To all girls who were told by Prophets or Papa that you will get married in 2017,,,, My sister u have only 4 days to go!!
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He´s Online
she´s Online
Both of Them don’t Text
Ego Wins
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I sold you a stove worth R7500 at R500 and you are complaining that the stove is shocking you…
.
So the price didn’t shock you?
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When you meet her friends and
you realize you got the ugly one
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Those who cut tissues without following the dotted line, what is your problem?
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People are going to talk, whether you’re doing BAD or GOOD.
Worry about YOURSELF before you worry about what others think.
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A love between a brother and a sister
is one of the deepest and noblest of human emotions. <3 :*
Love You Sisso.
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Cansomeonepleasetellmewhatthebiglongbuttonatthebottomofmykeyboardisfor?
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KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line
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Dear Boss.
With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.
Your
Faithful employee.
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When you give yourself to someone who doesn’t respect you, you surrender pieces of your soul that you’ll never get back. There comes a point when you have to let go and stop trying with some people. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll find a way to put you there.
❤💛💛💛💛❤
Sometimes you just need to let go and accept the fact that they don’t care for you the way you care for them. Let them leave your life quietly. Letting go is oftentimes easier than holding on. We think it’s too hard to let go, until we actually do.
💙💜💜💜💜💙
Then we ask ourselves, “Why didn’t I do this sooner?”
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
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TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day
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I grow up know paper and silver money,
as for hair and nails money I didn’t know it
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When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..
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When a woman is crazy about you,
pray that she doesn’t get well,
because when you notice she is getting well,
it means another man is giving her medication.
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