If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!
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If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!
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Teacher: what do u do after school.
1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Nyaa
3rd student: I pass by Nyaa’s place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what’s ur name again?
4th student: Nyaa
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“It’s important to do what’s best for you, whether people approve of it or not. This is your life. You know what’s good for you. And remember that self love takes strength
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And they say “what men can do women can do it better”
As if they can urinate through a window of a moving bus
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Being single is not a big deal
b’coz sooner or later
you will find your true love
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Life is an echo.
What you send out, come back.
What you sow, you reap.
What you give, you get.
What you see in others,
exists in you.
Remember, life is an echo.
It always gets back to you.
Good Morning
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Imagine calling me to tell me a whole story just to borrow R50
Then boom…
I don’t even have it
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THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school
and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one
of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home
feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he
was a failure.
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What he didn’t know was that his friend was a driver and had
been sent on an errand with his boss’s car!
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Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being
romantic. She accused him of not getting down to open the
car door for her as her friend Jane’s husband did when he
dropped her off at work.
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What Rosemary didn’t know was that Jane’s husband’s car
had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside!
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Sampson’s wife went to visit one of her long time friends and
was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely children of her
friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one
child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five
years.
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What she didn’t know was that one of those children who
was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had
just a year to live; the other two are adopted!
🌽Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create
yours and use it.
🌽Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will
not make you better but bitter.
🌽If you knew the sort of load the camel carries, you
wouldn’t ask why it takes those gentle strides.
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So be thankful to God for what you have and enjoy it. You
never know, someone may earnestly be praying for what you
don’t appreciate but take for granted.
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GOD BLESS US WITH MUCH MORE AS WE APPRECIATE
WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE
I love you all family.
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You’re no longer broke,
you’re financially humiliated..!
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Have you unfollowed certain people on social media and realized how much better your life is without seeing what they’re up to?
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Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”
Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”
The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”
Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”
The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”
Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“
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Sometimes people don’t notice the things,
we do for them until we stop doing them.
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ANSWER it if you are genius..!
A man and his wife have three sons,and every of the sons has
a sister.
How many are there in the family ?
A. 8
B. 10
C. 6
D. 12
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I love you so much please please please please call me
on the way, and the other day. I have a good idea to advertise the same time.
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Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls
who are always sharing posts…
Most of them are lonely
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If u have problem with ur man dont come
online and make other ladies think all men
are dogs, carry ur own dog to the vet
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