Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.
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4 things you can’t recover in life:
• Words after they’re said.
• Moments after they’re missed.
• Actions after they’re done.
• Time after it’s gone.
So, choose to be careful of what you say, what you do, and what you let pass by… You may not be able to get it back.
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You make me feel whole.
When you’re not around,
I feel like a part of me is missing.
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Tell your girlfriend “I LOVE YOU”. She will say “I LOVE YOU TOO”. Tell her ” I MISS YOU”. She will say “I MISS YOU TOO”. Tell her ” I love you soo much”. She will say “I love you more and more”. Now tell her ” Am sending you $100 on your Mobile money”. If she says am sending you too more, My brother I will leave my country
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So you caught your boyfriend sleeping
with another girl because you denied him *** and you have the guts to say he is cheating..! 
~•~
So if electricity
company refuses to give electricity should he not use a generator? 
~•~
Be fair my sister..
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My friend walked in as I was taking out pizza from the fridge ,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge
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everywhere I go, I see another memory.
and all the places we used to go, they’re always there to haunt me
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Dating a vegetarian gal is very hard.
Yesterday I bought her flowers and ate them.
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Company of good people is like*
*Walking in a shop of*
*Perfume.*
*Whether you buy it or not,*
*You are bound to receive the *Fragrance.*
*Have a nice day…*
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When someone is in a bad mood,
look them in the eyes and
tell them to smile.
They will always smile and
cheer up a bit.
Good Morning.
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My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread
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It’s sad when people decide to
play with “feelings” instead of toys.
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Cheating is old fashion…settle down,
support each other, get money and be happy together
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*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*
Please give me $100
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My phone just fell down from the table,
so I’m checking if my Facebook friends are not injured…,
Are you okay guys?…..
Please reply me,because I’m worried. _
I care about you_*
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People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.
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