Just saw my crush walk into
another guys room here at res😫..
I really hope they are going to study

The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle

No1:
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.

No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, “so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.”

No 3:
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said “sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!”

No 4:
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol in your Mom.” Son: ” Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!” Mother fainted!!!

No 5:
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, “You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.

No 6:
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?”The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

Did you know that headsets🎧 don’t sound🎵good in a Taxi when you haven’t received your change?

Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed

Classic Revenge… 😜
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Recently somewhere on the streets, Ofengo met his High School Maths Teacher and he asked for the directions to the nearest FNB Bank.
Ofengo: Take a 310 degree turn, walk for about 184.7 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicular to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the Bank at a distance of about the logarithm of square root of 7. :/
Let him feel what you felt as a student!!

If bae doesn’t check up on u for 8+ hours
just move on with ur lyf “IT,S OVER”

*Those of you who used to call the teacher when there was a free period*, *hope you’re working at world bank*…nonsense😂

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐

When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy

Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie
What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

Some ladies will be like ‘he is not my type’…
Question is… My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor?