Am not the best but I do my best
Not every one is meant to stay in our lives some are just for a season
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One Loved Too Much
And
Other Love Too Many ..
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Imagine dating someone who doesn’t
know where Johnnie Walker is going.
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Convo between Tebza and Lebo
Tebza:Bbe, let me hold ur hand.
Lebo:No thanks, my hand isn’t heavy
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*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick*
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
Let’s drink kkkkkkkkkk
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Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado
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Age is sn issue of mind over matter
if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter
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Even those we love the most can be a
poison to our souls
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*Only in Nigeria Adverts oooooo…*
You will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.
In Real Life…
You’ll Die!!! Idiot.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😥
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The way SAPS have poor service you will wait at a police station queue
until you forgive the person you were going to report.
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“Life doesn’t come with a remote.
You have to get up and change it yourself..”
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I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face
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In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it
before calling the police.
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The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”
Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”
At this point Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”
Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own
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No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..
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WHY ME…..?
My girlfriend visited me last night.
When she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw Will Smith calling.,.. I didn’t
say much
After that, another call came in and when I
Checked, it CHRIS BROWN Calling
I was a little bit nervous but I calm.
Within few minutes, another call came in from different person, it
Was JUSTIN BIEBER calling. …
I said to myself, Doe’s it
Mean This Girl is A Celeb
And I don’t know?
As if that was not enough
Another call came in with a saved name as
DRAKE
Something stroke my mind and I decided to dial my number what I saw was Papa Penny calling!
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