Being a Girl it’s tough you can’t even VOMIT
in peace without people Accusing you of being pregnant

*Dating a Married Man is not the problem until*
*you see your name saved as engine oil.*

*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
2 *_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_*
*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody’s wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*
*2.* You bought a phone for your friend’s wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*
*3. For Men* You’re dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*
*4.* You are whatsapping and face booking other peoples’ wives yet you don’t want to see your wife on social networks. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*
*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than $500. Your daughter who is awaiting A level results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth $800 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*
*6. *For ladies* You’re a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*
*7.* You can’t give your wife $2for sitshebo, but you spend over $20 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*
ALL THE BEST

I got my wife a Pug dog for her birthday.
Despite the squashed nose,
bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly..
The dog seems to love her.

am the only one
is deeply in love but still single

I told her we’ll meet in front of Nandos😎😎
there she is sitting inside reading the menu

Priest : repeat after me
Groom : after me
Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious
Bride : No, his name is Washie

No Woman Is Perfect, Just Choose Your Own Headache🤦 And Start taking Panado

Some of this girls can really post but
only to find that their fans are still in south Africa
on their village too🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂
ahh planet earth weights more in south Africa