Nothing makes short girls happier than seeing someone more shorter them..!
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If I had my life to live over again,
I would find you sooner
so that I would love you longer.
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Amazing But True
There are Billions of people in this World
But
Sometimes you really need just
One .. ‘
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Two mentally disturbed men decided that they have to attend school. So they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was a school . The following day,one got there early and climbed a tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked:what are you doing up there ? The friend replied : I’m in high school now
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Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriend’s place. How did i know?
because it’s written on syrup bottles:”shake well before use”
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Pain changes people.
Some become rude, some become silent.
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Yo mamma is so fat when you walk around her u will get lost
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Girl: Honey I had a dream that you bought me a gold necklace..!
Boy: Go back to sleep and wear it..
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She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!
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Break ups must be the worst in China,
you’ll see her face everywhere
Oh I miss Kam Yung Hoe
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Just because I am a man doesn’t mean
I should be able to kill a snake.
My sister, I can scream louder than you.
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Remember:The bigining of wisdom ,is to fear Him Who Created you and your surroundings,Heaven , Earth , Sea and Fountains (JEHOVA ALMIGHTY )
AMEN.
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The disrespect that comes after “with all due respect” is too much..!
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The noise of the sea will never disturb the fish from sleeping. Therefore don’t let anything disturb you, stay focused and determined to be on track on whatever you are pursuing in life, turn a deaf ear to every noise that will distract your attention. God will change your story if only you are determined and prayerful. Don’t start your day with broken pieces of yesterday. Everyday is a fresh start. Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. As we all know today will never come again; be a blessing; be a friend; encourage someone; take time to care; and let your words heal not wound someone. And let our soul give thanks to GOD always! A very good morning to u & please take care
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Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August
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WhatsApp Conversation Between Calvin & Wife Before Valentine.
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Wife: What are your plans for Valentine?
Calvin: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Calvin : I will disappear and reappear on the 3rd day!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Calvin: What do you mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”
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