s ears are SELECTIVE:
.
Example:
When a woman says:
This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff are all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don’t wash them NOW.
The man’s ears only understands:
bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, NOW
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Don’t bite off something you know you won’t be able to chew.
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On my wedding day any woman dats looks more prettier than my wife
will be kicked out because I hate confusion
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I thought agriculture was easy until they asked me 5 types of waters
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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and
you start sleeping with him…
My sister is that how you reward liars!
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One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
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It okay to laugh out loud and let the world see your smile instead of your tears
.Offer them what they are not expecting so that they will look away and seek for
closure and gossip.It all about being left dissapointed
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Son: Mom,can I sleep with you?I’m scared.
Mom:No, can’t risk,
the monster following you might sneak into my room and kill me.
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*Someone Once Asked Me*
*What Is A Best Friend*
*I Said It Is Somebody*
*Who Can See The Truth*
*And Pain*
*In You*
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious 6
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Skebhe’s wife : honey! you boss is here, You better hide
Skebhe : no baby! you hide . I called and told him the reason I didn’t come to work , you are dead
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