There is no competition in destiny.
Only compete with yourself so that the best of you can show forth.
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If you think ladies are weak……
try to undress her when she is wearing a toned underwear…….!
My brother you will see world war 3💪
I Remember Once My Mom Slapped Me
Because I was crying Because she slapped me.
I love you is better than I need you
Because
If you say I love you there’s a love
And when you say I need you you just want something without love
Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
Spread dis and see the funny replies u get
bck. Please be sincere
No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat
A woman called the police station
one evening
and said, “My husband has gone out
with a
girlfriend and right now am going
after them . I
have a gun and when I find them, I
will kill both
them right away “. The police
asked, “Where
exactly have they gone ?”. Woman
:They went to
watch a certain Comedian show .
The police
rushed quickly and went to the
place and make
sure they arrived earlier than the
woman . When
they reached the place , they took
the mic from
the Comedian and start announcing,
“If there is a
married man here and has come with
a
girlfriend ,you must leave
immediately. Your wife
is coming right now with a gun to shoot
both of
you dead “. The police were
surprised that the
door became small as everyone was
running out
and the show ended because even the
Comedian
himself ran out
Blue tick is nothing have you ever commented on a Post
where they only give attention to certain people’s comments..!
I am Only
Responsible
For What I Say,
Not For What
You
Understand
You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.
REMINDER : If they want to talk to u, they will. If they want to be with u, they will. If they wanted to make things work, they will. Don’t let any relationship you’re involved in to be one sided. It’s not healthy & it’s not fair to u. If ppl don’t support that, let them go
Abe and Sarah lying in bed. Freezing weather.
Sarah says, “ Abe, oy it’s so cold I’m freezing.”
So Abe gets up and gets an extra blanket from the cupboard.
“ Are you a bit warmer, feigele ? “ he asks.
“ Oy “ she replies. “ I’m still a bit cold.”
So he gets up once more and gets a thick woollen jersey and puts it on her.
“ Now are you warm ?” he says.
Sarah replies, “ You know, Abe. When I was a little girl in bed in winter, my mother would come lie next to me and snuggle up to keep me warm. Oy, a meichel.”
Abe looks at her and says, “ For G-d’s sake, Sarah, it’s one o’clock in the morning.
I’m NOT going to fetch your mother!!”
-His love when he says, “Sab kuch tumhara hi toh hai,
jo chahe le lo”
Her love when she says,
“Kuch nahi chahiye tumhare siva”! <3
How can u tell me on how to solve my problems
and u urself u r unable to solve urs
whites: get out of my house!!!!
Blacks: 8!!
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As simple as that
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.