If you love her, never fill her ears with lies,
her mouth with words,
her eyes with tears,
her mind with confusion and her heart with pain.
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50 Q… What did the chicken say to the overeasy egg?
A… You’re fried!!!
Tell a lie once and all your truths will become questionable.
That’s why it’s very important to take care of someone’s trust because once you break it, it will never be the same again
TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
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TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.
A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 AM & is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health.”
*Police:* Really….??? Sounds interesting… Who is giving that lecture at this time of night???
*Man replies*, “My wife!!!”
He ;~ Like My Profile Pic. .
She ;~ I Have Boyfriend. .
He ;~ Tell Him Also To
The best gift a child can give to his parents is the best of he/ herself 🤷
Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
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Let’s begin to start
One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.
If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.
I’m tired of sending Cv’s
A naked woman robbed a bank and no
Man saw her face… Men can be useless sometimes.
Ladies
Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex……..
Did you try giving him your father’s land and he refused?????
“And if you’re ever feeling lonely just look at the moon Someone,
somewhere, is looking right at it too.”
Good morning .😍😍
If your boyfriend gives you money please keep it to yourself, don’t come and confuse our girlfriends PLEASE…😑😑😑
That moment when u buy your girlfriend a hair dryer😍..
and all of the sudden you see her
cooling down the porridge with it😒
Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot,
she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature
Teacher :do you know why you are in school…
Student :noooohhhhh!!!
Teacher:because you parents saw you as fools….
Students :do you know why you are teaching us…
Teacher:you can guess….
Students :because fools can only be taught by fools to be comprehensive
Teacher:😨😨😨