Good evening all side chicks……! Thank you for being there for us married men. We are very thankful and happy having you as our snacks🤗🤔😋!!
Continue loving, caring and giving us good service than main chicks!! Proud of you always😍😍😍😍
Next time will thank main chicks!

Great evening ahead all side chicks

A woman who finds beauty within herself
without comparing to other women
will always win in life.

Judge : silent in court 😡😡😡😡you’re making a lot of noise 😡😡😡 the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom 😡
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray🔊🔊 maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele 🔉🔉📢📣
Judge : you’re not going anywhere

Husband called wife on phone and said “today no need to cook i will bring dinner from the Second Wife” ..
Husband came home and knocked at the door.
Wife opened the door and thats the only thing husband remembered

Husband is in ICU now…. Whereas second wife is a name of a particular restaurant.
Children of God be slow to anger.

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”

You Spent The Whole Day With Your Bae
Then She Updates a Status Saying
“What A Boring Day”

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games

Vocadom is the best🔥🔥
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk

Sometimes when am bored I go to my block list to check
how my prisoners are doing.
When in good mood I release one or two