All relationships have problems.
It just depends if you two are strong enough to get through them together.
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After church on Sunday, Skebhe’s wife saw her husband sitting quietly at the sitting room. She got concerned and decided to ask him, “Darling, why are you sitting so quiet?
What is it that is bothering you?”
Skebhe replied, “I’m still thinking about what the pastor said.
It’s making me uncomfortable.”
His wife asked, ”What is it?”
He replied, ”The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but only one woman didn’t want to sleep with him.”
The wife replied, “It must be that Mrs LUKHELE. She thinks she is better than everyone!”
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right, Forget about the ones who don’t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it.
That time when you have been made a boss without idea
A good laugh: On Sunday, I was sitting in a church my friend invited me to, and when it was time for the offering, the offering plate was passed around. The Pastor made a request for gift offering so I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out $20 from my pocket and dropped it in the offering plate. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a $100 bill. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the $100 in the plate and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied “don’t mention it; be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket” Whaaaat???!!!!!…….usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!
Her: bbe im wet
Me : do u need a tissue
Her: im so wet i need something round and big
Me: eh you need the whole roll of tissue
That moment you’re going with bae to the ATM
and you’re silently praying,
“O Lord let this machine swallow my card”
Two Days in A Relationship,
You Already Need 5K Urgently
is That The Registration Fee?🙆
If you are dating a short guy and he cheats,
put his phone on top of the fridge until he behaves..
In America, when two lovers stare at each
other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear
something like :- “Why are you looking at
me, do you want to give me money? ” Life
is so beautiful in Africa.
At childhood
“We cry loudly to get what we like”
But,
“When we grown up,
We cry silently to forget what we like”..!
That’s life…
Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.
Wives are two types
The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, always behaves lovingly, and even if the husband is angry, keeps smiling😃
The second type
Is the one that everyone has
For A Girl Who Says,
All Men Are The Same Should Be Asked,
Who Told Her To Try All Of Them.
Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.
In South Africa once the pee is not Yellow we don’t flush
.
Water 💦 is scarce