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mr mbiza must get fired from school
couse he give us assignments
everyday instead of homeworks
he must get arrested
At Mosesane Baloyi Primary School

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The awkward moment when someone likes your picture
that you posted 8 months ago.

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I do believe that GOD above put me here for you to LOVE. He picked you out among the rest because he know I’d love you best.

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Do you remember when you & your ex said
you’re going to love each other forever?

*IDIOTS*

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A dog walked in to the telegram office one day. He took out a blank form and wrote on it:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

Then he handed it to the clerk. The clerk examined the paper and said to the dog, “You know there are only nine words here? You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all!”

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Taking pictures in people’s cars and houses will confuse your ancestors,
they will think you are living a good life yet you are struggling.

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Ladies are so naive when it comes to their male friends👨,
they’ll be like: “He’s my bro, he would never try that with me”..!

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You will be dating your bae nice nice then one fool will just come & give her a lift in a Range Rover Sport then she starts behaving like an Android Phone that needs Flashing.

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Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments

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Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result make a different choice

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What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?

Great Thought in Modified Version….

Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is (as good as)free for life.But for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn’t.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝

Last but not least….!
Yet TV s are superior because
TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILEs often do….!!!!😂

And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.

Take Care.
Issued in Public interest!😃
.😂.😂.

For security reasons, I finally chose TV.

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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall.
But when I drank 4 bottles of beer ,
I saw walls moving by themselves.
These scientists are bloody liars!!!

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from “best friends forever” to “strangers with memories”.

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Don’t promise when you are happy,
don’t reply when you are angry and
don’t decide when you are sad.

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