I just finished three books today.
Believe it or not, but that’s a lot of coloring
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I just finished three books today.
Believe it or not, but that’s a lot of coloring
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What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
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Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.
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1. Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.
2. Apologizing doesn’t always mean you’re wrong and the other person is right. It means you value your relationship more than your ego.
3. Not everyone you lose is a loss.
4. Don’t waste your energy on negative thinking. Focus more on what makes you happy.
5. Never give up on something you really want. Its difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
6. Don’t change for anyone. People will love you for who you are, or you don’t need them in your life.
7. When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.
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Men Think They Know Everything Until You Ask Them ” Who Is She “?
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Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you,
But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
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I am a moral philosopher following
Socrates my predecessor and other
rationalist thinkers in the struggle.
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Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food
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Have you ever seen a pregnant slender girl near you.
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The are very funny, they look like small letter “b”.
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Yesterday i Was in Town .. i Saw This Beautiful Girl Waving And i Waved Back , Well She Wasn’t Waving At Me But To This Guy Standing Next To Me So To Avoid The Awkwardness i Kept My Hand Up , The Taxi Stopped .. Now I’m in Lesotho Starting A New Life
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When Sweden and Denmark are playing the score luks like Swe 0-0 Den
The words that are not used stand for Den-Mark??
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If you see me drinking Gordon’s straight from the bottle – no dash, this december, please mind your own business.
I know what I’m doing.
It’s been a rough year.
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two terrorists having discussion in a bar. the waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: we are planing to kill 10 thousand people and a donkey
Waiter:why a donkey?
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then one terrorist says to the other,”see i told you nobody will care about the 10 thousand people”
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Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just
Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick
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If your problem has a solution then…why worry about it? If your problem doesn’t have solution then…why worry about it?
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Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back
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Actions speak louder than words.
So believe what you see and
forget what you heard.
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