A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they’re allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity.

She picked Brad Pitt, Jhonny Depp, Salman Khan, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.

He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their nextdoor neighbour and their son’s third grade teacher.

*Men are simple like that….they set achievable goals.*

MEDICAL FACTS“`*

“`Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise safe sex regularly, you will still die when your time comes

I Remember Once My Mom Slapped Me
Because I was crying Because she slapped me.

When a girl tells you I’m not ready to date,
she is simply saying I don’t like you in a polite way.

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…

I need your advice?.
.
Last night my side chick called me and asked
me to come over her place for a night, …well
i didn’t hesitate since i had days without
seeing her, ..as i was on my way she asked
me to buy a 2kg of mixed portion which i
did, .i got there around 19:00 then she
immediately took out 4 pieces from the
braaipack and started cooking, ..i was so
excited thinking meaning 2 pieces is for me
and the other 2 is for hers since i was also
hungry, ..we then sat at a couch patiently
waiting for the food to be cooked, …while
we were still waiting she received a call
from her baby daddy telling her his on his
way, .i was so angry and disappointed as
she asked me to leave,but as a gentleman
that i am i didn’t start a fight or anything of
sort, .i just stood up and went straight to
the fridge and took out the remaining half
of the braaipack then went to the stove and
pick up those 4 pieces in the pot and drank
the soup then left, .. so she’s now not taking
my calls No reply to my text and this silence
is eating me inside!.
.
Was i wrong?

The Reason Why I Don’t buy Pizza Is That There Is No Gangster Way Of Holding The Box, You Will Always Look Like You Made It In Life

Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
.
“Babe, I’m pregnant!

My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door🚪
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! ☝