This December it’s not December we usually buy at Woolworths
this one was bought at Chinese shop I am telling you.
Go rata dilo tse di cheap look now

I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card

My guy!
Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a
nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

Have you noticed when a rich guy posts something on fb. They all rush to comment, “its true boss” or “you are right boss” even if it doesn’t make sense. But for those that are not rich like me,we have to be extra funny or making a lot of sense just to get people’s reactions.
My brother, its not easy to be poor.trust me

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone??
Me: I lost my memory card

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.

She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady,
‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman,
‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
‘Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.’

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,
‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.’

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;
‘Do you have vagina’?
‘Yes, actually I have one,’ she says.

The man replies..
‘Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’

#husband fainted#

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say…

Then, please be assured that the Weed you have just smoked is of SUPER QUALITY!

Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect

My neighbour wants to consult a Witch Doctor for his lost chicken..!
For a chicken that was not even delicious!

This lockdown made me stay home and spend time with my family in the dinning room.. They’re actually quite and nice I didn’t even know my sister has a child

If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

Dear Ladies. 😟
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If your boyfriend doesn’t post you on social media, That means he is protecting someone’s else feelings. Trust Me Onale Side Chick
😭😭😭
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Finish and kraal. 😊
Can i get amen

Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!