I’m that cousin that my aunties use as a
bad example to their kids
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No matter how good/cute you look girl,
you cant compete with the girl he loves
The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.
If your name is Johanna and
I marry you can we call it marijuana
The Hardest Thing To Do Is Leaving Your House
While Your Phone Is On 3%
Girls are temporary,
but ur right hand is parmenant.
Be a good person.
A good friend.
Live the life you want.
chase your dreams
Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊
.
Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?
My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed
Never compare Google Quotes To Your Relationship✋
You will remain single💪
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
It okay to laugh out loud and let the world see your smile instead of your tears
.Offer them what they are not expecting so that they will look away and seek for
closure and gossip.It all about being left dissapointed
“Peal I said, meet me in front of KFC and your already inside reading the menu 🤔, finish reading and come out side. I hate 😡 nonsense
You may be miles away, but you are still close.
Miss you a lot. Happy New Year 2021
“Dear South African People”
Telling a person that there is a job opportunity at your workplace won’t get you fired! ☝
Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day