Every rat’s dreams is to go to Alexandra to further their studies
in messing people’s house engieneering
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Dear: Love ones 😍
One day , all of us will get separated from each other.😭
We Will Miss Our Conversation of everything and nothing and the dreams we had. Days , Months and years will pass until this contact becomes rare.😥
One day , our children will see our pictures and ask:”Who are these people?” And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say :”it was them that I had the best Time of my life ‘
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Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile
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Beautifully with the new year and the other side of things
that you are not working on the other day and time of the day.
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He starts by telling you that you are SEXY. He then removes the ‘Y’ and has SEX with you. After that, he takes ‘S’ and start calling you his ‘EX’.
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THE SUPERIORITY OF DESCENT DRESSING
A girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it, He asked her “What was the 1st thing you did when you bought it?
“I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad” she replied.
“Did someone force you to do so?”
– “No”
“Don’t you think it’s an insult to the manufacturer?”
– “No dad! In fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad”
“Did you cover it because it was cheap & ugly?”
– “Actually, I covered it because I didn’t want it to get damaged and decrease in value.”
“When you put the cover on, didn’t it reduce the iPad’s beauty?”
– “I think it looks better and it is worth it for the protection it gives my iPad.”
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said,
“Yet if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed???”
She was mute…..
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.
Pls protect our young girls by sharing these with our fellow sisters….
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Your boyfriend’s Zambuk container is filled with Vaseline and you think you’re irreplaceable..
Who do you think you are?
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When I grow up i want a son first than a daughter so my son
would beat up anyone that makes my little girl cry
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When you learn to accept instead of expect,
you’ll have fewer disappointments……
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Because of you, half the time I don’t even know that I’m smiling.
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Deep down I’m not ok, I want to make someone’s daughter pregnant but she is on contraceptives 😭😭
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Selfishness of those that always think they knows everything
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Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys
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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.
1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”
2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn’t pick my calls.
I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:
“Hello Sisy, I’m not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off”.
After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:
“Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice any of those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart.”
I just read and didn’t respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn’t answer, then another message from her:
“I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?”
Then i replied, “Okay, you can Send it to My Account so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl’s House because I know them.”
After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.
I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby…..
This January you need to be sharp
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.
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The biggest Mistake a woman can ever make is to love
and give the wrong man a child. Just wish it could Stop.
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