An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child…
Two months later the child passed away😢
At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying: “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!..”😭
A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did u know?”😨
She replied: “That Chinese Products don’t LAST LONG!!!”
son took his old mother to a restaurant for a dinner. Mother being very old and weak, while eating, she dropped food on her dress. The people in the restaurant watched her in disgust while her son was calm. After she finished eating, her son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took his Mom to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed her hair and fitted her spectacles firmly. When they come out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that. The son settled the bill and started walking out with his Mother. At that time, an old man amongst the people who were having dinner, called out to the son and asked him, “Don’t you think you have left something behind?”. The son replied, “No sir, I haven’t”. The old man retorted, “Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every Parent”. The restaurant went silent. One mistake one should never EVER make. Being ashamed of your parents. Too many people are too quick to upload a picture of someone they just met a week ago on Social Media, but ashamed of showing the world a picture of someone who carried them for 9 months. To care for those who once cared for us is one of the highest honors. We all know, how our parents cared for us for every little things. Some went as far as selling Tomatoes so we can get a better education, and today we are ashamed of them. We don’t want to walk with them in public. BE PROUD OF YOUR PARENTS
once you start working you
owe black people cold drink
U can never b ugly nd still b poor
😁😁😁😁😁😁.
Two withcraft at the same time
Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while,
but they hold their hearts forever !!
You are not black enough if the night before a school trip
you don’t dream about the bus leaving you behind.
Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
If You Are Born Poor, It’s Not Your Mistake 😐
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But If You Die Poor, My Friend It’s Your Mistake
A Boy’s Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Beautiful Girl In Crowd,
But A Boy’s Heart Is Slower Than Governments Bus While Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly Loves.
It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment
I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator
Ghost 1: Hi
Ghost 2: Hey
Ghost 1: How did you die?
Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in the frigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, it started freezing, and then, i couldn’t breathe again… I died of suffocation.
Ghost 1: Wow…. what a sad way to die.
Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?
Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.
Ghost 2: What happened?
Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man’s pair of shoes, then, I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house cos my neighbour told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched in the kid’s room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning, I couldn’t find him and I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.
Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you had checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!!
I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa
Life always offers you a second chance.
It’s called tomorrow..
I mistakenly sent someone R 5000 through
e Wallet…in fact should I say I sent R5000to
a wrong number. After realizing this, I
calmed down and sent him/her this text
message: “Hello Dear, I hope you got the
membership welcome fee of R5000 to our
Satanism Church. We are glad and looking
forward to having you with us. That is just
the beginning of the richest life you are
about to start living. We hope you are as
excited to be joining our church as we are.
As I just said, that is a welcome salary. We
are having a meeting tonight whereby we
will slaughter 3 people in celebration of the
start of this month. Please invite over any
female person you may be close to. Lets
meet tonight at 8pm at YOUR PLACE. If you
haven’t shown any interest in our church
and you believe this is a mistake, kindly send
the money back to this number otherwise
welcome to our Church. See you tonight.” 10
Minutes later, I got a message saying send
another R5000 my friend is also interested’. I
fainted, people are so broke these days.
Cold season chapter 1 verse 5 says ”
He who has looked at the soap and water has already bathed”
