A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
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Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day
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Never let life discourage you;
Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
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“visit my wall” and “add me close”
Which Other Strategy Of Bitchies Do You Know ?
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Son: Mom,can I sleep with you?I’m scared.
Mom:No, can’t risk,
the monster following you might sneak into my room and kill me.
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What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love
& all other are thinking of food? . . . . . . . .
WEDDING
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I am a human , not perfect , so, I expect forgiveness from every other human to pardon me for my mistakes.
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Forever is not a word rather a place
where two lovers go when true love takes them there.
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Busha: no sex today im still mourning my father
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Mshini: I know…That’s why im wearing a black condom…Now open your legs..lets have sex…let me pay the condolences
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You die as a Legend,
but d pple around u did not drink common Legend beer.
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I remember the day my ex sent me breakup
messages, and mum asked me what I was
reading? I told her,” tips to cook delicious
food ” then she said why are you crying?
Then I replied,” I’ve reached where they are
cutting onions.
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he greatest inspiration you can ever get is to know
that you are an inspiration to others.
Wake up and start living an inspirational life today.
Good morning
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Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
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The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.
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