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How to know that you are Falsely Christian.
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1⃣. You have many years going to church but still struggling with sins (adultery, lies, etc).
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2⃣. You don’t read the whole Bible.
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3⃣. Always talks about the name of the church or leaders more than Jesus Christ.
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4⃣. Thinking and using water, uniform, stickers, pictures etc to protect your car, yourself and house. That’s idolatry!.
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5⃣. Church you attend sings praising songs about the leader of the church.
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6⃣. Always moving from one church to another for miracles.
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7⃣. Thinking that marrying more than one wife is not a sin. it’s actually witchcraft.
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8⃣. No praying and thinking only the church leader can pray for you and make your prayer known to God.
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9⃣. Killing animals as a sacrifice.
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🔟. Thinking 30 minutes or 1 hour is enough on Sabbath. Sabbath is the day of the Lord not yours.

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I could spend 30 minutes choosing an outfit
or read the menu twice and still not be sure
what to order.
You know, I am never sure of anything.
But I was so sure of you…

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Apparently Girls have three type of panties:
‘Just panties,
Period panties
and He is coming panties🥴

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Because of you, half the time I don’t even know that I’m smiling.

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Never ever tell yourself that you are better than others.life is unpredictable.

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Some people are just mad at you
because they thought you’d suffer forever.

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Life without a phone is like being a soldier without a Gun.

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My pride doesn’t allow me to text any girl or reply via inbox cause I respect what I have. Sometimes Facebook ruins a lots of relationships

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Amazing Calendar
*(2018)*
01-01-2018 Sunday
02-02-2018 Sunday
03-03-2018 Sunday
04-04-2018 Sunday
05-05-2018 Sunday
06-06-2018 Sunday
07-07-2018 Sunday
08-08-2018 Sunday
09-09-2018 Sunday
10-10-2018 Sunday
11-11-2018 Sunday
12-12-2018 Sunday
Interesting….

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ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
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HER: Y
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ME: I just wanna know

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If You Feel Like No One Cares About You,,
Think Again.
Look In The Mirror,,
Because The Person You See,,
Needs You
More Than Anyone Else…

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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.

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What is the different between a bird and a fly?
Simple a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird

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It’s too early to stress about love .Just
stress about your qualifications

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You’ll wonder if some people’s facebook doesn’t have reactions
no matter how funny something is they’ll never react

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