Do you ever put your arms out and spin and spin and spin?
Well that’s what love is like. Everything around you tells you
to stop before you fall, but you just keep going. “
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Sometimes people forget to be themselves
i Just Met A Lady Who’s Name is “Nomshado” And i Am Asking Myself What Was Going Through Her Parents’s Minds When They Named Her
If a girl changes clothes in front of you, then she’s either really interested, or thinks of you as just a friend.
Or hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
I don’t trust anyone.
Even the Devil was once an Angel.
She told me that she can’t visit men.
So I asked, are u a virgin? She said no, then I asked but how you lose your virginity? She blocked me🤦🏽♂️
*Couldn’t stop laughing*
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: “One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You”….. He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest… “Father, please come with me. Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: “One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You’………… Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: “What About The Two At The Gate?” You should’ve seen the marathon…
They should have just let me study medicine with my level 2 maths. I was just gonna focus on small diseases like flu and headache
Keep believing that all girls are after your money till u End up marrying
the one that is after your life stingy man!
When a taxi driver won’t get to where your going,he will stop a taxi for you which will get you to your destination. So in relationships if you won’t get to the promised Land of marriage, please hook us up with the correct people going to the marriage destination as well and we don’t waste each other’s time
Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best
You can’t be a Nurse and be ugly at the same time 😕
I mean We can’t be afraid of needles and you !!!
90% of what is considered IMPOSSIBLE” os infact possible.
The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time & technology.
When he says “You are the only woman in
his life” well, My Sister. it is true he is not
lying because the others are girls
I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. 😂 😂 😂
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Because some ladies are looking like poor Somalians.
Whereas others are looking like divorced Indians.
Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉
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She could be a holy hoe