Boy complains to his father: You
told me to put a potato in my
swimming trunks! You said it
would impress the girls at the
pool! But you forgot to mention
one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in
the front. 😂😂😂
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Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck
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One day u will meet someone
who will make u feel immortal.
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Her : Baby I Lost My Phone.
Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.
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Before getting serious with a girl take her to the club and
see how many guys know her… If the bouncer hugs her..
Abort mission….
I repeat… Abort mission
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That awkward moment when you greet everyone and no one respond 🤣😂😂
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I am not the kind of a person who tries to be cool or trendy.
Im definetely an individual…
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Dating a zcc girl is not a problem, problem starts
when she sends you nudes with a badge on her
bra
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Surname: Simelane
.
Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
.
Date of birth: 34 years
.
ID No: Its a long story
.
Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
.
Marital status: HIV Negative
.
Race: I hate Racing
.
Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
.
Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
.
Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
.
Hobbies: Dogs
.
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
.
References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand
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Bobby and Rich were arguing whose father was stronger💪💪💪
Bobby said, “My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it”😉
Rich not impressed said, “Do you know the Dead Sea?😕 It was my father who killed it!”
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A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.
Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”
Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.
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Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook
Full Of Song Lyrics. .
How’s Your Music Career Going?
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There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend’s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort
of dishonorable behavior. Unless she’s really attractive. — Bruce Friedman
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. — Marvin Kitman
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland
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My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting
“when i grow up…” what else do you want to grow? Horns?
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You can’t be born in February and be normal
the month itself is not complete
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We are what we habitually do,
Make excellence your habit.
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