Son: Dad, what does gay means?
Father: It means to be happy.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
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So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejrietc.And just when you think world has sufferedenough,……………..
Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.
Today I fooled a taxi driver by paying him money
without entering the taxi and I ran away.
Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!
Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery.
Doctor: why
Bambi:am ugly
Doctor: you are not ugly
Bambi:everyone say am ugly
Bambi:no you not ,you are fine and strong looking man
Bambi:am a woman
Doctor: you really need it
Never let your background
put your future on ground
I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks
Me : damn nobody ever calls me
Someone calling me
Me: Damn wtf you want
Dear future wife
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May God continue destroying your relationships until we meet!
That annoying voice people use when talking to a baby..!
If you can love the wrong person that much,
Imagine how much you can love the right one
My Problem is Not That Girls Fall During Deliverance,
But The Way They Fall And Still Remember To
Close Their Legs Damn Shit Kills Me
Its necessary to have an underwear
but not necessary to show it off.
After breaking up
Ex bae:hello
Me: hy
Ex bae:wat are you doing
Me: I am at a funeral
Exbae:who died
Me: my feeling for you b****
Ex bae:😢
Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note
Sorry the joke is still under construction….
but do come back tomorrow