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When you decide to trust Allah
you will reduce a lot of stress in your life.
All the praises and thanks be to Allah

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If your girlfriend picks up a call and start pressing the volume key down, that’s him.
That’s your deputy

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When you give yourself to someone who doesn’t respect you, you surrender pieces of your soul that you’ll never get back. There comes a point when you have to let go and stop trying with some people. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll find a way to put you there.
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Sometimes you just need to let go and accept the fact that they don’t care for you the way you care for them. Let them leave your life quietly. Letting go is oftentimes easier than holding on. We think it’s too hard to let go, until we actually do.
💙💜💜💜💜💙
Then we ask ourselves, “Why didn’t I do this sooner?”

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the worst thing about being in a relationship is that you have to bath even on weekends*

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Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one’s views and by trying to make it objective and by considering each and every one’s valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say

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Candy, flowers and cards are great. But having you as my boyfriend is simply the best. Happy Valentine’s to the world’s greatest boyfriend!

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Life experiences leave us feeling weak and hopeless. But that’s no reason to stay down for long. No matter what you’re going through in life, other people just like you have gone through the same or worse and come out stronger on the other side. It’s times like these you need to be strong and never give up.

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Dear God
Please give our ladies money so they date
who they love..
Most of them are dating idiot cus of money
Should I increase the volume?

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CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK ,
EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID ,
EXCEPT YOU!

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Philosophy Of Life:

At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,

Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.

Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.

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I once went to the moon and i have so much experience
so i wouldn’t recommend you to attack me in slow motion.

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To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man

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Guys I’m feeling a bit upset right now, i have stress maybe I can be okay so can you please do me a favour just leave the group .I need some time alone .
Thanks In Advance.

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Sometimes love gone wrong …
…is actually life gone right

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Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
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What is -PETER- in the sentence..
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Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!

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Nyaa who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOLUME ONE”.
He opened the first page which said; “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started!
He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving, press blue button”
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane, please go and BUY Volume TWO” !!!

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