“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom
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“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom
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My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…
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Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.
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A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.
.
Yes, everything happens for a reason. But don’t use that as an excuse as to why you make stupid decisions.
.
Life is too precious & too short to sit around regretting lost opportunities
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I saved my Girl’s contact
with her real name on my
phone book but usually when i
pick her call i say “HI LOVE”….
.
So yesterday, i ran out of air time
while talking to her, so i had to
use my friend’s phone to call her
without he notice, when i dialed
her number on his phone, it
displayed “MY LOVE”. . . So i was
wondering how that
smartphone knew i was calling
her.
.
Samsung Smart phones are really smart shame!!!!
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Ladies that goes out wit N100 and come back with Sharwama, Pizza, ice cream nd 10k. Please which God are you serving?
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Two things to remember,
DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and
DON’T make promises when you’re happy.
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Most of us are just about as Happy as
we make up our MINDS to be.
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Every time you meet us, “it’s am asking for R2, am asking for a R5..”
These are ‘tollgate’ manners that’s why people avoid you..!
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One of the joys in life is
waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to send a
warm morning greeting!
Good Morning!!!
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No one wears expensive clothes like a guy
who’s not taking care of his child
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To say thank you, is in recognition of humanity.
God, i want to take a minute to simply say:
“thank you for all i have”.
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I made Vodacom people stupid today,
I bought R29 airtime n I threw it away without inserting it
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I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year…
When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday…
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Nobody Views Your WhatsApp Status
Faster Than Your Ex
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Love the English life
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