I don’t take someone’s boyfriend 🤔 I take a boyfriend who will always say he loves me 🤗 when I look at his left hand, I don’t see a ring 💍 when I look at his face 🙄 I don’t see Someone’s name 🗣️ so what do you say I took your man, please bring the album of your wedding pictures please 👏

No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat

A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife.The
Audience was in shock and
silence.He then added: “She was my
mother.”(A big round
of applause and laughter
roared).A very daring husband
tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to
his wife in the kitchen; Best years of my life
were spent in
the arms of a woman, who
wasn’t my wife. Standing for a
moment, trying to recall the
second line of that speaker, by the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns
of hot water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste.

Woman who eat soil. Can you try to upgrade your self
and try some expansive things like “Cement”?😂

I think FM stands for free mode.
That’s why radios don’t show pictures.

what is happiness ….
happiness is when ur ex is dating some1 u can draw wit ur left hand

Keep on forgiving him while
you still looking for someone to replace him.

if Your Mom Doesn’t Complain About You Using Your Phone Too Much ,
Just Know That You Are Adopted 😏 ..
Don’t Argue With Me ✋ , Go Ask Your Father

Men’s reasoning vs Women reality:
Pregnant Wife calls her drinking husband
Her: where are you!?
Him: I’m at the club, drinking beer
Her: The Baby is coming..
Him : No, no, no,!! He won’t be allowed, he’s under 18