Guys please Be Safe i just saw a Lion on a Matches box
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Some of you also wanted to be slay queens
but your face didn’t just cooperate
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My female neighbour has a new boyfriend and
from what I heard last night,
his name is either ‘OMG’, ‘Awwww baby’ or ‘**** me hard’!!
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Starting from today💔💔
I don’t give a damn when it come to a girl 😂😂😂
I know tht Valentine’s is around the corner
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Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman
but real woman always rejects the money
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Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem
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The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot
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Who told u she’s cheating , if ur girlfriend is dating more than 3 boys,
it’s not cheating, it’s called tagging u with 2
others
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Hey Guys,😾 • Please Be Informed That Somebody Is Trying To Spread A Dangerous Rumour That I Have Stopped DRINKING Alcohol😿😿 I Therefore Categorically State Here That At No Point Did I Ever Attempt To Stop👷 • In fact, I Have Never Contemplated Or Dreamt About It😿These Are Lies Fabricated By My Enemies Who Want To Tarnish My Good Reputation By Preventing My Family And Friends Like You 🙌From Offering Me Beers During This Coming Festive Period🙆🙆 • I Beg Of You All To Stay Calm And Vigilant While I Investigate This BLACKMAIL🙋🙋I Will Keep You All Updated
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The Impala was running like mad in Mana Pools.
Elephant asked: Why are you running?
Impala: They are arresting all Goats.
Elephant: But you are not a goat.
Impala : Without primary evidence in Zimbabwe I’ll never be able to prove it.
Elephant too started running
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MY CRUSH POSTED THAT SHE LOVES NIGGAS THAT USE CAPITAL LETTERS
SHAME I WONT ENTERTAIN HER NONSENSE
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Why can’t Satan just swallow his pride and
go and apologise to God so that we can
go back to the Garden of Eden and
stay naked coz clothes are too expensive.
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Hie all….
I am selling a double door fridge for only R500 but doesnt have a door and that is not a problem because you can use a curtain as a door😂
Inbox if you are interested.
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Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?
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if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom😱,
what will you hide first🙈
Me: my Soap😂😊😀
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Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures
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A young girl about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend Trouble Chaser, she has been tutored by her grandmother. “He will try to kiss you, allow him”
“He will try to cuddle you, allow him.”
“He will try to lay you down and get on top of you, don’t allow him”
The girl asked : grandmother, why?. Grandmother said : “because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family”. Girl said : “okay” and she left on her date. Several hours later she returned and grandmother asked “how did it go?”. Girl : “exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family”
Grandmother fainted.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One word for this girl?.
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