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Once An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.

They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.

Everybody Is Busy In The Store So American Steal 3 Chocolates And Put Those In The Pocket.

Both Came Out From The Store Then American Said: “Man, I’m The Best Thief Ever, I Stole 3 Chocolates And No One Saw Me, You Can’t Beat That.”

Indian Replied: “This Is Nothing, You Wanna See Something Better, Lets Go Back To The Shop And I Will Show You Real Stealing.”

So They Went To The Counter And Indian Said To The Shop Boy: “Do You Wanna See Magic?”

Shop Boy Replied: “Yes, Of Course.”

Indian Said: “Give Me One Chocolate Bar.”

Shop Boy Gave Him One, And He Ate It.

Indian Asked For The Second, And He Ate That As Well.

Indian Asked For The Third, And Finished That One Too.

The Shop Boy Asked: “But Where Is The Magic?”

Indian Replied: “Check In My Friends Pocket, And You’ll Find Them.”

You Can’t Beat An Indian.

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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
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TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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Stay away from people who make feel
that you are hard to love

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*WHAT IS MATURITY?*
I used to think that maturity was about age and
physical development, how wrong I was. I have
since found out that age is only but a number,
below are 20 definitions of *MATURITY*
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1…. *Maturity* is when you accept other people
the way they are and their level of maturity.
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2…. *Maturity* is when you understand that your
ideas are not always the best.
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3…. *Maturity* is when you learn to let go even if
it pains.
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4… *Maturity* is when you are able to drop
expectations from a relationship and give for
giving sake.
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5…. *Maturity* is when you understand whatever
positive thing you do, you do is for your own
peace.
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6… *Maturity* is when you stop proving to the
world how intelligent you are.
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7…. *Maturity* is when you stop comparing
yourself with others because life is not a
competition.
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8…. *Maturity* is when you understand that you
cant and shouldn’t always get what you want
every time.
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9…. *Maturity* is when you are content and
satisfied with your life and yet aspiring to be
better everyday..
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10…. *Maturity* is when someone hurt you and
you understand their attitude and stay clear than
trying to hurt them back.
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11…. *Maturity* is when you start thinking of
other people and not just yourself.
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12…. *Maturity* is when you know you cant
please everyone.
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13…. *Maturity* is when you see things in
different perspective far beyond the way they are.
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14…. *Maturity* is when you love more and judge
less.
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15…. *Maturity* is responsibility
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16…. *Maturity* is Love
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17…. *Maturity* is the application of wisdom and
knowledge in humility..
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18… *Maturity* is when you accept that your
accomplishment, failures, destiny, reputations
and almost everything about your life depends on
God’s will and the choices you make and not
pointing fingers on others.
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19… *Maturity* is when someone hates you and
you still pray for them to succeed.
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20…. *Maturity* is knowing God, serving Him with
all that you’ve got and pursuing His Kingdom no
matter what people think or say.

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Dating a Married Man is not the problem until
you see your name saved as engine oil.

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We have so many needs in our life,
but at the end of the day,
all we need is to be needed.

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I don’t see any reason of eating with a Fork & Knife🍴
The animal is already dead, so weapons are useless..!

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A new salesman was appointed as sales person at a super market.
While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had ‘Peach Jam’ to which he bluntly replied, “Out of stock.”.
At this, the lady immediately turned to leave the shop in disgruntled.
It was then that the manager, who had been looking on, called him aside and told him, “When a customer asks for a product that is out of stock, you apologise for its unavailability, and then offer other types of the same product. For instance in this case if it was peach jam; offer other types of jam like pineapple jam, guava, apricot jam and so on.”.
After few hours next, came in another lady who asked him for toilet paper and he politely replied, “I am sorry madam, we do not have any toilet paper right now in stock but you could try some Carbon Paper or Sand Paper”.

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Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

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Do u ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang up so u can continue using your phone?😂

You are evil

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pain is when you sitting with your girlfriend than this advert ”
my ex never got lost, he always finds right spot”
plays on TV and she says babes this is my favourite advert

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Ladies and their nonsense behaviours😏🤕
I said we should meet infront of a restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu😢😢😒
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss😎😎😊😂😹*

I hate indiscipline😔😔🤕

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Baby I love you with my lung and kidney.
My heart has suffered a lot.

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INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳
ME:Thank you sir

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Tip to reduce weight :
First turn your head to the right and then turn it to the left.Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat

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