When She’s Explaining How Her Man Played Her,,
And You Gotta Act Surprise Like Aint Gonna Do The Same

Why Can’t Trees Give Off Something Useful 😕 ,
Like Wi-Fi ?

When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!

Dating a guy on social media without seeing each other
is like having a spiritual husband!

I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking

*When I was small, they told me that if I laugh at people’s conditions, I will be like them in future!*
*All my life, I have been laughing at Obama 50 cents , Tigerwoods , Bill Gates nd Donald Trump but am yet to see any changes in me!*
*Or am I not laughing enough?*

I need a girlfriend
who works at the radio station📻
even when she says”Love I’m at work”
I just turn on the radio,just to be sure

Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”