If Girlfriends Know How Many Girls We Ignore in A Day Just For Them, They Will Be Paying Us Salary😌
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Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it didn’t wanted to be a chicken
A Man back from work see he’s wife on couch and say bbe I have a problem at work and wife say don’t say you have a problem say we have a p because we married now what yours is mines too the man OK our problem is that we slept with a girl now she’s pregnant our baby
If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!
A lady noticed a boy in the field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun…she took pity on him and decided to speak to him
Lady: you OK😇?
boy: yes😊
Lady: you can go and play with the other kids you know😇
boy: it’s better if I stay here😒
Lady: why😵?
boy: because I’m the goalkeeper
Anyone selling a second hand relationship?
even if it has problems, I will fix it myself
If alcohol slows down the progress of the youth,
can sober people please show us their millions..! ☝
Him:Why don’t you want to be on top
Her:am afraid of heights
Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears,
to make room for a heart full of smiles.
After she takes off her wig and you are sitting there n be like:🤔
“No way!!…this person is a Man👩🏻🦲
When you hear a bad story about me,
understand that there was a point in time
when i was good to those people too
and they wont tell you that.
There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…
1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.
4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.
5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.
6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.
7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format
A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.
He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.
Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “I Am Not American.”
Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”
Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”
Forcing Your partner to block someone💔 won’t change😳 the way they feel about them..!
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me
We have so many needs in our life,
but at the end of the day,
all we need is to be needed.