VHA – VENDA
– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush
– They don’t know roll on
But i can’t laugh you know
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”Some people will only ever see and appreciate physical beauty. But, there’s nothing more attractive than a beautiful heart and mind. A soul that glows.”
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Some strangers will show you love
more than your family members
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The reason I don’t eat rice when i am visiting people is because they put their phones in rice to dry them when they fall in toilet water.
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i get jealous
i get mad
i get worries
i get curious
that’s only because i care.
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Make a password into a goal of yours so you constantly
have to be reminded of it.
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall.
But when I drank 4 bottles of beer ,
I saw walls moving by themselves.
These scientists are bloody liars!!!
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People always say to follow your heart,
but what they dont tell you is
that if you follow your heart,
it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.
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Once in your life, you will have someone who will understand you like no other else can. If you think that she is the one, then go for it. Fear not because your heart knows what it is doing.
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A sinking ship..
Captain: we have to cut off
Three
Passenger for the safety of many.
Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously falls on
Sea)
Spanish: Viva.. Spain! (also jumped on
Sea)
But of course, it won’t be papatalo
Filipino.
Filipino: (shouted) live the Philippines!
(first push in the neighboring Indian)..
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Girlfriend : “I want to end our relationship now,
i’m going to return everything u gave me”
–
Ronnie : “serious??, ok then let’s start with the kisses i gave u”
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The Guy Is On His Final Question For 5 Crore On KBC, And Has One Lifeline Left ‘Phone A Friend’
The Question Was-
“Which Bird Does Not Make A Nest?”
1 Sparrow
2 Swallow
3 Blackbird
4 Cuckoo
The Guy Is Not Sure, So He Calls His Girlfriend.
She Answers, “Stupid, It’s Obviously A Cuckoo, 100%”
And The Guy Wins.
Later The Guy Calls His Girlfriend, “How The Hell Did You Know That, Honey? I Must Say You’ve Got More Brains Than I Credit You For!”
And The Sweet Thing Replies: “Well, You Idiot, A Cuckoo Lives In A Clock Na!”
“The Guy Is Still In Coma”
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SA is so corrupt you even need connections to get into a relationship
Eg: “WHO gave YOU MY NUMBER”?
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Shield gives you 48hrs protection
-Colgate gives you 24hrs lasting freshness
.
.
Adding those hours means I’m gonna wash my body after 3days
.
-Sounds good since it’s winter
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Stomach Running is Just Like WI-FI,
The More You Get Closer To The Toilet,
The More The Signal Become Stronger
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Those girls that put their whole stomach in leggins….
are u a kangaroo?
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