If everything comes your way……
then you’re in a wrong way right??? 
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A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love,
It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”
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It’s now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.
Maybe it’s time I go there personally and find out what’s wrong
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I’m kinda happy and wanna get hit by a car at the same time
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Love is the master key that
opens the gate of happiness
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I was disappointed, I thought I was going to get rid of a pizza box at the door, I can’t be seen by anyone! But it doesn’t matter, I have followed it. I will try again tomorrow.
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Father: Dude, why did you break up with her? She was a good woman..!?
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Son: She’s a murderer, she killed a spider in my room. How can I date someone who ruined my chances of becoming spiderman..
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He knows when your period ends but
he doesn’t know your birthday?
My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?
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In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that
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Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”
Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”
Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“
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Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 
Sezwana
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Last Night I Cracked A Joke to My Girlfriend
and We Heard A Thief Laughing In The Kitchen
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She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys 
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Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday”
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Ronnie : “ok me too i wish you were a Newspaper so i could have a new one everyday”
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WhatsApp Conversation Between Calvin & Wife Before Valentine.
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Wife: What are your plans for Valentine?
Calvin: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Calvin : I will disappear and reappear on the 3rd day!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Calvin: What do you mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”
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You Can Ignore Me As Long As You Want But
You Can Never Change The Memories
I Brought To Your Life…
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