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SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

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Som friends check up on u not because d care.
D just want 2be sure u’re not doing better than them

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A Man Got Two Wishes From God.

He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.

The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks. Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing.

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When you thought they broke up then boom!!!
She posts him again

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Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄

Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕

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I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
*1 . bride relatives*
*2. Groom relatives*
I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors
*1 . ladies*
*2. men*
I went through the one for men only to find two more doors
*1 . people with gifts*
*2. people without gift*
I went through the one one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
*_”So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”_*
Don’t laugh please share 😂😂😂😂

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Look into my eyes and you’ll find me.
look into my heart and you’ll find you

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Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back

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My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area

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1⃣. Don’t start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday, Every Morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life.”Good Morning”…💙❤
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2⃣. Rise up…Start fresh…See the bright opportunity in each New day…💜💛
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3⃣. A beautiful day is waiting for you, Walk with aims, Run with confidence, Fly with your achievements and make this a lovely day…💝💚
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4⃣. Every new day is another chance to change Your life…💟💞
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5⃣. There will be haters, There will be doubters, There will be Non-believers, And Then there will be YOU, Proving them wrong…

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SINGLE people who have password on their phones
Are you normal??

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Girl : ” bby I think we should start thinking about the future…..
having children”

Me : “me?…..you?….children?….Are you sure you are ok??”

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Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.

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