GUYS i think it’s about time i quit Facebook..😓
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Motho ko inbox are “Hi Kenny please send me your pigs
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Some idiot came to me and told me that
my ex is now fresh, cute, looks more sexy
and beautiful,, please my fellow friends if
they renovate my primary school does that
mean I should leave university and start
again?_*
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Love is a fruit ready to be eaten by those who are ready
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I’m that girl that gets mad at you and doesn’t want to talk to you but gets extra mad when you don’t even try to talk to me, lmao.
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is🍑. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out
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Pain changes people.
Some become rude, some become silent.
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There Are Two Types Of Pain In This World. Pain That Hurts You. Pain That Changes You….
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Me And My boss
Him: Do you think you can come to work
on Saturday this week? I really need you
here.
Me: Yeah no problem, but I’ll probably be
late though as the public transport is bad
on weekends.
Him: Ok, when do you think you will arrive
here then?
Me: Monday.
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AS AN UPCOMING ARTIST, EVEN IF YOU CAN’T DROP A SINGLE ALBUM, AT LEAST DROP LIKE 3 KIDS
DROPPING IS DROPPING.
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Even when you expect things
They still hurt when they happen
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Just because you wanted to believe that someone was different and wasn’t doesn’t mean there are no different people
Wait for you different somebody
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I used to think that people with big lips
speaks in capital letters
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A girl who want flowers must plant them herself.
We are not garden boys
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“Nature has a nostalgic mood that can capture your soul,
that can make you feel that you had lost something
but you don’t know what is this thing.”
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Best relationship?
Its when you both know you are in love with each other,
yet you stay friends.
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WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??😘😘😍😍😍😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ…
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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