I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him
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When the relationship is in ICU
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Her – I love you.
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Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow
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In A Taxi *
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GIRL Next To me : I’m Hungry!
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ME : OK Hungry I’m KENNY
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Her: I’m Serious.
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ME : eban Your Name Was Hungry A Few Seconds
Ago, Now Your Name Is “Serious” mxm
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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
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Dear Alcohol
We had a deal where you would make me funnier,
smarter and a better dancer……..
I saw the video of myself……. We need to talk.
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When God sent Adam and Eve
away from the garden of Eden
Eve turned back and asked for transport money
Fear women
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When Your Boss Has No Chill 😂🤣
Charlie : ” Hello Boss !!! I will Be Unable To Come To Work Tomorrow. Due To Heavy Rains , I Live On Island Now 😭
Boss :”Charlie , In Your Job Application You Mentioned Swimming As Your Hobby. See You At Work @7:00am
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The biggest joke is when you live in a marriage
for 25 years but never felt married
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The most precious things in this world are invisible to our eyes.”
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That moment when you send your
boyfriend your picture without make up
and he’ll be like ” Who’s this Babe?
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
“Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”
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That moment when one of your grandmother’s chicken go missing😢..
jiki jiki you see your neighbour holding a box of KFC
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I can remove your sadness and your clothes
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I’ll hide my broken heart beneath a laughing face
and though you’ll think I never cared,
no one can take your place.
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.”
The father asked, “Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?”
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The next day the grandmother died.
“Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: “God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.” He practically went into shock.
He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day? You’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!”
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If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside
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