TEACHER : If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? . Phiri : I’d jump over the wall. Continue Reading..

I Can Kill Cape Town People By Just Showing Them One Litre Of Water!!!

Rich in class Teacher: “If i lay one egg today and tomorrow i lay four…how many eggs will be there Continue Reading..

Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman. Don’t ask for a man to buy you Continue Reading..

You ask me what is my name & I answer you politely 🙄 My name is Ben Sir, & you Continue Reading..

*If your girl doesn’t post about you, she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.* Go and argue with her.

Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that my crush can bath in front of me.

I had a dream last night and I was eating rice with my bare hands, today I’m going to sleep Continue Reading..