Good men are not easy to find these days,
u have to steal him from one careless woman
who doesn’t know the value of what she has
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Always be careful of the people you keep around you,
Some will throw shady hateful remarks at you &
cover them with a lil joke & laughter..!
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Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.
whenever their parents enter their room
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SA is so corrupt you even need connections to get into a relationship
Eg: “WHO gave YOU MY NUMBER”?
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Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?
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*Three fastest means of communications:*
1) Telephone
2) Television
3) Tell a Woman.
Still need faster communication ??
Tell her NOT to TELL anyone !!
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I’m not good in maths but tell me that u are preg, I will count the days we last had s**, count how many strokes I did, count how many minutes we did per round and even count how many steps you took coming to my place😂
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A Canadian psychologist is
selling a video that
teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ.
Here’s how it works:
If you spend $12.99 for the video,
your dog
is smarter than you.
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Be grateful for the chance you’ve been given to be with someone. Not all people get second chances and some don’t even get a chance at all. Make every moment special so in the end, you’ll have no regrets once it’s all said and done.
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I Hate people who can’t let go of the past
Debt collectors are the worst
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Understanding women is not a mystery.
When you’re wrong,
you apologize and when she’s wrong,
you apologize. Simple!
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Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.
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An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”. 😂 😂 😂
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The girlfriend replied, “So, they decided to cut off your head instead of your foreskin ?.
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She Just Blocked Me After Commenting On Her Post.
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“What’s wrong?”
“Oh it’s personal ”
“Then why the hell would you post it on Facebook? “
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When a girl buy’s you an apple ‘think twice’ remember what happen to adam in garden of Eden. So you can be the next one to be in trouble like Adam kkkkķ
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True love is when you know you’re broke
but you know your bae deserves better .
So you help her find a sugar daddy to bless her
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