Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!

These are some proverbs in African Nations.
1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with
the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer
who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.
(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never
tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day
you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence.(Kenya)

ENGLISH KiLLERS
1. She killed her self and died
2. Give me a blue pen of any color.
3. She commited suicide but thank Good
she’s alive.
4. Pick up the paper and fall in the
dustbin.
5. Both of you stand together separately.
6. I have three daughters; Both are girls.
7. Seeing identical twins, the principal
said,”you look together, are you twice?”
8. Am craving for an orange juice with a
guava flavor.
9. You three girls, both of you come here
and follow me. I’m right behind you.
10. I Will like to thank my folks,not forgetting
my parents.
11. I woke up dead.
12. They are eating jealous of me.13. I have
a financial problem of money.
14. I never hurt people internationally.
15. Last week, John was shot dead and
recovered in hospital.
16. Close the window, this weather is
coming inside.
17. All of you stand together in acircle.
18. My favorite tea is coffee.
19. He was involved in a car accident of
airplanes.
20. Yes are cousins , our mothers are
brothers
21. Its better to kill myself than to commit
suicide.
22 Stop talking twice plz try 2 speak once
upon a time
23. Add more pliza

Waves: I made tea.
Maketang: I don’t want tea.
Waves: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Maketang: Then why did you tell me?
Waves: It’s a conversation starter.
Maketang: That’s a horrible conversation starter.
Waves: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

[Me As A Parent]
•°•°•°•°•°•
My Son: Can I Watch TV Dad?😊

Me: Yes, but don’t turn it on

Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right

My brother don’t feel sad when these
Facebook gals don’t reply your inbox,
most of them can’t read