*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..
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Skinny Chicks With Small Butts Be Like “Don’t
Touch My Butt” Instead Of “Don’t Touch My ass bones”
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Distance gives us a reason,
to love harder .. 
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I’ve learned that
people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.”
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Ex: I still love you
Me: gteqipsderjnkdfr
Ex: Wtf?
Me: Sorry! I sneezed and hit the keyboard. I’m allergic to bullshit
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When you are beautiful on facebook but ugly in real life.
You shld be arrested for misleading the public!!
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People say falling in love is the best feelings ….
but I think finding a toilet
when you have running stomach is the best feeling ever.
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Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate.
Those are many of the things that hold weight.
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I Think Snap Chat Is For Girls Only………
I Wanted To Run Away From My Own Image
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Zee World Landlords Be Like 
“Hey , How Dare You Enter My House 
? ”
Only Zee World Fans Will Understand 
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Guys with a gap teeth be like when saying sorry to their bae’s
“Bbe i’m Thory”
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She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!
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She: Loving you was second best thing i ever did…
He: And what was first?
She: Finding You…
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Why was the calendar nervous
Because its days were numbered
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anyone who had never made a mistake,
had never tried anything new.
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Can we romance tonight? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!
Yours Loving,
Mosquito.
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