First year University of Venda medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
Professor Rainbow started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, “The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body.” For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body’s ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then professor Rainbow looked at them & said: “The most important 2nd Quality is “Observation”. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger… Now learn to pay attention!!
“ALL the students fainted!!

You don’t realise you need a new underwear
until you’re in a relationship

To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook

Your importance in a black family is when
you bring in money. Expect the worst
when you’re unemployed.

That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car

Teacher : Yes, class today i want
everyone of you to give me an
example of things that we Can SUCK..
BRIAN : An Ice-cream..
Teacher : Good
Teacher,, Yes Jane..
Jane : Sweets..
Teacher : Oooh, very Good jane
Jacky raised his Hand.
Teacher : Yes jacky?
Jacky : Light Bulb..
The Teacher got interested and
said,”Oooh, No Little jacky, Why do
you think that a Light Bulb can be Sucked?”
Jacky answered,”Well Ma’am,
yesterday night i Passed near my Parents’
Bedroom and overheard my Mum, telling My
Dad, “SWEET HEART,
Please turn the Light off I Wanna Suck that
Thing..!!”” .

If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!

Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.

That moment when a tall girl sends you her
picture and when you view it you see “page 1 of
3” at the bottom of the picture