I decorate my bedroom, to be like my classroom.
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Just so that I can fall asleep easily…
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Dear men,
I am not going to ask you to stop or not try
beating your wife for any reason. The time
for that cheap sermon is over.
But I’m going to ask you to join your wife in
the labour room whenever it is time to give
birth to those babies you claim father to.
Ask the doctors to let you in, I did so in my
own time, and my request was granted for
the good reasons of it.
Stand like the man of the house you always
claimed to be, and watch her push a human
being out from that tiny hole.
Watch her go through that pain just to
crown you “daddy somebody.”
Whether by CS or push delivery, just avail
yourself…
Then come back and repeat those
disrespectful behaviours of yours.
Come back and tell her that a girl child is not
worth a male child.
Come back and refuse to provide her needs.
Come back and not assist her with some
house chores.
Come back and raise your hand on her
because you are the man of the house…
Man of the house… Receive sense in the
name of whatever you worship.
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My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.
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I don’t really forgive people i just pretend as
if everything is well,take a chair and grab
some pack of popcorn and wait for my
turn…..
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“If he cheat on you with the same girl several times,
you must understand they have a bond and you can’t break them”…
Never!!
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Call us or Whatapp us on 0828676083
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We are Fixing the Country.
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Bank queues are so long, you will shela a Girl,
go on a date, fall in love, fight, make up and fight again and break up
before you get to the ATM
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TALKING WITH YOUR CRUSH
FOR AN HOUR
IT’S FEELS LIKE IT’S 60 MINUETS
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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir,
I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“
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5yrs old girl asked her mother: ‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; “Yes…. they do and why do you ask?” The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid “My angel” Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied…. “Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again
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Husband borrowed $250 from wife.
After a few days he again borrowed $250
Seeing some money in husband’s wallet, she asked husband to return the money
When asked how much, wife said that he owes her $4100.
On request of the breakdown, below is working given by wife
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1). $2 5 0
2). $2 5 0
*Total $4 10 0*
Husband is still finding the school where she learned Maths.
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Ignore a girl,and she will chase you.
Ignore a woman,and she will replace you
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A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 
Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….
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Girl:I am leaving you cuz u
focus too
much on football…
Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full
transfer…
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-Its Not That I Want You *All The Time*
Its Just That I Don’t Want Anyone Else
To Have You Not *For a Second* .. ‘
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A guy was on a bus and his phone rang. It
was his wife calling he wanted to show off
so he decided to put his phone on
loudspeaker and answered..Him: Hi
sweetheart miss me already baby?.Wife:
Your Shitt! Miss who?
You ate the baby’s youghurt and ran away
you pig
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