I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby this spinach that you brought, tastes funny.”
One word for her…
Loading views...
Sub Categories
A man came home from work and caught his wife having sex with the security guard on a Sofa. His wife was so beautiful and the Security Guard was too trustworthy. Getting no other option, The husband sold the Sofa to avoid such circumstances again.
Loading views...
After breaking up
Ex bae:hello
Me: hy
Ex bae:wat are you doing
Me: I am at a funeral
Exbae:who died
Me: my feeling for you b****
Ex bae:😢
Loading views...
Wife : “what are u doing?”
–
Ronnie : “nothing”
–
Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
–
Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
Loading views...
WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!
Loading views...
That Awkward Moment When you’re dancing with your Blesser and the Dj change the song and play……….Luther Vandross ~ Dance with my father
Loading views...
Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids
You’ve Been Aborting Says
“There She Goes!!!”.
Loading views...
Never lose hope, but be prepared with an alternative
if things do not go as planned..!!!
Loading views...
Psychology says, friendship is not about who you spend the most time with, its about who you have the best time with.
Loading views...
You cheat on my homie I tell him ASAP.
He cheats on you thats none of my business
Loading views...
Yesterday in a cramped bus..
Lady: Something of yours is touching me.
TC: Oh! That… that’s just my salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
Loading views...
Zee World Landlords Be Like 👇
“Hey , How Dare You Enter My House 😠 ? ”
Only Zee World Fans Will Understand ✋
Loading views...
Don’t Tell Me “I Wish I Had Met You Earlier”
Dump Your useless boyfriend And Meet Me Now….
.
.
.case closed
Loading views...
Race for the Golden boot at Russia2018:
*Cristiano Ronaldo*- 4
Denis Cheryshev- 3
Diego Costa- 3
Lukaku – 2
Kane – 2
Griezmann, and many others- 1
*Lionel Messi,* Anthony Martial, Mario Balotelli, khama Billiat, Asamoah Gyan and myself – 0
Loading views...
February already mxm
I’m not reddy to give a gifts to my girlfriend
Loading views...
How old were you when you noticed that listen and silent have the same letters?
Loading views...