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I may not be the PERFECT ONE for you.
But I will always try to be the RIGHT ONE for you.

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Our kids are in trouble 😳😳😳… Nigerian volunteer teachers coming

How Nigerians pronounce English words:

1. Diz hwan – This one
2. Ozzband – Husband
3. Gugu – Google
4. Broader – brother
5. Con son- concern
6. Save johnny – safe journey
7. Order shy knees – other Chinese
8. Lukatit – look at it
9. More door – mother

Lastly…….most hilarious!!!!

10. Salt of free car – South Africa!!!!

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Two old couples got together to reminiscent about the old times and laugh about life. One of the gentlemen, Harold, started raving about this great restaurant he and his wife visited not too long ago. “Really?” The other old man asked. “What was the name of this place?” Harold thought for a second before asking, “what do you call those flowers that smell really good?”

“Which ones?” The other guy asked. “Daisy?”

“No, that’s not it.” “Tulip?”

“No, that doesn’t sound right either.” “Rose?”

“Yes!” Harold snapped his fingers. “That’s it!” Harold turns to his wife and asked, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”

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One morning A Lady is always in Church, wearing faded jeans, an old T-shirt and slippers. She comes to clean and arrange the seats, decorate and clean the pulpit whenever it is dirty. For six years, she never missed a single Saturday coming to clean the Church. One Saturday, a young man walked into the Church while she was still arranging the chairs. He went and sat down watching as the lady was working. He was impressed that a lady who looked quite beautiful even in the old clothes and a scarf over her hair could be so dedicated to her work in Church. He thought within himself that this was an unfortunate lady who probably had no one take care of her schooling and could probably be an orange seller or some petty trader struggling to make ends meet at the market stall. He watched and within his heart felt he knew what God wanted him to do. When he had felt a compulsion to come very early to Church, he had not understood but now he thought he did. He went back to his car and took out Naira notes. When the lady finished her work and was about leaving, he called her and commended her for her service and gave her the notes.
She respectfully declined the notes but he insisted pressing it into her hands. He asked if she lived close so he could go drop her. She thanked him and told him that her car was outside, but he did not understand what she had just said. He walked her out determined to find out all he could about this lady that God wanted him to help change her level. They walked out of the Church with him telling her where he worked and how God had asked him to come early to Church that day and how he believed God is directing him to help make a big difference in her life. He was so busy talking he had not realized they had walked directly to a BMW X6 2017 limited Edition parked under trees in the parking lot. The car made his one year old Benz look like a worn out wheelbarrow. The lady opened the driver’s door stepped in and handed over her card to the man and said, “I believe God sent you here for a purpose, but I do not think it was to change my level, most likely it was to change yours.” I am tempted to say it took a forklift to shut the young man’s mouth and move him from the place he was glued to as the lady drove off. God had a purpose for bringing him to Church that morning and that purpose was to teach him humility which he learned well. Many times we think so highly of ourselves that where God sends us to learn we go trying to teach. We always imagine ourselves as teachers, never as students. Oh,Lord teach us to be humble. God bless have a blessed week ahead

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I’m just here to remind you that “I will never leave you” has left you..!

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Nothing better than seeing the softer side
of someone only shown to You.

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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically..

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She waits till you say Hi! So that she can say Hi! too . She waits till you say i love you so that she can say i love you too .🙄
Everything she says after you’ve said .My Brother if you are not dating an ECHO then its a parrot …

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You know what sis?

Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.

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Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you

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Girls tell us how do you survive 5 days without going to the toilet
when you at your boy’s crib?

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No matter Hw heard the situation u will surely get out off it

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Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father

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Silence is the language of God,
all else is poor translation

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boyfriends message : Babe I was
involved in an accident Palesa took me
to the hospital😭.
the doctors say I’m in a bad state, left
arm broken😓, cervical dislocation,😞 few
facial injuries and they have to
amputate my left leg.😭
°°°°°°°
Girlfriends message : Who is Palesa😐😠????

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