Today In A Class During Our First Period.
Teacher Entered Our Class And Greet Us.
Then The Teacher Start To Talk.
Teacher : Our Topic For Today Is Photosynthesis.
Class : Okay Sir
Teacher : Matome What Is Photosynthesis?
Matome : Photosynthesis Is Our Topic Of Today.
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when wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body parts.
Men are so polite,they only look at the covered parts
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Everything in life is temporary.
So when things are going wrong,
be patient and don’t worry.
Everything will change for the better.
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Wife is busy packing her clothes
Husband : where are you going?
Wife : I’m moving to my mother
Husband also start packing
Wife : Where are you going?
Husband : I’m also moving to my mother
Wife : And what about the kids?
Husband : Well if you are moving to your
mother and I’m also moving to my
mother….then I guess they must also move
to their mother
Wife fainted
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I was In town this morning when
Japanese man approached me. ” please….
Can you take ” he said.” Handing me a
camera. As he stood against the wall
smiling.I got into a taxi an thought, “what
a nice guy”.
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A Fishermen story
Two men went fishing. One was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn’t. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back. The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and finally got tired of seeing the man waste good fish. “Why do you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?” he asked. The inexperienced fisherman replied, “I only have a small frying pan.” Sometimes, like that fisherman, we throw back the big plans, big dreams, big jobs, big opportunities that God gives us. Our faith is too small. We laugh at that fisherman who didn’t figure out that all he needed was a bigger frying pan, yet how ready are we to increase the size of our faith? Whether it’s a problem or a possibility, God will never give you anything bigger than you can handle. That means we can confidently walk into anything God brings our way😊
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Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlock Phones And Play Candy Crush.
At That Age I Was Chewing Sand🙆
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When I read messages from my friends,
I read them in my mind using their voice.
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Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:
1st SMS : Let’s break up now, it’s all over.
2nd SMS:sorry,sorry,sorry!That was not for you
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Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that
my crush can bath in front of me.
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Teacher : “Who is the president of South Africa?”
Children : “Shaka Zulu.”
Teacher : “Correct, and the minister off defence?”
Children : “Benny McCArthy.”
Teacher : “Correct, what is the capital city of South Africa?”
Children : “Nkandla.”
Teacher : “Very good,
and who composed the national anthem?”
Children : “Black coffee and Dj Tira.”
Teacher : “Excellent, what do you call people from Moscow?”
Children : “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher : “Perfect, how much is 2 + 5?”
Children : “25”
Teacher : “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!”
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When you being called cute all the time but still single
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My ex she’s chungu
And am moses
To change these names into Chinese language
I can be mosechu.
And she can be chungmo.
Don’t get me wrong I love Chinese language……..
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Lebo:Does this shirt make me look fat?
Tebza:No, it’s the fat that makes u look fat
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Never look at what you have lost.
Always look at what is left with you
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If i send you ugly selfies our friendship is real
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