Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to,
but press the wrong button and you-re disconnected.
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Guys are like buses.
If you miss that one, another will be along soon.
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They will drive miles to come bury you.
But won’t even cross a street to come support your business
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How can you marry a girl that earns less
than R5000 a month?
How will she take care of you and the
children? You were not born to suffer
guys
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When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”
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Sometimes people ask stupid questions like
:two people living in a house
Her: is this your shirt?
Him: ofcouse if it not yours then it mine.
Her: why is it on the floor?
Him: I dropped it by mistake.
Her: then who is going to pick it?
Him: if not you it me.
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My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal
and standing on the edge.
So I poked her
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Girls if your boyfriend impregnants you
and run away, date your crush and blame
it on him, we don’t want fatherless kids
this year
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Her: babe I’m pregnant
capital: how could you change your name without telling me?
Her: babe I’m pregnant serious :
Capital: you even changed your surname
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I’ll always think about you,
even when I’m not thinking about you ^^ ❤️
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You’ve Been A Parent All Year Around 🔥♥ ,
So Don’t Go into A Depression Because Of
What You Can’t Afford To Buy Your Kids For Christmas 😥😪 .. PLEASE! 🙏
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Saying: “Oh yeah, i get it”
Just so the teacher walks away.
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Gays,if all men are the same,why do you still get married to them. ….
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TEACHER : If a lion is chasing you,
what would you do?
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Phiri : I’d jump over the wall.
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TEACHER : What If the lion jumps over
as well?
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Phiri : I’d climb a tree.
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TEACHER : What If the lion climbs the
tree?
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Phiri : I will jump into the lake and
swim.
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TEACHER : What If the lion also jumps
into the water and swims after you?
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Phiri : Sir, are you on my side or
on the lion’s?
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If you want your man to help you in the kitchen
Just borrow his phone torch
he’ll be following you up and down
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She – Hi I Am Sonia
Me – So ?
She – Nia
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I watched a local football match in
a school playing ground.
As I sat down, I asked one of the boys what the score was.
With a proud smile, he
replied; “They are leading us 3-0” !!!
REALLY !!!
I have to say you don’t look discouraged.
“Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look.
Why should I be discouraged when the referee has not blown the final whistle ?
Truly, I didn’t have an answer to this question!
As I got back home that night, his question became a course in my stay in life indeed.
Life is like a game .
Why should you be discouraged when your referee,… The Almighty has not blown the final whistle on your life?
The truth is that as long as there is life, nothing is impossible & it is never too late for you.
Half time is not full time & HIS calendar is not man’s.
Don’t blow the whistle on yourself because his plans for you have no expiry dates. They are sure and amen.
Have a gud day. Stay blessed and smile when you see others. Happy yourself and don’t let anyone regulate your happiness.
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