To Those Who Are Heart Broken💔,
I Am Selling A Super Glue🙆
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My mom busy telling people I can fix phones
just because I took hers off from flight mode.
Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
You can’t sleep with the guy for the first then do women on top
even at work you don’t start by being a CEO…
If you break with someone please breakup completely.
Getting back together makes us who spread rumours look like liars.
Bra Solly walked in a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman.
“Please give me 250g steak and pap and give everyone 500g steak and pap because when I eat I want everyone else to eat as well!”
The barman gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished their meal he shouted another order.
“Give me a bottle of brandy and everyone else a bottle of whisky (johhnie walker black) because when I drink I want everyone to drink”.
Everyone was happy and they started singing Bra Solly’s praises saying SOLLY is the man!!
When Solly finished his drink he shouted again,
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want everyone to pay for theirs!”
Bra Solly will be buried this coming Saturday!
Tears have no weight. But it carries heavy feelings.
A side chick can make a guy forget about his main chick by saying: “Baby how many rounds can you handle today?” 😋👌
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Salute the power a side chick has..!!
Whenever you don’t understand
what’s happening in your life,
just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say…
GOD I know it is your plan,
just help me through it.
Stolen Meat Has it’s Own Special Taste 🍖🍗 ,
it’s Always Sweeter Than The Ones Offered Freely
A wife asks her husband if he is planning to
do anything for their wedding anniversary.
The husband looks at her and says,
“Where we are from,
we don’t celebrate mistakes. “
once upon a time santa was bathing with head and shoulders and
when banta comes and says why are you applying the shampoo
in shoulders.
he said that idiot it is written as head and shoulders.
Nyaa in class
Teacher: I want you guys to write a story..A composition,”Assume that you were in a war in 300 words”
Students starts to write while Nyaa folds his arms.The teacher approached Nyaa,
Teacher: Why are you not writing?
Nyaa: They killed me….immediately at the beginning of the war.
African Girls That Want To Date Drake, Trey Songs, Justin Bieber etc.
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Once You Have Him, How Will You Explain The Rope Around Your Waist
A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 AM & is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health.”
*Police:* Really….??? Sounds interesting… Who is giving that lecture at this time of night???
*Man replies*, “My wife!!!”
Nowadays boys don’t hit & run.
They hit hit hit hit & hit again until ladies run!!