Poor countries have the longest National anthems because they explain all their problems in it!
Donald Trump
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Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:
1st SMS : Let’s break up now, it’s all over.
2nd SMS:sorry,sorry,sorry!That was not for you
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The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?
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If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…
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WhatsApp Conversation Between Calvin & Wife Before Valentine.
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Wife: What are your plans for Valentine?
Calvin: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Calvin : I will disappear and reappear on the 3rd day!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Calvin: What do you mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”
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So technically showing up at the bank
in a mask and gloves is ok now.🤔😆😂
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my advice is….
Never listen to any advice..
Even this one…. 😪
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Father Was Telling The Definition Success To His Son.
Father: “Son, Success Is When Your Signature Turns Into An Autograph.”
Son: “No Dad, Success Is When My Signature Turns Into Black Label Or Chivas Regal.”
Cheers To This Boy
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When You Drop Your Phone And Your Heart Hits The Ground
Before Your Phone Does
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Wake up every morning with a smile on your face,
go through the day with your head up
and don’t let words take you down.
Good Morning
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I Don’t See A Reason
Why I Should Eat meat
with Fork And Knife
I mean, The Animal Is already Dead, So
Weapons Are Not Necessary
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*My neighbour called the police because I was smoking weed in my backyard.* *The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all.* *They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour…* *now they’re at his house*
*Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!!*
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Time doesn’t change,
Time reveals ☺
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I’m tired of the Russians and their Russian beer.
I want them to also support us South Africans with our new whisky
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My girlfriend broke up with me . She thinks I’m childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away
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Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too
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