Sub Categories

•I drown in tears my heart is crying no one seems to notice that my soul is dying😪💔

Loading views...



Whenever i have a problem I just sing
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞
That gives me hope

Loading views...

Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today

Loading views...

Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑
.
Me: we tried all our best but.

Loading views...


The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.

Loading views...

Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…

As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.

Loading views...


True love isn’t love at first sight but love at every sight.

Loading views...


You’re in taxi and a person next to you has your bae as a wallpaper.
What would you do ?

Loading views...

*👍How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

Loading views...

I think my iPhone is not working.
I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.

Loading views...


Short people and their unnecessary anger.
They will be like “No no no, i cant stand this”.
Ahhh even if you stand,
what difference will it make ??

Loading views...


Did you know that there’s someone who always looks at your pics & Be like
“One day you gonna be mine “

Loading views...

Tell her that babe you’re are beautiful
Not babe you are hot,she’s not temperature

Loading views...


All beautiful girls have got kids…..!
If you want to marry a beautiful girl be ready to be a step father!!!!!!

Morning single guys and with this winter
you all have that one sleeping style

Loading views...

When a woman starts laughing😂during an argument,
she has flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.! 😭💔

Loading views...

NASA closed..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali….

Loading views...