I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU

When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks
“Dear do have any women in your life other than me”?
Remember your answer is not important at this time
Important is your heartbeat. Keep your heart beat in control
So be careful

Wat are you doing in February
while you know you’re single.
You should have stayed in January

No one makes good jokes like an ugly person

Those girls in high school that no one wanted to date are now looking so Gorgeous. Meanwhile those popular girls who were wanted by every guy now have 2 to 3 kids, no Grade 12 certificate & are shapeless & you say there is no God..!

Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith

The reason why women live long is because they don’t have a “Wife”…

Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!

if A Relationship Has Not Made You Borrow Airtime
From Any Network ..
Forget it , You Were Never In LOVE