BEST WAY TO PROPOSE! u tek the gal to the sea. U make her get into a boat. U take the boat to the midle of the ocean. U kindly say, “Marry me or leave my boat”
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Funny guys are dangerous😂😂
They’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh….
Then boom you’re naked
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Women who fall in love with rich married men or only date men who drive nice cars must never criticize prostitutes; they are in the same profession. The only difference is that they work in the private sector while prostitutes are in the public sector!
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Whatever you do always give 100% …..
Unless you are donating blood
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When you’re ugly you’re ugly the is Nothing can change that.
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Friend : Bro, college vale koi LGBT certificate maang rahe hai!
After 10 minutes I realized, that he meant Eligibility Certificate.
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Welcome to South Africa where
(1). Young girls look forward to putting their signatures on Social Grants than JOB CONTRACTS,
(2). Beer is more important than water,
(3). Arbotion is legal, yet murder is illegal,
(4). Rape and other crime rate is higher than education,
(5). Getting a smart phone is greater than achieving a degree,
(6). Beautiful girls are getting 100+ LIKES on social networks everyday, while the ugly ones are getting DEGREES and getting MARRIED every weekend,
(7). Losing a phone is more painful than losing virginity,
(8). Pizza deliveries are faster than an emergency response
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When he knows when your periods end but
doesn’t know your birthday
my sister run away and never look back.
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Dear Alcohol
We had a deal where you would make me funnier,
smarter and a better dancer……..
I saw the video of myself……. We need to talk.
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
8) try to use prostitutes for sexual needs to avoid imali yekhanda and unnecessary use of money
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why do you have your destiny..
Learning from the sea,
who is a find stone for hitting..!
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If you cheated on her and she dumps you then
after few month you ask for love back and
she agrees, just know she’s gonna pay revenge..
it’s her turn now my nigga.
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Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.
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Self-care should always be a top priority. You are capable of nearly anything, but not everything. Trying to please everyone is not a healthy option. Don’t forget to put your needs first. – Vex King
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I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband’s pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, they find chalks and list of noise makers😅
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Her: I saw the iPhone X at the mall today,
iyohh baby
Me: Okay baby, I’ll give you taxi money k’sasa
so you can go see it again
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