I sold you a stove worth R7500 at R500 and you are complaining that the stove is shocking you…
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So the price didn’t shock you?

Dnt wrry if u failed in grade 11 u will still go to grade 12
during break tym

The smell of kfc when you are broke is not the same
when you have money

My brother, if you don’t tell your girlfriend she is beautiful,
Indian men will tell her on Facebook.

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence
in the world but they still want a confession.

Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
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“No”, she replies sleepily.
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“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
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Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with