Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?

People ask me why I give the best relationship advice but yet am still single,

So I tell them “coaches don’t play

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂

Just called out my younger sister to come and
turn up the volume for me and she came😀
I feel so grown up

I want to open a crèche so
I can beat my exs children

This Is A Quote From Baba Saxidas Book Titled, How To Live Longer

Never Reject Any Girl In Your Life,

B’coz A Gud Girl Gives You Hapiness,

And A Bad Girl Gives You Experience,

Both Are Essential In Life…

So Enjoy Every Girl.

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

*Imagine going to hell for small lies like
“I miss you too”*

When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “

I’ve been single for too long,
sometimes i put a teddy bear on my bed
and sleep on the floor,
pretending my bae is mad at me..

Not every friend request is a friend request…
some are surveillance cameras