Life is all about making choices. Always do your best to make the right ones, and always do your best to learn from the wrong ones.
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They’ll investigate why you’re rich
but they will never investigate why you’re poor!!
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You cannot always wait for the perfect time.
Sometimes you must dare to jump
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Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed ‘jah bles’ and ran out of the room & came back with a bucket of water & poured t on his wife’s private parts.*
*The frightened wife shouted ‘watagwan wat u rasta man do dat 4?’ the man answered,* *bomboclat woman dis ting too sweet me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic sweet tings nah good fi mi rastaman……..
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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church
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Men don’t print Airtime.
If he doesn’t call you, call him. Trust me you won’t die!
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December visitors never leave
until the fridge is completely empty
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I owe myself an apology for all the
lame shit I let slide and all the shit
I chose to deal wit and accept.
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You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement
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-If he left once, Never trust him.
He’ll leave again.
He wouldn’t have left you if he cares ..
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One day, Korack Was in Class when the Teacher Walked In. After Teaching for sometime, the teacher Decided to Make the Class an Interactive One. Here’s what ensued…
TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist?🤔
Only Korack Raised up his Hand.✋🏼
TEACHER: Is it only Korack who’s in this class?Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Korack.😐
TEACHER: Ok Korack, Answer the Question. But before you do, take this Cane and Beat Everybody in the Class with it.😬😬
Korack, filled with Happiness, did as his Teacher said and beat all His Classmates with the cane in his Hands.😀😁
TEACHER: Now you can answer the question Korack Tell these Dumb Students Who a Pharmacist is.😚☺🙂
KORACK: “A Pharmacist is a Farmer who Assist People.”😕😕
The teacher fainted!😆😂
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Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.
Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.
Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.
“Today’s Lesson Learned“
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Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance.
“Address?”
“Eucalyptus rd”
“Spell it please” .
“I’ll drag her to Oak rd can u pick her up there?”
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The Poor can never get broke,
the word will always be ‘mean,
am broke right now but
am soon getting a Bugatti’-;)
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Respect the Old when you are Young.
Help the Weak when you are Strong.
Confess you fault when you are Wrong.
Because one day you will be Old, Weak and Wrong..
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Beat An African Black Child And When He Starts Crying , Console Him With Some Sweets And Ask Him Who slapped Him ? 😕😒 He Will Point Another Person 😩😭
That’s How Corruption Started in Africa
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