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there’s no Network problem..!!?
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is🍑. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out
Happy moments praise God,
difficult moments seek God,
quiet moments worship God,
painful moments trust God,
every moment thank God,
Good Morning!
If you think i miss you all the time you are wrong
i miss you only when i think about you but Dam it
i think you all the time i miss you sweetheart.
Nobody is better than anybody in this life,
you lack what i have and i have what you lack
so bring your shoulder down let rock it together.😋😋😋😋😋😋
Today was my first time smoking weed!
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits……
I asked them if they’re gay, and they Arrested me😥
Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians
Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. In the word scent, is “S” silent or “C”?
3. If humans evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
4. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
6. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be…congress?
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!
God has a purpose for our pain
A reason for your struggles
And a reward for your faithfulness
Good Morning
People think being alone makes you lonely , but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world
Life is noting. Because today for you tomorrow is for somebody
Ur father’s side of the family might not care about you
but ur mother’s side has the deadliest Snakes hiding behind smiles
Some girls eyebrows are as thick as a slice of polony
cut by your unemployed uncle..!
Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!
For those asking me hore how is 2019 pls stop,
am also new here only 4 days