You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects

She said…..
“I’m not Confused he Broke up With me ….
I’m confused because I didn’t know we were Dating”

Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food

Have You Noticed!??

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING ….

Stolen:

I sent R1000 to a wrong number using ewallet

After realizing this, Icalmed down and sent him/her this text message:

“Hello Dear, I hope you got the membership welcome fee of R1000 to our Satanism Church. We are glad and looking forward to having you with us.

That is just the beginning of the richest life you are about to start living. We hope you are as excited to be joining our church as we are. As I just said, that is a
welcome salary.

We are having a meeting tonight whereby we will slaughter 3 people in celebration of the start of this month. Please invite over any female person you may be close to. Lets meet tonight at 8pm at YOUR PLACE.

If you haven’t shown any interest in our church and you believe this is a mistake, kindly send the money back to this number otherwise welcome to our Church. See you tonight.”

10 Minutes later, I got a message saying send another R1000 my friend is also interested’.

I fainted, people are so broke these days.

They will go to a witchdoctor for a love portion
and invite Pastor on the Wedding Day.
Oh I love Africans

Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’

a frend asked a frend: “Ndoda how do i know if my woman is a virgin?”

frend relpied: “just before you have sex with her, show her yo ‘THING’ and ask her what it is. if she says its a PENIS then she is a virgin, if she says ita aCOCK then u know she has been around for a long time”

the frend followed the frend’s advice ans showed his new galfriend his THING and asked what it was. She rerplied tht it was a PENIS.

“Phew!” the man sighed, “I thot u were going to say its a COCK!”
Galfrend: “Of course not, a COCK is twice bigger”

Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar

This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA