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Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.

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I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…

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To the pregnant 🐣women on social media posting constant updates and belly pictures… I love seeing how excited you are to become a mommy.❤

To the person who posts their whereabouts, new gadgets💻, thanks for showing how blessed you are. This will set as a reminder for us to work and strive to achieve our goals.👍🏼

To the 👧💁women posting selfies…thanks for letting young girls know that it’s okay to love yourself and to feel beautiful!💜

To the mom posting a million pictures of her👧👦 👶 kids… it makes my heart so happy to see parents so proud of and loving their babies!💚👫👬👭

To the 💍👰💏 married couple constantly posting happy love posts….thank you for being a reminder to the next generation that all hope isn’t lost and happy marriages most definitely DO exist.💋

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses… keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks, you keep on going for yourself and your family!💎

To the person posting about their fitness journey and how they decided to change their lifestyle for health reasons or just to look or feel better about themselves… I love seeing your progress pictures, your healthy meals 🍎, gym check ins💪… I especially love seeing your before and after pictures!!👦👧

To the stay at home mom posting about being able to cook and or bake 🍜u seeing how you manage👏 being a hard working mom. 👪👫

Let’s stop being annoyed by everything and start lifting each other up!

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Money doesn’t change People,
It Unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty..

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Relationships Start With “Can We Talk?”. Continues With “Talk To Me” And Ends With “We Need To Talk”..

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Don’t worry! Put your trust in only Allah (s.w.t) and Everything else is gonna be fine.
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Your sister in Islam.

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Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”

Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”

Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”

Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”

Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK . . . ”

Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”

Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”

Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”

Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”

Wife: “So am I lying? ”

Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”

Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?

HUBBY: “Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?.”

Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”

Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”

Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”

Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.

Dedicated to all married men . . .

Thank you for always being patient with your wives . .

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If she says switch off the
lights just know she’s
wearing her brother’s
underwear

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Mom: I love you son..
Son: I disagree a little but I love you too..
Mom: Why son😢?..
Son: Why give birth to me knowing that I’ll die?

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It’s not that we aren’t meant to be together,
I think that we’re just not ready for forever.

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Girl the longer the skirt the longer the relationship days😊
The shorter the skirt the shorter the relationship days

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My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”

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I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village

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