I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Be honest Can you kiss your bae during your parents are inside there or to bath during inside your parents when your bae is there?

Slender girls
You are finishing panties for our kids in the shops!!! Grow up and get fat to wear your size nxaaaaaa

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of heart, but who am I to ask. I’m so lucky…
I mean, first I won the lottery and now this!

“Before Posting A Conspiracy Theory. Atleast Post Your Matric Results With Symbols. Imagine Failing Maths Lit Then Suddenly You’re A 5G Expert”

Don’t feel bad if you upload a picture
and nobody comments on it.
Who knows ?
Maybe you left everyone speechless .
I’m Just Saying

man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into Skebhe’s house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a Skebhe and his wife in bed.
.
He orders the Skebhe out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying Skebhe’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
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While he’s in there, Skebhe whispers over to his wife:
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain… do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!”
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Skebhe’s wife responds:
“He wasn’t kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!..

Ever since I finished School I even forgot how to “Reed” and “Rite”

Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?

In an investment seminar a man saw a beautiful lady and fell in love instantly. He proposed to her. However, being a financial planning expert, she asked him about his background….
He said – “..well, I am an ordinary man today, but in a few months, after my ailing father dies, I will inherit a Rs 300 crore property …😊”

The lady was deeply impressed …and they exchanged their business cards…

…and within a month
the lady walked into his house as his step mother…😜

Moral: Investment is subject to market risks…👉😢
Do NOT sell your dream to others before it becomes a reality

Breaking News!!!

A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger

Raise Your Hand If You Also Have That One Chair In Your Room
That’s Always Full Of Clothes