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A Psychology Report..
When 2 Couples come face to face……
Wives look at each other-s SARIS
Husbands Look at each other-s WIFE..!!!

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I saw a homeless man sleeping in a tyre,
so I did him a favor and punctured it.
He’s now sleeping in a flat😼

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U don’t understand how hard it is to take selfies
when u are ugly

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Move On, Someone better is waiting for YOU.

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Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle


you can drive it but you’ll never own it

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The person you care for the most,
is the person you’ll let hurt you the most.

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A man was taken to court for offense he committed,
and the defense lawyer asked him,
Mr. Are u guilty or not guilty,
the man shouted sir ,
my name is Frank and not guilty.

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One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgiveness. The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The first man:” I have lied! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the water and was “saved “. Then the second man went up to the Father and said:” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The second man: ” I have stolen from the jeweler’s ! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the holy water and was “saved “. The third man went up to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The third man: ” I peed in the Holy water! “

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Imagine someone with big eyes saying
“I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

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sharing posts is better than to chat a person who’s not interested to talk with u

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I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

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Accounting students walk like
they know the ingredients of making money

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Take the good with the bad,
smile when you are sad,
love what you’ve got and remember what you had.
Always forgive but not forget,
learn from your mistakes never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
but just remember, life goes on.

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Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit-down and shut-up.

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If you are naughty go to your room,
if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂

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Facebook is the only book we read everyday

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