Richman : Sir, there’s a Taxi strike and I’m afraid I won’t make it to Work Today.
Boss : Man you’ve mentioned Running as your Hobby in your CV…See you at Work
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Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out,
but to see who cares enough to break them down.
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Stop saying that another man’s food is another man’s poison. …….
can u please take your poison in peace. ..
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Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
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What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back
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People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…
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You deserve someone who
makes you fall asleep smiling,
not someone who makes it
hard for you to sleep at night
because you’re crying.
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What made you break up with your Ex ?
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Me : She stole ma Charger
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?😐
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It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins
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Husband (text): Babe I was in an accident. I got hit by a car. Zinhle took me to the hospital.
I have a dislocated shoulder and the doctors say I may never walk again…
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Wife: Baby, who the hell Zinhle???
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Girls 😂😂😂
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Walking With A beautiful Girl On The Street And
No One Sees You its Stressful !
But When You Walk With Ugly Ones
You’ll Meet All Your Buddies
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SUCCESS belongs only to those who are willing to
work harder than anyone else
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So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”
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Be a friend with stupid people and feel like a genius everyday!
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Hi linda just close your eyes what do you see?
Nothing right?
That’s my life without you
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Always work for a cause ; not for applause .
Live life to express ; not to impress .
Do not strive to make your presence noticed ; just make your absence felt .
Nothing in nature lives for itself .
Rivers do not drink their own water ;
Trees do not eat their own fruits .
The sun does not shine for itself ;
and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves .
Jesus did not sacrifice for himself
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Living for others is a rule of nature .
We were all born to help each other .
No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others .
The greatest mistake any man can make is to lean on his own understanding .
Keep trusting the Lord ; for He is good !
Enjoy Peace ; and Life
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Teacher: what do u do after school.
1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Nyaa
3rd student: I pass by Nyaa’s place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what’s ur name again?
4th student: Nyaa
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