I hate it when I sing a song and
someone
correct me
.
What if I’m doing a remix?
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*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 
. My brother don’t kill yourself*
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I’m obsessed with you. Utterly,
willingly and wonderfully so.
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I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!
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They have parked their bags, went back to work after spending the weekend buying you alcohol, none of them is offering to take your CV with and submit just incase something comes up at their work place or to just edit your CV for you.
And you go around telling people how good your friends are??
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Everyday passes by and i am one step closer
to the best thing in my life.
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Vacancy
Salary: R18,000 per week with free accommodation, meal’s & company car.
Limpopo game park need’s someone to bath Lion’s, take care of the tiger’s, play with crocodiles & feed the snake’s…
No qualification & experience required, just your medical aid card & funeral policy. If interested forward your CV to jointy@limpopo.gov.za. If you are not, don’t be jealous, forward to others.
& please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker… May he’s soul RIP
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My Brother if She Doesn’t Love Food ,
She is evil , Please Dump Her ..
She is The Devil Lest You Be Getting Starved
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sometimes i say “bye”
just to hear “don’t go”
;but i received “ok bye”
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Don’t lose hope.
You never know what tomorrow may bring.
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If she rejects u saying you’re not her type,
my bro tell her ur Samsung
charger also works on Mobicell Phone.Type
doesn’t matter
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THE THREE COMMANDMENTS OF CHRISTMAS:
1. If you can’t affhord NEW CLOTHES, wear the ones you already have. It’s JESUS’ birthday and not yours. You mustn’t ‘out dress’ the celebrant.
2. If you can’t afford the kind of FOOD you want, eat what you have and move on. If you don’t tell people what you ate, no one knows. ‘belle no get show glass’.
3. If you don’t have the means to TRAVEL, stay where you are. JESUS wasn’t born in your village afterall. And your village isn’t the appointed place for His birthday celebration either. Any villager who is desperately bent on seeing you, should come look for you where you are.
Of all the things he said, “Do in remembrance of me”, CHRISTMAS wasn’t one of them.
Take life easy and don’t stress yourself.
Just my advice
♥ Wishing you all Happy New year in Advance
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God gives gives gives and forgives.
People get get get and forget.
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In the love there are no rules, theories or formula. There is no distance or limit. If you want something, go for it. Every story is unique.
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People be like “I saw you at the market earlier today u looked so serious” what was I supposed to do…?
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Smile at the cabbage?
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Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime
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