sometimes, you just need a break.
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I will go live later guys… Girls make sure you put your make up and those weave coz i am not ready for a man to man show…
Majita you not allowed to join…
You Need 2 Stop Assuming That Every women
doing better Than You Is having a
“Sugar Daddy!”
Never give up on something you believe in,
Because that something can change your everything.
You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!
If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them,
otherwise, be brave enough to watch them
be loved by someone else.
where you on the training to become professional stupid
or are just natural gifted
A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love,
It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”
A girl wrote on her status “All men are
goat”
And i asked her “Have u given ur father
grass today?
Nyaa was the boss and he interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position.
He asked them same question. And the question was: “A woman has lips in two different places on her body, what is the difference between the two lips?”
1st Girl: “One is hairy, the other isn’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “Ok, Good!”
2nd Girl: “One can talk but the other can’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “That’s better…”
3rd Girl: “One is vertical and other is horizontal.”
Boss: “Hmmmm…Very clever!”
4th Girl: “One is for me to use and the other is for my boss.”
Boss Nyaa: “100% correct. You can start work right away’
Even those we love the most can be a
poison to our souls
Jonathan
Imagine What Church Will Be Like In The Year 2030 if care is not taken…
Pastor: Praise The Lord
Congregation: Hallelujah
Pastor: Can We Pls Open our iPads to Exodus 20:1
When U r Done Kindly Switch On Ur Bluetooth To Receive The Sermon…
Pls Have Ur Debit Cards Ready As We Collect The Tithes And Offerings….
You Can Connect To Church WiFi Using Password: Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And Donations U r Welcome To Contribute Via Cellphone Banking
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be Electric As IPads Flicker
Meanwhile… ANNOUNCEMENTS
Church Secretary: Dis Week’s Meeting Will Be Held On Various WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don’t Miss Out …
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will Be Held Live On Skype @1900GMT…
By D Way You May Follow The Pastor On Twitter For Counselling And don’t Forget Our Weekly Prayers On YouTube… God Bless us….
If care is not taken, this is how next generation children will learn their ABC. A for Apple won’t be useful anymore…. Instead:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for MTN
N is for Network
O is for Opera Mini
P is for PicMix
Q is for QuickTime
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo
Z is for Zuma
Why I stopped watching Nigerian Movies??
A man had a heart attack in the hospital & the doctor shouted…
“SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE”
Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “
Married men should be provided with uniforms…
The ring💍is not enough!
Dear Tall people.. don’t be tall for nothing pls help us check what Is happening in 2020