No Man can make two women happy
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one will always suffer from 💘pain
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Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.
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Trust in God 🙏
But then remember to lock your car 😄😄
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Women: Communication is key
Men : what’s wrong?
Women : Nothing. Goodnight
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The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
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I didn’t have a problem with foreigners until
they started selling fake and expired foods😏
I really wanna know why they risking
our lives with poisonous foods.
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I like myself better when I’m with you.
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The journey of thousands miles begin with just one step.
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Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true
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I love the way God make woman brain very soft,
you can lie to them over one thing more than five times.
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Teacher :do you know why you are in school…
Student :noooohhhhh!!!
Teacher:because you parents saw you as fools….
Students :do you know why you are teaching us…
Teacher:you can guess….
Students :because fools can only be taught by fools to be comprehensive
Teacher:😨😨😨
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The best things in life are free like
Love, Respect, Patience and Kindness.
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Nothing is more capable of troubling our reason, and consuming our health, than secret notions of jealousy in solitude
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Memories are good but sometimes ,
they can fade ,unless u change the features.
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Dating a girl who was in love with another guy is like taking a gun
loaded with unlimited bullets shorting yourself!
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There is a priest, buy a 6 dozen eggs to give to the mahhrap… he left it in front of the church to open the gate, but when he comes back. So when the “Mass” is…
Priest: Stand up with eggs…
(stand all boys)
Priest: I mean those who saw eggs…
(stand all girls)
Priest: not.. I mean those who saw my eggs…
(stand the nun)..
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