I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a
brai with his family👪 i wonder how😕
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* TO ALL HUMANS *
1) My first restaurant => * my mother’s breast *
2) My first toilet => * my mother’s laps *
3) My first school => * Mom’s kitchen *
4) My first teacher => * my mother *
5) My first doctor => * it’s my mom *
6) My first thermometer => * my mother’s fingers *
7) My first friend => * it’s my mom *
8) My first dresser => * it’s my mom *
9) My first vehicle => * my mom’s back *
10) My first lawyer => * it’s my mom. *
Thank you mom for all you did for giving me life
* Long live to all mothers*
* _A mother can easily maintain 6 children, but it would be difficult for 6 children to maintain a mother?
* To all the moms of the world *
May God continue guiding and strengthening you and give you a Paradise on earth.
Pass it to every mummy
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When asked the similarities between
Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃
Shakespeare replied,
They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning
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*Once again please*
*If you are experiencing the following:*
*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*
*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*
*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆
*Stay at home & Be safe***
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Life is like riding a bicycle,
to keep your balance you must keep moving..
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In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called outcry.
One day,the maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s,40s,50s,60s and 70s. Still my paper had not been called out8). Everyone kept looking at me asking”Chris whats up? How did you fare?”And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.
I then asked myself,could I have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong.
Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered……. .. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me . It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,”There is a cow that did not write its name on the paper that scored 0%.
If u have not received your paper come and get it now!
I FAINTED!
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*Black parents will compare you with other kids*
_But when you compare them with other parents._
*Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Text a girl a long paragraph telling her how much you love her, I bet she’ll read it 24/7.
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Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”
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Sometimes the right person for you was there all along.
You just didn’t see it because
the wrong one was blocking the sight.
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If loving myself is a crime,please Mr police officer.
Lock me in jail and throw away the keys
where no one will ever find them
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A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: ‘Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied….’ till your grave becomes dry my love
Then she said: Are you promising me this…?!
“Of course darling… I promise you “.
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.
*And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!”
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.
“He then asked him: “Jason what are you doing here…?”
He replied :.. I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave”
WOMEN….
I tell you honestly … they rock…. alive or dead
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Amazing But True
There are Billions of people in this World
But
Sometimes you really need just
One .. ‘
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Stop hurting people who love you,
because one day you’ll look around and realize
you have no one to comfort you when you’re crying
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*If Only guys can handle girls hearts the way they handle bet tickets, Relationships would be better.*.
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Don’t tell me your secrets
cause when I get to
bae’s place I’ll start
saying everything.
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