When black coffee’s wife is angry
She closes the mayonnaise
Tightly

My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge

(Pushing my son in his stroller)
beautiful lady: aww aren’t you adorable! how old are u?
Me: 30
Lady:I was talking to him, the bby..
Me:he doesn’t know how old I am
Lady walks away…. But why?

Yesterday I was with my Girlfriend in my room..
.
Mmmm this weather though..after some minutes she told me to make her feel like a woman…I quickly collected dirty clothes and give them to her..
Suddenly she left and I hope she’s going to buy soap

once a Girl calls and says i need a favour ?
Hang up mjita and immediately switch your phone off,take out the battery and SIM card. Unplug the charge and trip the main switch..

Imagine fighting with another woman over your
“Man”then boom there are five more to go and
thats when you will realise that
you have a tournament..
Stay strong my sister..

Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.

Rich was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key🔑…

His neighbour asked him: “sir, can i help you open the door?”😕

Rich replied and said:
“Don’t worry the house is rotating…
just help me hold the house straight,
i can open the door”

Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors

Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄

Dear Bae
Just because I don’t post your pics on social media, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. What if the police are looking for you?