Son: Father, what must I do to make Zulu man get angry.
Rainbow: Buy him teeth brush and Colgate

I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇

Babe, I’m cheating

Jack’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well,” his friend says, “you can always have an affair.” “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her.” the troubled man replies. “If you convince her to let you do it, and then it won’t be cheating.” The man agrees to give it a try. The next time his wife seems to be in a very good mood he shares the idea with her that a new partner would add excitement. “Honey,” his wife says, “that won’t help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it.”

The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone
“Let me park and call you back”

Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn’t mean He is
very romantic nee
Ur mouth may be smelling.

Men who date slim
girls should be
rewarded…it’s not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods

After this Corona, people must understand why dogs run out when you open a gate and stop beingharsh on them. Staying indoors is not child’s play.

Am sure on Valentine’s day

i wl only get a message from Cell C reminding me to pay them the $10 airtime that I owe them.

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

My Plan For 2018 Was To Save R10 000
But I Still Have R40 Am Still Pushing