Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
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People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.
But There Is
When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.
And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.
And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!
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Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and
go where your heart takes you
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I’m tired of begging everyone in this World I’ll start to live my own life from today
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I’ll even Carry my own Coffin 🤨
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Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, “i wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here.”
The second one says, “i wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here.”
The third one says, “l wanna be a boxer.” The others look confused and ask, “Why do you want to be a boxer?”
He proudly replies, “So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.”😂
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After Your First Night With Him,
On Your Way Home You See His Post
“Done And Dusted”🙆
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Stop being available for people who only remember u when they need something from u.
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My boyfriend lost his job yesterday.
Should I run away now or wait a bit
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NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days
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If you are single, join us, gather here and let’s cry…
Someone might like you and pick you…
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The worst feeling that no one knows what happened inside you ..
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If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?
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I want a crazy and strong wife whereby if we start fighting,
the loser will have to prepare dinner and wash plates..
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Swazi men don’t propose anymore…
They’ll just start calling u baby…
Then boom u are in a serious relationship
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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A sceptical man came and asked the computer, “Where is my father?” The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with, “Your father is fishing in Michigan.” The sceptical man said triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.” “No” replied the super computer immediately, “Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout!”
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It’s easy to flirt, easy to cheat and easy to get what you want. But having someone who’s truly sincere, honest and consistent, that’s rare. So if you have them, keep them. Don’t ever play with their heart and feelings. Because in the end, you’ll surely regret it.
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