Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy… What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

BREAKING NEWS
Gauteng Police just found two heads in a student’s bag coming from a well known casino… The student is believed to be a grade 11 pupil which cannot be named at this point.The young student, about 17 years old, got into a uber with a big handbag from the casino heading towards town but the taxi driver felt a strong smell of human blood coming from her handbag… She claimed she was going to deliver some meat to a friend whom she identified as Phelisa. She claimed she works for a butchery part time on weekends and the smell was coming from the meat she was carrying!The horrible smell made the uber driver highly suspicious because he once worked as a mortuary attendant so he was very familiar with the smell of heads. He insisted to check the bag and discovered the two heads. The girl, was held and taken to the police station.Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening, One of the Police officials was shocked when he opened the 17-year-old girl’s bag and found two (2) heads…In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads, it was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.
Thank you very much for your attention!!! But you like stories huh🙄🙄Now you can continue what you were doing.

You’re Single at the age of 35 yet you still ask guys “Where did you get my number?” 😟😟
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Yeeer Gogo you’re stubborn

I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.

Being cheated on by the girl u love will humble you..,
You will find yourself asking your dog:
“Please tell me.. how do u treat your bitch?”

You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your
“working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”

I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.