When Your Phone Rings By Mistake in Church ,
Everybody Starts Looking At You As
if You Are Being Called By SATAN!!

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday😊..!!

At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Wreezy, How are You😎?”

The wife asks, “How does he know you😐?

Wreezy says, “Oh dear, I play football with him🤗.”

Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Wreezy😉?”

Wreezy says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Salt Team😀.”

Next a stripper Says, “Hi Wreezy! Do You Crave the Special Again😋🍑??”

The Wife storms🤚😏 out dragging Wreezy with her & jumps into a taxi.

The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Wreezy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time🤚..”

Wreezy’s Funeral is on Saturday

Bank queues are so long, you will shela a Girl,
go on a date, fall in love, fight, make up and fight again and break up
before you get to the ATM😂😂😂

Nobody Keeps in Touch Like A Woman You Promised To Send Money.
They Be Like “Hey Hunny Did You Enjoy Your Day Tomorrow?

An illiterate father with his
educated son went on a camping
trip.
They set up their tent and fell
asleep.
Hours later.. Father wakes his son
and asks:
“Look up to the sky and tell me what
you see.”
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells that
there are millions of planets and
galaxies.
Father slaps the son hard and says:
“Idiot, someone has stolen our
tent!”
LESSON: EDUCATION ruins COMMON
SENSE

African parents don’t kiss or hug each other but boom!
•°•
They be having 12 children..!!?

A new sign in the Bank reads:
‘Please note that this Bank is
installing new Drive-through cash
machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their
accounts.
After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have
been developed. Please follow the
Appropriate steps for your gender.’
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. LOWER your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter
PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Raise window.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Put hand brake on, put the window
down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents
on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you
will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into
machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier
access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN .
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct
PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make-up in rear view
mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate
purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque
book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check make-up.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull
off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Hand Brake.

Today i wanna try something new
like sleeping on the ironing board

in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

Dating two short girls 👭 at the same time is not cheating.
Look at it ½ + ½ = 1