Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it

Being Single is a Sin even the word itself begin with “Sin”

An inspirational speaker said: “The best
days of my life were The Days I spent In The
Arms Of another man’s wife”
.
The audience was
shocked
.
Then he quickly added:
“She was my mother”.
.
A big round of applause
and laughter followed.
.
.
An adventurous man in the audience later
decided to try this at home.
.
After dinner he told
his wife: “You know, the best days of my life
were the days I spent In The Arms of
another man’s wife”.
.
But he couldn’t quickly recall the follow-up
line.
.
By the time he regained
consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
recovering from burns of boiling water!

If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.

If you want to see her real beauty
tell her to remove that wig..!

Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls
who are always sharing posts…
Most of them are lonely

TIP:
“Never treat your current partner based on what your last partner did”

Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018

*DATING A SCHOOL GIRLS* This is how I
stopped dating school girls: She came to my
place in a school uniform, looked into my
eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed
my periods.” That’s when I fainted and
woke up in a hospital. I overheard her
telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he care
so much about my school life, all I wanted to
tell him was that, I had missed my periods
for Maths and English,*(so that I could fine
time for him)* but he fainted before i could
finish.”

Husband: I lost My Wife , She went shopping and hasn’t come back yet .

Inspector: What is Her height ?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: slim or heal ?

Husband : Not Slim , can be healthy

Inspector: colour of eyes ?

Husband: never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing ?

Husband: Not Sure Whether it was a dress or a suit

Inspector: Was She Driving ?

Husband: Yes

Inspector: Colour of the car ?

Husband: Black Audi A8 With supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode… And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes on the front left door….. And the husband started crying…

Inspector: Don’t Worry Sir …We Will Find your car