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A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, “Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?”

The nun replied, “Well… I’ve never seen a naked man before.” The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.

Pointing at the priest’s penis, the nun asked, “What is that?”

The priest said,”It is my penis.”

“What does it do?” Asked the nun.

“It brings forth life.” said the priest.

Then the nun said, ” Well stick that on up in the camel and let’s get outta here!”



A baby was born and a minute later it began
to speak:
“I’m going to live for 4 days, my mother will
die in 6 days and my father will die in 15
days”.
4 days later the child dies, after 6 days the
mother dies too.
The father Sol, was going crazy because the
next one will be him.
He sold everything and spent the whole
money.
15 days later, the garden boy dies.
Don’t rush in solving problems my children.
Be patient

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…

JOKE OF THE DAY
Next Sunday when your pastor says Do your God something you never did ,grab the offering basket and run away


Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍩🍪☕
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A Father is someone who holds you when you cry; Scolds you when you break the rules; Shines with pride when you succeed; And has faith in you even when you fail!
🔸🔹🔸🔹
Happy Father’s Day to all the responsible fathers..!!


“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal”.The man answered” “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me that dog was a Christian.”


She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!

You see those guys who dont post anything
but they are always online.
They are busy begging girls
to come to their house

I like to hang out with people that
make me forget to look at my phone.


I remember telling my ex to block all her
side niggas and I got blocked too. I really
played myself there.


I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said, I’m gonna use a straw.

Be with someone who wont stay mad at you,
who cant stand not talking to you,
and whos afraid of losing you


Don’t be a boring
boyfriend my brother
Sometimes take her
phone and delete all
male contacts and
wait for a fight

Ladies
Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex……..
Did you try giving him your father’s land and he refused?????