Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot,
she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature
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No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend
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Don’t be a Public Toilet. A place where men go to relieve themselves. Nobody spends much time in public toilets. They’re dirty. Stop putting yourself in a position to be dumped in and dumped on. You’re worth more than ending up as a stain on some man’s mattress. He doesn’t even remember your name…You’re just a stain. Enough is enough. It’s time to get MORE. Get off your back and back on your Pedestal. ❤
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Cheating is easy , try sumthing
More challenging like being
Faithful..!!!
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A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, “Take that sheep to the zoo, now.”
The next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
This policeman stops the guy and says, “What on earth are you doing with that sheep?”
The guy says, “Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I’m taking him to the movies.”
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Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..
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Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.
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Because of load shedding
I’m even afraid of changing my hairstyle
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A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and starts applying her makeup right there in bed…… Husband stares at her and asks “Have you lost your mind ?” She Replies “I need to unlock my phone, it’s on face recognition and it doesn’t recognize me”.
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Take control of your destiny.
Believe in yourself.
Ignore those who try to discourage you.
Avoid negative sources, people, places, & habits
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The setting sun reminds me of our last meeting..
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Girlfriend giving house directions to
her Boyfriend:
“come to the front gate of my
apartment where you dropped me,
look for flat 9A,
you’ll find a lift on your right. Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW…
And get out of the lift you’ll find my
flat on left.
hit the doorbell with your ELBOW &
I’ll get to open the door for you”
Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my
ELBOWS only?
Girl Friend: “OMG!! Are you coming empty handed?
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A man with money can change a broke woman’s life…A woman with money wont even look at broke man
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Having an “Ex” as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick.
Once you feel thirsty you will eventually chew it my friend.
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Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is
Battery Full
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Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year
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