FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.
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God has a bright future in store for you!
– Keep standing
– Keep believing
– Keep hoping.
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Friends are better than Lovers
Because
Love says i will give everything but
Friends say when i m there you
wont need anything
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I’m kinda happy and wanna get hit by a car at the same time
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
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Dear Men,
A woman who loves you
truly will never ask you to
buy her expensive gifts or
take her to expensive places.
She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring
her a world of luxuries. She
just wants your love, care
and
attention. She wants you to
spend a lot of quality time with her and appreciate her
for all that she does for you
out of
love and affection.Every woman
is unique
in her
own way..
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[Dear Slay Queens
]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..
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At PVR
“One Chicken Burger Please…..”
“Sir, Do You Want Me To Vomit?…”
“What ?”
“Shall I Vomit Sir?”
(30 Seconds Of Looooong Pause….)
“Oh Ya Ya Please…… Please Warm It…”
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the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet aren’t always the ones who catch your eyes first. No, the most beautiful are the ones that can never be figured out. The one you could talk with for many hours and still have a million things to ask. The people who have mind so lovely and special, you can help but fall in love with them.
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Did You Notice That Women In Serious Relationships Know
How To Draw Eyebrows
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I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test
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People who are just attracted to you bec. of
your pretty face or nice body won’t
be by your side forever ,
but the people who can see how
beautiful your heart is
will never leave you .
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WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN NORMAL ASS EATING VOLUMES,
PLEASE REMAIN EATING ASS.
YOUR ASS WILL BE EATEN IN THE ORDER IN WHICH IT WAS EATEN IN
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Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!
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If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day
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*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
“My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see”
Nine women DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table
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