Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog’s Legs
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Santa- Don’t tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu….
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Don’t just tell me what people were saying about me.
Also tell me why they were so comfortable telling you
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Trust me! You don’t need any photo editing app to look beautiful,
Just a little Smile is enough
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Two heads are better than one.
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I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school
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Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “
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Don’t Tell Me “I Wish I Had Met You Earlier”
Dump Your useless boyfriend And Meet Me Now….
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.case closed
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Things in boys room b4 marriage:
Perfumes, Laptops, Cards, iPhone.
After Marriage:
Pan Killers, Loan Paper, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1202..:D
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Only The Real Friend Can See The Pain
Behind Fake Smile
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Thank you to all for your prayers and good wishes.
It gave me the strength to persevere and warmed my heart.
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Romans Pizza should just swallow their pride and admit they are selling us bread
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Teacher : class, can anyone of you tell me
the meaning of the word POSITIVE?
Peter; lts when you have got HIV
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Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account
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What is the first sign of getting old ??
*Grey Hair….*
No!!
*Loss of Memory….*
No!!!
*Wrinkles in Face….*
No!!!!
*Doctors Prescription and Medicines….*
No!!!!!
*Baldness….*
No, no, no!!!
Then what!!!!!??????
_*When Your Wife Stops Suspecting You*_.!
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Nothing is too difficult for you to overcome. You’ve survived so many hardships and moments that pushed you to your limits. Instead of giving up, you survived and came out stronger. You can do that again and more. Keep believing in yourself. Keep going.
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I love texting instead of phone calls because
it gives me more time to think what to say
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