You’re short woman and you’re dating a short man
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Tell me who’s gonna change the light bulb when its get burned?
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Medical Self Care Tips to all my friends who take alcohol this Xmas.
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
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Did you know?
There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell,
but only your visitors can.
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*Imagine going to hell for small lies like
“I miss you too”*
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You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said “You and your company, leave my class”
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Tracy : “Ronnie my friend Sasha says i’m pretty and my colleague thinks i’m ugly, what do you think?
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Ronnie : “aaah!! I think there is a combination of both “pretty ugly”.
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Dr: “Mrs Rani, Good News For You”
Girl: “What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani”
Dr: “Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad News“
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Behind every successful Man
there are a lot of unuccessful years.
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Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying,
sorry. What was the password?
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I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing
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once you see two fat people talking,
just know they are discusing heavy stuff
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If we’re in a relationship, your clothes are basically mine too. Don’t ask why do I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
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My Neighbour Was Very Sick And Then He Called A Witchdoctor To Come And Treat Him in His House .. The Witchdoctor Said His Case Was “Critical” And That “He Cannot Be Cured” , But The Sickness Can Be Transferred To Another Person .. My Neighbour Accepted … The Witchdoctor Worked On Him And Told Him That “As i Am Leaving , if Anyone Opens The Door You Must Say “Tchaa” , And That Person Will Die in Your Place .. The Witchdoctor Left , And My Neighbour Was Waiting For The First Unlucky Person So That He Will Say “Tchaa” And Transfer His Sickness To That Person .. But The Witchdoctor Discovered That He Hadn’t Collect His Money From My Neighbour For His Treatment , So He Decided To Go Back For His Money .. As Soon As He Opened The Door , My Neighbour Said “Tchaa” .. The Witchdoctor Said “Retchaa” , My Neighbour Then Said “Reretchaa” .. The Witchdoctor Said “Rereretchaa” 
… As i Speak With You Now , The Whole Neighbourhood is There Watching The Two Shouting “Rerererereretchaa” To Each Other non-stop
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Relationships won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you.
Remember that.
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You don’t realise you need a new underwear
until you’re in a relationship
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We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.
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