My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love

where are some minutes?”
it’s asking a calculator you’re dating. 😐

Sex …..you cry
Break up ….you cry
Mensuration period…you cry
Child birth …you cry
Engalgement…you cry
Wedding ….you cry
Pass exams with flying colours…you cry

Ladies what exactly is your problem?????

There are people on your friend list who look at your timeline all the time, but they don’t really like you; so they never comment or like anything you post. But they won’t unfriend you because they are too scared not to know what you are doing.🙊
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The level of witchcraft in Africa will kill someone!!

Nyaa was in love wit a cert girl bt neva had the
guts to tell her. One night around 11pm he gatherd
some courage and sent her a text saying, ‘I love
u, I wanna date u. Pls reply and tell me how u
feel’.
A few secs later he recieved a meseg alert on
his fon. He was so scared & tensed to open it
dat night so he decided not to check and reply until the
next morning when he’s less tensed. When he woke
up the nxt day he prayed seriously abt d msg for
gudnews, did his morning chores, brushd his
teeth…ate his brkfast, had his bath, dressed up
then climbed into bed n picked his fon to read d
msg.
This was d response he read:
“Dear customer you hav insufficient balance to
send dis msg. Please recharge your
account and try again.”

I went to Zoo and we paid R200 for entrance but I wanted to take a picture hugging a lion but forbidden me. Mxm what a waste. Why so much money but will not allow to take pictures with animals?

Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad

Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??