Patience is not the ability to wait,
but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
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I don’t know why females still asking for
Valentine’s presents Didn’t Oscar
Pistorius ended it here in South Africa?
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Interviewer: – What Drives You?
Candidate: – The Bus Mostly.
Interviewer: – I Mean What Motivates You To
Get Out Of Bed In The Morning?
Candidate: – Missing the Bus!
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Don’t ask of they’ve slept together.
Ask if they have made each other laugh..
“Zahra”
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Dear Future Husband
Baby
I’m Learning Cooking Only For You
After Marriage When You Will Get Angry With Me
I Will Cook For You .. ‘
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To die in love for someone is not the
big thing….
To live with that
pain with smile forever is the great real
achievement
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Don’t give the remote of ur life to someone to determine
when should be happy or not.
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The day you will be ready to have a baby
,pampers will be R850.00
and Baby milk will be R1650.00
so it’s now or never
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There’s nothing in this world irritating like dating a police officer. 
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Sometimes when you wake him/her up. He/she would be like, “Hands up. You have a right to remain silent”
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You are renting a 1 room and you come here on
Facebook and post stuff like; “Having breakfast in
bed” like you have a choice.
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Remember:The bigining of wisdom ,is to fear Him Who Created you and your surroundings,Heaven , Earth , Sea and Fountains (JEHOVA ALMIGHTY )
AMEN.
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Make up makes women look nice from far,
yet they are far from nice.
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WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ…
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
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sometimes, you just need a break.
in a beautiful place. alone. to figure everything out
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Employed Beautiful Lady has one
Boyfriend.
•°•
Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a team
that can challenge Barcelona
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The book of Isaiah 4 vs 1 is proven Mathematically :
.We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.
Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion
So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:
> One billion are married already.
>130,000 are in prison.
>70,000 are mentally ill.
That means we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:
>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years,
So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to think before treating any man like trash…
Guys hope I am making sense?
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