Nobody have the lowest voice than a guy
who is asking a girl for her phone number in a taxi/his..
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Ladies am I lying??
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Nobody have the lowest voice than a guy
who is asking a girl for her phone number in a taxi/his..
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Ladies am I lying??
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Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad?
Son:Both
Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris ,where will you go.
Son: Paris.
Dad: Dat means you like your mum more? Son:No ,that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Son: America.
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Son: ‘cos l’ve been to Paris before. Dad: (angry) when did you go to Paris ? Son : in the first question you asked.
One word for the boy?
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No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really love, they will always find the time for you.!
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Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.
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ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u
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Facts about VW Polo Drivers.
#1 They struggle to make ends meet.
#2 They always try to have atleast quarter tank
#3 They always know where the next party is
#4 They know all the routes like Taxi-drivers
#5Those people understand the taste of life,they always having good company whent it comes to the other gender.
#6 They visit the best buyers if beer always
#7 They love good life even if they afford a little they dont stress
#8 The good part of them they not retualists like the jeep,ranger and Mercedes drivers
#9they bath thats why they take our ladies
#10 They go gettas thats why they seem to be always having money
#11 THEY LIKE WORKING AND ARE HARDWORKERS THATS WHY THEY DON’T GIVE UP
Stop abusing them as if you better than them with your Tazz and i10
Bomasaka
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Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
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Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..
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IN THE TAXI..
DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM.
ME: HE’S ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD.
DRIVER: OKAY..I THOUGHT HE’S 2 YEARS OLD.. SO DON’T PAY FOR HIM, HE IS STILL YOUNG.. VERY YOUNG.
ME:
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The unemployment rate in South Africa worries me..
this coming election, people should just drop their CV’s in the ballot box
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She asked me: “What do u do for a living?” Then I replied: “I analyse and invest in highly risky business opportunities that has the possibilities of high returns, I deal with investing in business opportunities across England, Spain, Italy, Germany, France etc.” She was so excited but she never knew…. . . . I was talking about Soccer Betting
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Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples
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Your soul mate is afraid to text you because
you are living fake expensive life here on social media
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Love is just a word until someone comes along
and gives it meaning.
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Why do girls that don’t wear make up and
weaves act like they deserve a trophy ,la
phapha
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Why boys walk fast and girl speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg and girls
have one extra mouth.
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Six great confusions still unresolved
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. In the word scent, is “S” silent or “C”?
3. If humans evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
4. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
6. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be…congress?
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!
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