No regrets.
Just lessons learned.
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This December it’s not December we usually buy at Woolworths
this one was bought at Chinese shop I am telling you.
Go rata dilo tse di cheap look now
Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their
hands during praise an worship just to
show guys they have no rings
when tinkerbell said
“if you have to choose between me and her, choose her. because if you really loved me, there wouldn’t be another choice”
i felt that.
I don’t hate Peoples ,
I just love Peoples who loves me
I think my girlfriend is selling Goats
and never bothered to tell me about it
because a guy just texted her now
ask if the goat is still around
Men……………
•Once you lie😪 to a woman, you lose her trust🙄
•Once you disrespect😏 a woman, you lose her respect🤗
•Once you break a woman’s heart💔, she will never ever love💕 you the same!!!
Always handle her with extra care🤗
Apart from “Send me money for transport i’ll come” which other robbery without violence do you know?
I’ve Never Seen An Ambulance At The Petrol Station
Do Those Vehicle’s Use Blood?
There is no better proof of love than standing in front of someone and showing your soul.
This sanitizer make security guards behave like doctors
they hey come let me sanitashi you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Two mad men organised to run away🏃 from the mental Hospital, they started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate , beat up the security😎 then open the gate and run away
….. When they reached the gate the security was not there and the gate was wide open …they said “SHIT our plan has failed
, let’s go back we’ll try again tomorrow”
My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”
A Father Passing By His Teenage Daughter’s Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Neat And Tidy.
Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Pillow.
It Was Addressed”Dad”. With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands:
Dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I’m Writing You, But I’m Leaving Home.
I Had To Elope With My New Boyfriend Randy Because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
I’ve Been Finding Real Passion With Randy And He Is So Nice To Me.
I Know When You Meet Him You’ll Like Him Too – Even With All His Piercings, Tattoos, And Motorcycle Clothes.
But It’s Not Only The Passion Dad, I’m Pregnant And Randy Said That He Wants Me To Have The Kid And That We Can Be Very Happy Together.
Even Though Randy Is Much Older Than Me (Anyway, 42 Isn’t So Old These Days Is It?), And Has No Money, Really These Things Shouldn’t Stand In The Way Of Our Relationship,
Don’t You Agree?
Randy Has A Great Cd Collection; He Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood For The Whole Winter.
It’s True He Has Other Girlfriends As Well But I Know He’ll Be Faithful To Me In His Own Way.
He Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And That’s Now One Of My Dreams Too.
Randy Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn’t Really Hurt Anyone And He’ll Be Growing It For Us And We’ll Trade It With Our Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Want.
In The Meantime, We’ll Pray That Science Will Find A Cure For Aids So Randy Can Get Better; He Sure Deserves It!!
Your Loving Daughter,
Rosie.
PS: Dad, None Of The Above Is True.
I’m Over At The Neighbor’s House.
I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life Than My Report Card That’s In My Desk Drawer.
Please Sign It And Call When It Is Safe For Me To Come Home.
I Love You Dad
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”
Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”
Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”
Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”
Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK . . . ”
Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”
Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”
Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”
Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”
Wife: “So am I lying? ”
Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”
Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?
HUBBY: “Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?.”
Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”
Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”
Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”
Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.
Dedicated to all married men . . .
Thank you for always being patient with your wives . .
Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly