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This poem is beyond all relationships…….*
_When I’m dead…..,_
_Your tears will flow,.._
_But I won’t know…_
*Cry with me now instead!*
_You will send flowers,.._
_But I won’t see…_
*Send them now instead!*
_You’ll say words of praise,.._
_But I won’t hear.._
*Praise me now instead!*
_You’ll forget my faults,…._
_But I won’t know….._
*Forget them now, instead!*
_You’ll miss me then,…_
_But I won’t feel…_
*Miss me now, instead*
_You’ll wish…_
_You could have spent more time with me,…_
*Spend it now instead!*
_When you hear I’m gone, you’ll find your
way to my house to pay condolence but we
haven’t even spoken in years…._
*Pls look for me now!!*
*”Spend time with every person around
you, and help them with whatever you have
to make them happy!! your families, friends,
acquaintance…..*
*Make them feel Special. Because you never
know when time will take them away from
you forever”..*
*Love all and Forgive all.*
.
*No matter how many times the teeth bite
the tongue, they still stay together in one
mouth. That’s the spirit of*
FORGIVENESS.
*Even though the eyes don’t see each other,
they see things together, blink
simultaneously and cry together.*
That’s “UNITY.”
*May we practise the spirit of forgiveness
and togetherness.*
1. Alone I can ‘Say’ but together we can
‘Talk’.
2. *Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but together we can
‘Celebrate’ *
3. *Alone I can ‘Smile’ but together we can
‘Laugh’_ *
*That’s the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We
are nothing without each other*
STAY CONNECTED!!
*DestinyAheadCare*
*QUOTE OF THE MONTH*
*The razor blade is sharp but can’t cut a
tree; the axe is strong but can’t cut the
hair.*
MORAL:
*Everyone is important according to his/her
unique purpose. Never look down on others
unless you are admiring their shoes*



The man says, “God, how long is a million years?”
God says, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man says, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God replies, “To me it’s a penny.”
The man says, “God, can I have a penny?”
God says, “Wait a minute.”

*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*

Please give me $100

Yes!! Some Of You Only Write JHB Because
You Can’t Write Johanesbeg.


Nyaa who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOLUME ONE”.
He opened the first page which said; “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started!
He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving, press blue button”
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane, please go and BUY Volume TWO” !!!

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. Am now in Poland starting a new life.


In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it
before calling the police.


There isn’t much difference between blue whale challenge and IIT.
Both will take you to the same place.

A married man left work early one Friday,
but instead of going home,
he spent the weekend partying with the
boys. When he finally returned home
on Sunday night, his wife really got on his
… case and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of swearing and
screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer.
“How would you like it if you
didn’t see me for a couple of days?”…..
The husband couldn’t believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, “That would suit me just fine!!”
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn’t see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little
out of the corner of his left eye.

The people who appear strongest on the outside
are the weakest within


One spelling mistake and
husband can not go
home……. !
.
A Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an “e” in the last word.
.
Now he is seeking police
protection to enter his
own house
.
He wrote: “Hi darling I’m
experiencing the best
time of my life & I wish you were her.


Wife:our daughter just lost her
First tooth

Husband:I know she won’t touch my
PlayStation again

Wife:what

Husband:what

All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???


this year i lost, won, failed, cried, laughed, loved, but above all i learned.

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?