Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why?
Jonso: You said you want a serious relationship.
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Just because you cant see the air
doesn’t mean you stop breathing.
And just because you cant see God
doesn’t mean you stop believing.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it
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I can live without any friends, any family and any money
but I can’t live without you.
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Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.
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Cockroaches Love attention 😞
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i mean
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why do they only come out when we have visitors ?
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math
problems when his teacher picked him to
answer a
question, “Johnny, if there were five birds
sitting on a
fence and you shot one with your gun, how
many
would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny,
“cause the rest would fly
away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the
teacher, “but I like
the way you’re thinking.” Little Johnny says,
“I have a question for you. If there
were three women eating ice cream cones
in a shop,
one was licking her cone, the second was
biting her
cone and the third was sucking her cone,
which one
is married?” “Well,” said the teacher
nervously, “I guess the one
sucking the cone.” “No,” said Little Johnny,
“the one with the wedding
ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.
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Nowadays only few girls are wife materials👰😍….!
But guys of today are trying to
turn water into wine (bitches to wives)
You are not Jesus!!!!
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Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means
You Don’t Trust God. Just Cross And Go.
God Is Watching!!
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Loyal girlfriends are always broke
even now they don’t have data..!
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A girl wrote on her status “All men are
goat”
And i asked her “Have u given ur father
grass today?
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Tall girls are hot cause they’re closer to the sun
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We must use English the way White people use our languages…
Is you hears me now?
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I just saw on fb that the children born 9 months from now will be know as the ‘children of the quarn’ and I can’t stop giggling
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I don’t count my days but make my days count.
For not all things that can be counted truly counts..
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