“You have to die a few times before you can really live.”
— Charles Bukowski
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Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food
Have You Noticed!??
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*Definition of LOVE*
*L – Loss of money*
*O – Out of mind*
*V – Vast of time*
*E – End of life*
I come in peace 😂😂😂
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Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for 2k the kingdom scatter and the king disappears.
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Good morning.for he is your mentor,
you have to praise and give thanks to him and
face your life with no fear for he owns your future.
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Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?
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Whoever I Owe Money Should Comment Now or
I Don’t Want To Enter 2019 In Debt oo
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Women who fall in love or marry men because of money must never criticize prostitutes; they are of the same profession. The only difference is that they work in the private sector while the prostitutes work in the public sector.
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Which family planning did King Solomon use in the Bible that made him have only 4 Kids with the 300 wives and 700 concubines?
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Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today?
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Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English
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My neighbour gave birth to twins and said she was tired of regular names given to twins like Victor & Victoria, Paul & Pauline, etc. So she asked me to come up with some names and this is what I came up with:
1. Tom & Jerry
2. Copy & Paste
3. Praise & Worship
4. Boko & Haram
5. Give & Take
6. Screw & Driver
7. Salt n Vinegar
8. Terms and Conditions
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.Which names would you give to my neighbour’s twins..
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Let Him Leave His Girlfriend For You,
Then Leave Him Like That!!!
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Don’t settle for an unhealthy relationship. Don’t settle for mediocrity. Don’t waste time trying to change someone. Just because you’re capable of dealing with negativity, it doesn’t mean you should have to. It is not your responsibility to “fix” people. Instead, find somebody you like exactly as they are (flaws and annoying habits included)
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Don’t underestimate yourself.
You have the ability to wake up tomorrow &
change your entire life.
That’s how quick things can change for u.
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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING ….
Stolen:
I sent R1000 to a wrong number using ewallet
After realizing this, Icalmed down and sent him/her this text message:
“Hello Dear, I hope you got the membership welcome fee of R1000 to our Satanism Church. We are glad and looking forward to having you with us.
That is just the beginning of the richest life you are about to start living. We hope you are as excited to be joining our church as we are. As I just said, that is a
welcome salary.
We are having a meeting tonight whereby we will slaughter 3 people in celebration of the start of this month. Please invite over any female person you may be close to. Lets meet tonight at 8pm at YOUR PLACE.
If you haven’t shown any interest in our church and you believe this is a mistake, kindly send the money back to this number otherwise welcome to our Church. See you tonight.”
10 Minutes later, I got a message saying send another R1000 my friend is also interested’.
I fainted, people are so broke these days.
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I think its time I let go of the past,
live in the present, and look forward to the future.
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