Age is sn issue of mind over matter
if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter
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A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate. The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease. He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days. When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs. After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said “If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.” The old man replied, “I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because GOD let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!”
We rarely thank GOD for these things which are indeed great favours. Let us ask GOD to grant us the ability to recognize His bounties and thank Him often.
And He gave you of all that you asked for, and if you count the blessings of GOD, never will you be able to count them, they are more than the sand in the ocean
Be a friend with stupid people and feel like a genius everyday!
I went for a job interview the other day. They asked me what my greatest weakness was.
I replied, “I tend to ask too many questions, why do you ask?
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
An accident occurred, 11 persons were injured, 14 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer R50,000 to the injured and R6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bro, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”
I am ready to sleep forever and ever,
if you just want to be with me in my dreams.
One day you’ll inbox me
I would be married
So use this time wisely now
Yeses:
When I was Younger :•
I’d put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my arms 💪
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose❎🚫
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once😔
• Waited behind a door 🚪 to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out 🚶 .
• Faked being asleep, so I couldbe carried to bed🏠
• Used to think that the moon🌚followed our car🚗
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off💢.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window 💦 pretending itwas a race 🏁 .
• The only thing i had to takecare of was a school bag 👝 .
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree 🎄 was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off😜👀.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed😕, Walked out,and then remember😮.
If u really went through this can u drop a”HI”
If you see me walking in public,
just come to me and say, “Heita,
I am your Facebook friend”
than looking at me as if I stole your kidney.
Nothing kills relationships faster than having no time
and attention for your partner.
If someone really loves you, they will find a way to
make time for you no matter how busy they are
When she says she’s a virgin then you tryna
be romantic by licking her tits
then boooom!!! Tswerrrr Milk
Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮
I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs
Did You Know?
In FIFA If the black Guy
wins the ball , commentators are Like, “He
steals the ball from the opponent..”,
but the
white guy they be Like, “what a Great
tackle.”
A man was watching a movie at home, and
suddenly shoutsNoooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you
watching?”He answered “our wedding
DVD”
If You’ve Never Forged Your Parents Signature in High School. You’re Not Black Enough