I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. 😂 😂 😂
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Because some ladies are looking like poor Somalians.
Whereas others are looking like divorced Indians.
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TEACHER: Nyaa, you should stop making ugly faces at other students
Nyaa: Why?
TEACHER: Because when I was young I was told if I make ugly face it will stay that way
Nyaa: Well, I see you didnt listen..
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
The counsellor said : “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
In corporate world it is called …
*Job Rotation*!”
Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..
when ZCC members fight
we call it star wars
Imagine you’re dead,happily and peacefully resting because
you left debts behind and then your pastor decides to wake you up…
yaz we are not safe
Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
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“Babe, I’m pregnant!
Any one with a qualifications in Electrical Engineering 🤔🤔
My valentine’s day card doesn’t make a sound anymore
The best time to argue with a woman is
when she is applying make up,
You will not hear a single word!
Whether I have a house or not if I’m dating a girl with a house,
I become the man of that house and she has to listen to me,
if not she must get out of my house
If your life ended tomorrow,
would you be proud of what you left behind?
Short girls in white dress
Looks like toilet papers
Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room.
The Little Girl Started Crying.
Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are You Crying?”
The Girl Said: “I’m Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger”
The Little Boy Too Started Crying.
Girl: “Now Why Are You Crying?”
Boy: “I’m Here For The Urine Test“
With God everything is possible
Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.
Santa: “When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?”
Help Desk: “Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password”
Santa: “Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me“
My sister, don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband.