A man was watching a movie at home, and suddenly shouts
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!
Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you watching?”
He answered “our wedding DVD
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Words you will never hear
from a Guy:
“Sorry I’m taken”
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A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man
an opportunity to make his woman smile
Dont ever try that all men because
you will regret the rest of your life!!!
Dont say i didnt warn you
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The way you start your day can affect your whole day…
Begin it with a smile, calmness of mind, coolness of
emotions and a heart filled with gratitude.
Good Morning
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Someone Just Texted Me Saying ” With All Your Funny Jokes , Have You Ever Been in A Serious Relationship ? ”
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I’m Touched
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Trust me! You don’t need any photo editing app to look beautiful,
Just a little Smile is enough
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Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right,
forget about the ones who don’t and
believe that everything happens for a reason.
Good Morning
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Don’t waste your time with people who seek attention
they are just bored with there life.
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Family WhatsApp groups are boring, lazy and dead. Wait until one mess up and see how everyone will be active in seconds
Even your late Aunty who died 7 years ago will be commenting on her blackberry from her grave
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*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting
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Me: 147895672077.
Girlfriend: Thanks for airtime baby.
Me: Its electricity, boil water and bath.
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When you close the door to kill a snake and
the electricity goes off my brother thats
when you wll know that nobody can stop reggae. ..
you will keep jumping like a rasta man.
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I dont want a relation where people say
they look so cute together.
I need a relation where people say,
Look how happy they are together.
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MY POSTAR SAID , ALCOHOLIC IS THE ENEMY ,
THEN JESUS SAID , LOVE YOUR ENEMYS.
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You see someone commenting on your babe everyday
only to find out that they are dating
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Short chicks are funny when they pissed off
looking like a little toy with new batteries
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