This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes & said sweetheart, i have miss my periods” that’s how i fainted & when i woke up in a hospital, I overheard her telling the nurse that “I didn’t know he cared so much about my academic life, all i wanted to tell him was that, i had missed my period 4 math & english, but he fainted before I could finish”
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