How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend.
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=> Remove The Your Password On Your Phone. 😕
==> Give Her The Phone. 😑
=> Leave The Rest To God!
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When turning on stove
White’s:1..2..3..4..5..6
Black’s:0..6
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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
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If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint,
Your Home Will Look Colorful.
But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag,
The Whole World Will Look Colorful.
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Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.
whenever their parents enter their room
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Let’s fall in love with no cheats, no flex, just private ft.
true feelings.
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True friends are like mornings,
You cant have them the whole day,
But you can be sure,
They will be there when you wakeup tomorrow,
Next Year And Forever…..
MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP CONTINUE TO BLOSSOM FOREVER……. Amen
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Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect
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Classy girls don’t have any tattoos Because no one can intentionally scratch a Benz or a private jet
If you have tattoos, you are probably a rubbish lorry or kombi
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No matter how much money your girlfriend makes,
give her money because your Money tastes sweeter.
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Just because I’m not your boyfriend it doesn’t mean
you’re not my girlfriend
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My wife took my phone and deleted my
girlfriend
Busi’s number and saved her own number
as
Busi.
You see, someone had told my wife about
Bisi
my girlfriend but I didn’t know.
I then got an SMS from Busi asking for
mobile
money R2500.
I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I
needed
R2500. for an emergency. I told her that my
Friend was sick and needed the money
urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to
send it to the account number written in the
message.
She did not acknowledge receipt of the
money.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I
kept
wondering if Busi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had
received
the money. Her response was, *”Call me
now.”*
I got out of the house to make the call.
You can imagine my horror when my wife
answered the call instead of Busi!!!
It’s been three days and I’m still standing
outside.
I don’t know how to get back into my own
house!!!
* Any advice for me please?
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Better sit in a bar and think about God
than thinking of beer while in church
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Everyday passes by and i am one step closer to the best thing in my life.
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Bay of Bengal is in which state..
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Liquid state
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Bare ” schools are still closed but someone
already missed her periods
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