We don’t care if you came at Uj to do your Honours,
Masters or PHD oksalako you are a first year.
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We don’t care if you came at Uj to do your Honours,
Masters or PHD oksalako you are a first year.
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My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh
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When your mom’s friend says hey cutie pie come to aunty
And you remember her voice from 9months ago saying
“chommie just make an abortion “
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Sometimes you don’t realize your love for someone until they buy a car
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Don’t feel bad if people remember you only when they need you.
Feel privileged that you are like a candle
that comes to their mind when there is darkness!
Good Morning
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SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL!!!
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.1..female students should wear mini-skirts only
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.2..lunch time takes 3hrs while each lesson takes
only 20 mins..
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.3..If u wanna get high there’s a room for
smokers
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.4..Wednesdays nd fridays its party time no
lessons..
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.5..if u ar a quiet person “sorry!get the out
of my school..
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.6..During examinations all students will be
provided with text books
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.7..All students are free to bring their laptops nd
phones bcoz free Wi-Fi will be provided.
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.8..If u insult a teacher ur punishment is to play
FIFA with the principal..
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.9..At lunchtime students eat every kind of foods u want the school will provide…
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. WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL??
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There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried
Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.
Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.
Then He Got An Idea.
He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”
About 20 People Stood.
Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”
About 25 More People Stood.
Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”
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Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
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Girls want Attention.
Women want Respect.
Men want both.
No no.. not Attention and Respect.
Both Girls and Women
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ADVICE FOR NYAA FROM HIS FATHER:
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing, and she keeps enjoying the
attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to
you, some could be a good mother to your
children but if you’ve found a woman like a
mother to you, your children and your family,
please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to the kitchen, where did you get that
from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands
where they worked every morning . . . that
was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if
you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will
be difficult for her to spend it when she’s
aware of the home needs and bills to pay but
if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in her body is nothing to be compared to
the wound on her heart and that means you
may be in trouble living with a wounded
woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live
a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives
and many children because of our large
farm-lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so
embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did
meet your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace
each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on
that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for
sex, it was because I missed her so much.
Is it tru or the father was bluffing?
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LOVE is not free the price is your heart.
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The way I’m minding my own business
I don’t even know who I’m dating
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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Women know nothing about fridges.
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You need to have a
bad day once in a while,
otherwise, you’ll never know
what a good day feels like.
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People with dimples were fed on an empty feeding bottles🍼!!!!!
Case closed and good night in-advance with your dimples
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I Think Women, Who Eat Soil While Pregnant Are The Ones
That Give Birth To Builders And Brick Layers
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