Why Can’t Trees Give Off Something Useful 😕 , Like Wi-Fi ?

A lot of people think strippers are whores, you will be shocked to find most whores work in offices, hospitals, Continue Reading..

Dear Girls. When we send you smses and you blue tick us, you must know that we are moving on. Continue Reading..

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So Continue Reading..

*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25, Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26, so if you’re single its Continue Reading..

I miss those girls that used to cry after breakups. Girls nowadays just replace you with contestant number two.

Don’t be a boring girlfriend my sister.Sometimes take his phone and delete all female contacts and wait for a fight.

I need to Quit Drinking beer . The problem is people will say I quit bcoz it’s January. So I Continue Reading..