Serious Couples are chasing money together
you and your bae busy worrying about
“Ex vs Current Challenge”..!

That lady you are Eyeing is Beautiful because her partner is not Stingy like you … Ladies should l increase the Volume?

I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available taxi, two kids (a boy and a girl) ran to me and the little girl asked me this question: “Uncle,can a 6 years old girl get pregnant?” I said NO, boy replied: “didn’t I tell you? let’s go and continue.. I shouted: “continue what

Home vs Varsity vs Work
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Home: No Data but free food
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Varsity: free Data but No Food.
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Work: No Data No Food.

The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…

Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why?
Jonso: You said you want a serious relationship.

Be honest Can you kiss your bae during your parents are inside there or to bath during inside your parents when your bae is there?

*LADIES HOW TO INCREASE YOUR HIPS USING HONEY*
*..take a drop of honey,rub it at your hips and buttocks then gently walk near a bee hive, within a minute if there is no change, call me. Please don’t thank me, what are friends for.

Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u

Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job

Is singing really necessary