If you see me buying cabage this January,
just know that I will be making salad…..
I will be making a lot salad this January…
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A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in- laws for their good nature.
For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law & jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota corolla parked outside his house with note: From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son in law & jumps in. He too saves her. Next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note : From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by a river with the third son in law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away. Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note:
from your Father In Law!
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The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa
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Employed Beautiful Lady has one☝ Boyfriend.
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Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a team👐 that can challenge Barcelona
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Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You
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Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?
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My best mate Gavin was found
dead this morning after taking an
overdose of heartburn
medication……… I’m so gutted I
cant belive Gav is gone Rip
buddy
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Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
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Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!
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History is made by those
who BREAK THE RULES.
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I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace
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You can’t change people, either you accept who they are or start living life without them..! ☝❤
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This might work:
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At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!
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1⃣. No one has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a perfect way.
☆🌺💛💢💮🌼☆
2⃣. Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.
★🌺💜💢💮🌼★
3⃣. First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
☆🌺💙💢💮🌼☆
4⃣. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
★🌺💚💢💮🌼★
5⃣⃣. Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
☆🌺💗💢💮🌼☆
6⃣. Good people sometimes make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they’re bad people, it means they’re human.
★🌺💖💢💮🌼★
7⃣. You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
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Am hunting for my brother from another mother,
he just won powerball jackpot hle 64mil….please help asap…
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The person you care for the most,
is the person you’ll let hurt you the most.
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ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming
after buying One Pair of Heels!
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