A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
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Sometimes Take your Girlfriend For a Stroll at the Graveyard. Just to show her where she will be if she ever cheats on u.
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies ” Yes i do ” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”
The guy replies ” Oh I have a personal genie”
The first man asks “Can i make a wish? ”
Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing”
“Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ”
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other ” Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?”
The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”
Dear Bae
Just because I don’t post your pics on social media, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. What if the police are looking for you?
After this Corona, people must understand why dogs run out when you open a gate and stop beingharsh on them. Staying indoors is not child’s play.
When they see a ‘White Man’ with a laptop
they see businessman but ‘Black Man’ they see a DJ
I’m never ever gonna judge a girl for living with a man at a young age . Sometimes that’s where they find peace, not everyone finds peace and comfort at home. They say,”there’s no place like home”. Some of us our homes are depressing and we’re happy at streets, clubs, taverns, other people’s homes and etc away from home. Don’t judge what you don’t understand.
I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend’s phone and saw my contact name saved as, *”School Fees”!*
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Your not a real parent if you
don’t take a sip of your child’s juice
when they ask for your help to open it
Some of you put on too much make-up, we should just compliment your make-up manufacture instead of you. “You look good today AVON” 😂😂
Teacher- When I was of your age I was not that naughty.
Student – So mam, at what age you became naughty
FIrst day when I joined Facebook
I thought people who get more likes are
Rich
Imagine dating someone who can’t pronounce Alicia Kissed. Instead she says Alicia Kiss Can I accompany her to fetch her school fees or should I just keep quiet?
Hi linda just close your eyes what do you see?
Nothing right?
That’s my life without you
Things take time. The seeds planted do not sprout the next day, but that doesn’t mean they never will. Patience. Things will unfold for you.
Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light
While There’s Someone Inside!!!