Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith

Guys imagine, the phone I bought with my own money
is now correcting my English

At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace.
*The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor*.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom’s mother fainted. The bridal trail scooted towards the door.The groom’s men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
*The woman replied, “I can’t hear from the back.*”

Every girl did this: “chomi, call him
and tell
him that I’m crying”

Colleagues Bill,Jim and Scott are attending a convention together and staying in a Hotel suit on the top of a 75-storey skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they’re shocked to hear the lifts in their hotel are out of order and that they have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill says to Jim and Scott ”lets break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concestrating on something intresting i’ll tell jokes for 25 storeys,Jim can sing songs for 25 and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stops telling jokes and Bill begins to sing. At 51th floor Jim stops singing and Scott begins to tell sad stories ”I’LL TELL MY SADDEST STORY FIRST” I LEFT OUR ROOM KEY AT THE RECEPTION

If you want to be happy for a short time, GET DRUNK…
If you want to be happy for a long time, FALL IN LOVE…
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don’t even think of these 2..!

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital

In 2020 we date our cousins we are tired of being hurt by strangers

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
1.bride relatives
2.Groom relatives
I entered the one written “groom relatives” and found two more doors
1.ladies
2.men
I went through the one for “men” only to find two more doors
1.people with gifts
2.people without gift
I went through the one written “people without gifts” and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
“So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”