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How are you ..
She asks…
Love you and cant live without you..
Silent Screams …
Within my heart !!
Rich’s wife was pregnant
Wife: “darling, guess what?☺
Rich: “what?”😶
Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I’m pregnant with a set of twins”😊☺😊
Rich: “Really? Two babies??”😨
Wife: “so who’s the father of the second child??
If you love her, never fill her ears with lies,
her mouth with words,
her eyes with tears,
her mind with confusion and her heart with pain.
Once dated a taller girl..sweet until we
were arguing one day & she held my ps4
controller high in the air & i couldn’t
reach..we broke up
A girl returns home after
15 years!
Father : where
the hell have u been all
this years?*angry* Girl: I
was working as a
PROSTITUTE in the U.S.A.
Father: wtf?? Get out of
my house u whore, I dont
want to see your face
again
Girl: *cryn*, before I
go dad. I came to give u a
$5 million cheque, n here
is a $1million for my
brother. I had build a big
house for u in the
northern surburbs wit
evrything in it includin a
ferarri n a Bugatti. Bye
dad
Father: what kinda
work u said u where doin
*smilin*
Grl: a PROSTITUTE
dad*cryn out loud*
Father: Come n give daddy
a big hug, I thought u said
u where a ” PROTESTANT
This “Ha ha ha” reaction imoji does not have teeth.
I think its from Capetown.
If Your Man Can’t Afford you,
Afford Your Self My Sister
You are Not His Debit order
If u don-t have a girlfriend
u wil miss something in Life..
if u Have a GF then u will miss Everything in Life
I hate it when people say morning instead of good morning, morning what? Morning glory, morning after pill morning sickness…what ?
People only realize what they had after they lose it
so hold on what you have and never ever let it go.
Our frustration is greater when we have much and want more than when we have nothing and want some. We are less dissatisfied when we lack many things than when we seem to lack but one thing.
I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer
I Don’t Care Whether We Started Dating 10min Ago ”
I Can’t Live Without You And We’ve Been Through A Lot”
I inboxed this girl 4 years back and she didn’t bother responding😑
Now I’ve put my uncle’s BMW on my profile picture and now she responded saying: “eish sorry there’s a problem of network here, I’m fine and you?”.
Never give people permission to disrespect you….