Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road
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This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes & said sweetheart, i have miss my periods” that’s how i fainted & when i woke up in a hospital, I overheard her telling the nurse that “I didn’t know he cared so much about my academic life, all i wanted to tell him was that, i had missed my period 4 math & english, but he fainted before I could finish”
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There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!
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Do you believe in these “Girl codes” / “Bro codes”? Are they necessary? Why or why not? Would you date your friends ex? Let’s talk. 💁
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Ladies
No matter how good of a woman you are,
you’ll never be good enough for a man who isn’t ready
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I was in the market today when someone cover my eyes from behind
and ask me to guess who he was,
I guess for over 30minutes and decided to remove his hand …..
behold was a mad man come see marathon🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂😂😂😂😂
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Our language is called mother’s tongue
because our father never get a chance to talk
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I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
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Just because you have experienced pain doesn’t mean
you won’t feel happiness again.
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Teacher: “If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven Sir”
Teacher: “No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven”
Teacher: “Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven!!!”
Very Angry Teacher: “Where Do You Get Seven From”
Very Angry Pappu: “Because I Already Have One At Home“
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In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
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I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out
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Why American Names Are Like – “Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson”
Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.
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When the rich make war it is the poor that die
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Good morning all singles…….! The rest will get your good morning from your boyfriends/hubbies or girlfriends/wives.
Put more jackets singles its cold and
make yourself warm and fat with clothes😂
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Relationship Stress will hit you to the point
where you end up seeing an Ant
breastfeeding its babies shem
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Your problems are small if you’re still praying in English my friend.
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African problems don’t understand English! ✋✋
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