I Saw wedding cars moving in reverse
Maybe it’s a DIVORCE

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

One day I wish to wake up in the morning,
turn on the news and hear
“Monday is cancelled, go back to sleep”

Santa Wrote Bill Gates About PC & Windows Problems.

1 My Child Learned MS Word Now He Wants MS Sentence.

2 There Is Only Re-Cycle But No Re-Scooter, I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter.

3 I See MS Office But I Need MS Home, As I Use PC At Home.

4 Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling Windows, Why?

Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”

Ladies sometimes you
should give your baby
daddy the sassa card
and let him spoil
himself for once in a
year

The farmer decided to change the old cock and bring in a young one that would take care of the many hens.
When the young cock arrived, and upon realising that he would lose his job and maybe end up a dinner, the old cock
approached the young one and said: “Look, I know I’m old and that’s the reason why our owner brought you here.

But can you leave two hens for me?”

“What’s that old cock! I’m going to keep all of them,” said the young one.
“Just two,” insisted the old cock.
“I’ve told you. They’re all mine!” replied the young cock.
“Alright then! Let’s do this,” says the old cock. “We bet on a race around the poultry house. If I win, I’ll keep two
hens. If I lose, all hens are yours.”
The young cock sizes up the old one and thinks that an old and ailing bird cannot win.
“Ok old cock, I agree,” he says.
The old cock looks at him and says: “Since my chances of winning are very small, let me have 5 metres advantage,” he asked.
The young cock does not even think twice about the request and agrees to the old cock’s conditions. The race starts and the young
cock shoots in chase of the old one. The old cock makes a tremendous effort to keep advantage, but is quickly losing ground.
The farmer sees the scene and takes his pellet-gun and shoots at the young cock. After killing him, he turns and says to his wife:
“I don’t understand! This is the fifth gay cock we bought this week. These gay birds have stopped chasing the hens and are now chasing an old
cock, can you believe it?”

*Nothing beats experience*

June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with
bathing this winter

Whites wedding 💒
Invites: 100
Attendance: 65
Gifts: 65
Missing items: 0
.
Blacks wedding 💒
Invites: 150
Attendance: 4567
Gifts: 0
Missing items: Cellphone, 5 Litre cooking oil, Pakete ya dikuku,
2 litre Coca Cola, , Brent Wood 👖ya Malome

Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman
but real woman always rejects the money

New year promotion!!!!!

Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.

After making love with a sugar mama then she fetch her old album then be like: you see this one I was doing Standard 8 and this one its Sarah it was my friend but she has already passed away.