My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school

If you see me drinking Gordon’s straight from the bottle – no dash, this december, please mind your own business.
I know what I’m doing.
It’s been a rough year.

2 Hours In A Relationship You Already Need R500 Urgently.
Is That A Registration Fee?

Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

Two reason why I Don’t let my girlfriend to
touch my iphone plus

1.I Dont have girlfriend
2.I don’t have iPhone

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

Guys I’m Afraid Of Having Kids…
What if They Want Help in Mathematics?

It’s not that i don’t have cash to buy a car
im just shy to buy 1