A man can work for 5yrs and live happily
with his unemployed wife, But let a lady
work for 5dys with her husband
unemployed. The whole community will get
to know about the good for nothing man.
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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew it.
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Me: Hy I’m Solomon.
him: So?
Me:lomon
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Keep believing that all girls are after your money till u End up marrying
the one that is after your life stingy man!
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if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” ,
Be Worried My Sister !!
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Never wipe your tears if you still want to cry.
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Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.
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GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness
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ADVICE FROM AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN! IT IS A TRUE PRICELESS MASTER PIECE!
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Don’t expect life to be fair, just stay positive
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that he has.
When playing games with children, let them win.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
When someone hugs you, let him be the first to let go.
Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your epitaph could read, NO REGRETS.
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
Never waste an opportunity to tell people you love them.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
Count your blessings.
Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with PEOPLE. That is emotional intelligence.
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A very good morning to all of you, have a blessed day
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Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊
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Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel
this afternoon was at a very high speed along
bulawayo road when the driver spotted a motor bike
that was also at high speed coming towards him.
Meanwhile, the motor bike rider was carrying a
7 months pregnant woman who was just coming
back from chegutu Hospital.
To cut the story short, as they got closer to each
other the tanker driver looked closely and
identified the motorcycle rider to be his
childhood friend. They both slowed down,
stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while
and continued their journey.
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Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”
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I like to make people laugh😂. If I don’t make you laugh🙄,
remember🚶 I said ‘people’🤷 not animals..!
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That awkward feeling when you realize
you’re chewing a borrowed pen..!
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Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem…
Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams
Her : thanks my love and may your soul rest in peace
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When you’re dating a jealous chick
Girl: where are you?
Boy: In church
Girl: Give the phone to Jesus
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