MEDICAL FACTS“`*

“`Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise safe sex regularly, you will still die when your time comes

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

Most relationships are psychological:
One partner is ‘Psycho’ and the Other one is ‘Logical’…💑
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Be honest which one are you? 💁

Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church

If we’re dating and your family likes me
if we break up we gonna be siblings,
I can’t loose a good family just because
of your stubbornness

I’ve got a couple of goldfish as pets. I call them one and two.
That way if one dies I’ve still got two

My sister stop asking guys what they do
for a living, they will lie, just take them to
bed and count how many round they can
go
1 round – rich guy
2 rounds – doing well in life
3rounds – unemployed
4rounds – broke as hell
Don’t be deceived by there looks

You will buy sachet water and finish it at once.
but when you buy table water,
u will be opening and closing it as if its doctor’s prescriptioN

Her: i want us to be more than friends
Me: so now you want to be my cousin