Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!
…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business
This Guy Looks At Mew And Asks ” Ekse Bra , Why You Quiet? ”
I’m Like ” Dude , I’m Alone…”
He Says ” Ohh … So Now You Wanna Tok ?…I Will Moer You Now Now Sanie …!!”
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Dnt hide yourselves When u see us at clinic
we are all sick no1 goes there to withdraw money
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Showers Are Made For Tall People 
,
Short People Should Be Using Taps
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lets clap hands and celebrate short people
finaly made it to 2019
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women these days, some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by Nike.
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 
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True Love
Is Respecting Your Partner And Not Comparing Him Or Her With Anyone..!
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Never regret having a child..God trusted you enough to trust you with a human life 
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When your gf/wife says ‘wow’ in the middle of the heated arguement. Bro just stop right there….
she is now deepily hurt
not just angry
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Stop hurting people who love you,
because one day you’ll look around and realize
you have no one to comfort you when you’re crying
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” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”
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Wives are two types
The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, always behaves lovingly, and even if the husband is angry, keeps smiling
The second type
Is the one that everyone has
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I don’t hate Peoples ,
I just love Peoples who loves me
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Let go of the past so God can
open the door to your future.
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I’m so really happy that I’ll start my December with you.
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Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?
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Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure
for your disease…We have to cut your legs
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Rich: Oh God!
…and the good news?
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Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes
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You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries
for your children toys
during this lockdown. 
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God Bless You! 
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