Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.
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Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.
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Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
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A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.
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Don’t lose a good man because you think he can’t afford you 😕…
you are a soul to be loved 💗not a product to be bought
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A Son decides to admit the father in an old age home as desired by his wife (the daughter in law).
He brings his father in the car to an old age home run by a Catholic Priest.
The receptionist gives diff choices like TV, AC , Veg etc. But his Father disagrees to any.
Son goes out to bring luggage from car. The wife goes up to check whether all was fine. And also insists her inlaw need not come home even for festivals .
Then appears this elderly Priest, who came out to have a long chat with the old man. Son wonders and asks the priest whether he knew his father before since they were talking as though they knew each other.
The Priest replies..yes. He came here 30 years back and took with him a very sick orphan boy who everyone else rejected for adoption. This man gave that boy a home and saved his life. He told us “this little boy deserves better, I’ll dedicate my life to make him the wealthiest young man when he turns 25” Then the priest said …I don’t know how long you’ve known him but I can tell you he is a good man.
The boy fell on his knees and begged the old man for forgiveness. The old man looked at him with a smile and said “son I’ve forgiven you. You threw me out of my own home bcos of your wife. Take the house, but know that I’ve removed you from my documents as the sole heir of my empire” I’ve willed all my properties to this orphanage where I now belong.
* Dont pay those who helped you when in need with evil when you find your feet*
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Ladies…
Just because he put an engagement ring💍 on your finger that doesnt mean you must be rude and desrespect other men. You are not married yet but just booked for marriage. Remember booking can be cancelled anytime!!!
Nxaaa stop being n acting weird
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Love is a gamble, you take a chance, let your heart go,
like a dice, you never know the result until the END
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As long as I am not dead
I’ll. .not sleep
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $1,500 or we can have her shipped back home for $50,000.” The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, “why would you spend £50,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $1,500?” The husband replied, “Long ago, a man (JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”
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A game of life is a game of ‘Boomerang’.
Whatever we did, travels a circle and returns back to you.
Be kind, to get kindness in return.
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“You can come if you want” is the MOST disrespectful invitation ever..!
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In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey😂😂😂
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…
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December’s Boyfriend Application forms are now available…😉👌
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The reason why you don’t know some of your relatives is because you are not rich,
make money and see them introducing themselves.
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right, Forget about the ones who don’t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it.
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