My sister stay away from a relationship
where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”

In 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakovivi scov kintayionshinkov Why you skiped the name?
I will not complete the story

A man buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps
people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps son)
Son: Okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your son”!
(Robot slaps mom).

You cheat on my homie I tell him ASAP.
He cheats on you thats none of my business

Everyone hate corruption until they benefit from it …
tell me about your driver’s license

People: “You apologize a lot..!!” 💁🤷🤔
~•~
Me: “Sorry”

Have you noticed?
Nobody Drinks alcohol
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!

When your heart is healed and you hear him say ′′ hey you!”

Ladies who think that men with cars they got money…..
happy children day to you!!!!

1 packet of mazimba for lunch its enough for me

You don’t realise you need a new underwear
until you’re in a relationship