My boss thinks I am a fool. 😢
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.😌
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me😡, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.😒
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4. This time I used my brain and bought 2 😀pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter

It’s really cold today 🥶

Even my Afrikaans friends are wearing two pairs of shorts today.

bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn.

Me: so are your eyebrows.

December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?

TEACHER: “Why didn’t you study?”

STUDENT (NYAA) “A year has 365 days for you to study.
After removing 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left.
There are 50 days in the summer that
are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141
days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour per day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way each year, and so we are left with
96 days in our year.
We spend 1 hour per day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Personal health and medical reasons take up at
least 35 days in your year; hence you are only
left with 46 days.
Taking off approximately 40 days
of holidays, you are only left with 6 days.
Say you actually cook for 3 days each year; you’re left with 3
days in the year to study!
Let’s say you only go out for 2 days… you’re left with 1 day.
But that 1 day
is your birthday.

That’s why I did not study.”

“Teacher: Class dismissed.”

One word for Nyaa?

Every guy needs a strong woman
i mean who will push the car🚗 if it stuck

1st patient: doctor iqolo lami is very painful. I came home early today, i could swear i heard a man’s voice 4m my house bt wen i entered it was only my wife. I searchd evrywher bt saw nothing. When i went to the balcony i saw a man downstairs ephuma eflatini runing very fast and stil dresing up! I took the fridge and threw it at him and i hurt my back. 20 mins later 2nd patient came with bruises all over his head: Doc, i was very late for an interview. I left the flat runing and stil butoning my trousers coz i was late when a fridge 4m nowhere hit me on the head, thats how i got to be like this. 15 mins later 3rd patient came in, with severe bruises all over his body, worse than the 1st patient: Doc, i was sitting in a fridge when someone threw it 4m da balcony from 5th floor, thats how i got hurt…

Today I fooled a taxi driver by paying him money
without entering the taxi and I ran away.

If you stop telling your friends everything that is happening in your life ,
your enemies wouldn’t know so much about you.

Apart from I will never
cheat on you: what
other jokes do you
know

That awkward feeling when you realize
you’re chewing a borrowed pen..!