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Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”

Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”

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I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?

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Valentines is coming and short girls will be
out there wearing red dresses …
And be looking like fire extinguishers.

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-If your girlfriend tells you to stop,
talking to a girl because she knows,
about her intentions,
about 101% of the times she’s right. ‘

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Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh

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A lady asked her boy, “Baby, am i the only one that you love in this world ?”. 😂 😂 😂
.
The boyfriend replied, “Yes, you are the one only one, but why are you all asking same question ?”

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I don’t want random texts saying
“I miss you”.
I want that call saying,
“Come outside,
I’m waiting for you”.

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Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip

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Since my girlfriend gave birth, everything in my life has changed including my name, adress, cellphone number, back account everything.

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Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
.
.
Drinking Beer n Says:- “I Love
U”
.

Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
.

Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up” :/

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A boy said to his father
“I saw a girl and I want to marry her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes.”
The father answered his son
“Of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage.”
When the father saw the girl, he admired
her beauty and he told his son, “You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me.”
The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him,
“She will marry me, not you.”
They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem.
When they told their story to the police officer, he told them:
“Bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this.” When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father,
“You both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me.”
The 3 men started a fight and
decided to go to the minister to solve their problem.
When the minister saw the girl, he said,
“She deserves to be married to a minister like me.”
The prince heard about their problem and called them all to
help them solve it but when he saw the girl he said,
“This girl will marry me.”
All the 5 men started
to fight.
Finally, the girl said,
“I have the solution! I will start to run and whoever catches me first, he will be my husband.”
When she started to run, the boy,
his father, the police officer,
the minister and the prince started to run to catch her.
Suddenly the 5 men fell into a
deep hole.
The girl looked to them from the top and she said
“Did you know Who am I? I am the Temporal World!!!
People want to run to catch me, they are racing to have me.
By doing that, they forget their God,
until they end up in their grave and won’t have me….”
Moral lesson!!!
Don’t forget God because he
didn’t forget to wake you up
today.
If you’re grateful stop and thank God by typing
“Thank You God”

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If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, Evening – Evelyn, on the floor – Florence.

What do we call a child born in a car?

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If you see a group of Four girls and you want to Talk to one, first Greet the Ugly one, She is the_*
*Commander in Chief

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Beautiful Girls Get 1k likes on Facebook And
Ugly Girls get Masters Degrees in real Life.

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Its not always the devil sometimes its you!!

Stop accusing innocent guy devil

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