Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in
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Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in
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Never ever tell yourself that you are better than others.life is unpredictable.
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Do u remember those awkward days at school?😊😄
1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it😥
2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required 😥
3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most😀
4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4😲
5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on 🤔
6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……
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Main Chicks don’t Comment On Their Man’s Post Or Pictures. They Monitor The Comment Section And Screenshot The Suspicious One For Verification
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Girls with natural hair act like they have shares in Africa.
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Birthdays are good for your health
Studies show people who have more brithdays tend to live longer..
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Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!”
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?”
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!”
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted!!
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Why Should i Applaud A White Man For Speaking An African Language ? 😒
I’ve Been Speaking English For As Long As I’ve Been Alive 😏 ,
Where is My Applause ?
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The Reason Why I Don’t buy Pizza Is That There Is No Gangster Way Of Holding The Box, You Will Always Look Like You Made It In Life
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The choices that you make, make the person that you become.☝💛💕
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2⃣. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.💖💟
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3⃣. Being Silent isn’t the right thing to do. Own your opinion and let it be heard. That’s being yourself. If people get mad, tough luck for them, at least you were honest. BE A LEADER AND SPEAK YOUR HEART!
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Avoid the people that want to be
best friends immediately.
They’re usually the over-dramatic ones.
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I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house
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Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”
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Teacher : what is beetroot..?
Mbali :It’s a Potato with high blood pressure..!!
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You are the first person
who has been able to
make my heart beat slower and faster
at the same time.
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Im not over you because i don’t like you anymore
im over you because i know that you’ve never
going to want me like i like want you
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