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TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir
He suspended me for 3 weeks
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I always put my music on shuffle
but then get annoyed when
it doesn’t play the songs i want
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Teacher: “If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven Sir”
Teacher: “No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven”
Teacher: “Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven!!!”
Very Angry Teacher: “Where Do You Get Seven From”
Very Angry Pappu: “Because I Already Have One At Home“
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Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others,
and the delight of recognition.
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As the year comes to an end,
I urge you to take care of yourself
and avoid accidents because
spare parts for old models like you
are no longer in stock.
forward to other old models you care about.
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Never miss out on a good person that can make your life great
just because they’re a little difficult.
The good ones never come easy.
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Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because
he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive
Alive
safety competition. Being a ZIMBABIAN , the driver could hardly
believe
his luck. “What are you going to do with your
cash?” asked the traffic cop.
“Well I guess I’m going to get a drivers licence,” he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “He
tries
to be smart when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.” At that moment
there
was a knock from the boot and a voice said, “Are we over the border
yet?”
The cop fainted.
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Treat others with kindness and you will always
leave feeling better than those who do not
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Us men don’t care what other men wear , we don’t care even if a guy repeats clothes infact we don’t even notice that, We understand that every man has his own struggles,We sympathize with each other .. But when it comes Women they gossip about each other,spread lies about each other,Trash talk each other,Make fun of other woman’s struggle,… Very sad
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If I bath at 23:50 
And finish at 00:05
That’s means I have bathed for 2 days 
?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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When a short man married a short woman
What did they expect to give birth to a dwarf of course.
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Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
Wanna workout?
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Dear Grade 12 of 2017 you all have the rights to remain silence this week coz everything that you say could be used against you on the day of results
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Me: Typing……
Her:….. “I already have a
boyfriend… dont type…”
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I’ve Never been so heart broken guys
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